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Title: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 February 2013, 12:48:16
I've picked up a virulent new strain of Man flu. This mutated virus is at least ten times more deadly than the usual man flu, which as we all know is life threatening in itself.

If I don't post tomorrow it means I've been "taken" during the night. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Lazydocker on 11 February 2013, 13:18:51
Best rest up and get Mrs Opti to look after you :y :y

Hope you survive and make a recovery ;)
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 February 2013, 13:25:24
Best rest up and get Mrs Opti to look after you :y :y

Hope you survive and make a recovery ;)


Thanks, Mr LD. It's touch and go at present. My lower back hurts like buggery,too.........and as I think you know, bad backs are no laughing matter. :-\
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Lazydocker on 11 February 2013, 13:28:48
Best rest up and get Mrs Opti to look after you :y :y

Hope you survive and make a recovery ;)


Thanks, Mr LD. It's touch and go at present. My lower back hurts like buggery,too.........and as I think you know, bad backs are no laughing matter. :-\

You can say that again! Although I'm going through a period of (relative) comfort after the injections at the end of last month :y
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: STMO123 on 11 February 2013, 14:08:12
As you know, Opti, I had a dose of man flu a few weeks back and am not long recovered. You must impress on Mrs Opti just how serious this can be. She must attend to your every whim and pray that you pull through. Good luck.
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: cleggy on 11 February 2013, 14:16:17
If Mrs Opti is like mine she'll just take the pith, and ignore you  :D :D :D
No! thinking about it ignore would be a luxury, constantly saying there's nothing is wrong with you, you should be Blah, Blah Blah is nearer the mark, :( as for nursing........... FORGET IT :( :( :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 February 2013, 14:20:54
As you know, Opti, I had a dose of man flu a few weeks back and am not long recovered. You must impress on Mrs Opti just how serious this can be. She must attend to your every whim and pray that you pull through. Good luck.


It's comforting to know that survivors can be found. :y
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 February 2013, 14:34:24
If Mrs Opti is like mine she'll just take the pith, and ignore you  :D :D :D
No! thinking about it ignore would be a luxury, constantly saying there's nothing is wrong with you, you should be Blah, Blah Blah is nearer the mark, :( as for nursing........... FORGET IT :( :( :( :( :( :(


Mrs Opti is worse. Zero sympathy, and zero empathy. Women have it easy. Nothing more serious than a girlie sniffle and the odd cat sneeze. ;)
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 February 2013, 14:34:29
stay home , rest and sleep well, eat fruits , you will be well soon Opti :y
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: scottambrose on 11 February 2013, 14:56:57
ive had it 3 times in the last 3 months and cant seem to budge it. im sure working in a warehouse/office thats never above 4  degrees doesnt help. :'(
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Elite Pete on 11 February 2013, 15:27:00
I've picked up a virulent new strain of Man flu. This mutated virus is at least ten times more deadly than the usual man flu, which as we all know is life threatening in itself.

If I don't post tomorrow it means I've been "taken" during the night. ::) ::) ;)

You lucky bugger, i'm lucky if I get a magazine ::)

Good luck fighting off the man flu and if you don't make it can I have your car ;D
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 February 2013, 16:26:32
ive had it 3 times in the last 3 months and cant seem to budge it. im sure working in a warehouse/office thats never above 4  degrees doesnt help. :'(

 :o  how you survive is a good question  ??? :-\
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: PhilRich on 11 February 2013, 16:33:35
Commiserations Opti, both on the deadly disease front and the scourge of lower back torture! Hope you're feeling more chipper very soon :y
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 11 February 2013, 18:30:45
keep warm Mr O and if you feel yourself slipping away stay away from the light ;)
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Murph on 11 February 2013, 18:48:20
I had a bad dose a few weeks back.
My missus just recommended these....
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4fYzQZDoAyg/UB-uJD0NDBI/AAAAAAAAAxE/4F5Mc00Kl3c/s1600/Codral.jpg)

She's all heart is Mrs Murph!
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: STMO123 on 11 February 2013, 19:00:56
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Rods2 on 11 February 2013, 20:28:46
Very good, they must be making a fortune this time of year.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: dbug on 11 February 2013, 20:32:28
Single malt helps mate :y  Good luck ;)
Title: Re: I'm not long for this world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 February 2013, 13:02:39
Well, it's official. The Grim Reaper came for me at about three this morning. My body double, exactly like the one in "Black Mirror" ( Last night on channel 4 at 10 p.m.)  is currently banging the keyboard..................and banging my wife. ::) ::) ;)


Biggest load of crap I've seen in yonks. :-\