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Title: Warning! B&Q Scam.
Post by: robbo299 on 04 May 2008, 00:37:56
Went into local B&Q today to get some more paint. As i went in an old man dressed in black trousers and an orange apron asked me if i wanted decking.
Fortunately, i got the first punch in and knocked him out!
Just thought i would pass this warning on. :y
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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:38:53
very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 00:41:20
 ;D ;D..... :y

A chap asked me the other day: "Do you know if there`s a B & Q in Wrexham?"....."Not the way we spell it" I said!  ::)
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Post by: robbo299 on 04 May 2008, 00:42:34
oh.. very good ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:43:11
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: maria on 04 May 2008, 00:43:56
Both was very good ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Myagemo on 04 May 2008, 03:01:50
I know someone who lives in Quebec Canada there is a B and Q there
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Post by: FRE07962128 on 04 May 2008, 04:55:50
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 04 May 2008, 10:16:01
THey sponsor BBC Breakfast now - see the clock ;D
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Post by: dbug on 04 May 2008, 17:17:15
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;D ;D..... :y

A chap asked me the other day: "Do you know if there`s a B & Q in Wrexham?"....."Not the way we spell it" I said!  ::)

And there's no F in Utopia either :y
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Post by: MaxV6 on 04 May 2008, 18:04:50
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;D ;D..... :y

A chap asked me the other day: "Do you know if there`s a B & Q in Wrexham?"....."Not the way we spell it" I said!  ::)


ere'  just wondering Debs....

test of your local colloquialism knowledge.

do you know the proper name for a place often called "Roast Lamb and Rhubarb"  ?  


it's in your neck of the woods....   ish...   well , sort of....  

I can do it in half an hour from your place....  , not been to your house, but know the area well....    ;)


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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 18:25:22
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ere'  just wondering Debs....

test of your local colloquialism knowledge.

do you know the proper name for a place often called "Roast Lamb and Rhubarb"  ?  


it's in your neck of the woods....   ish...   well , sort of....  

I can do it in half an hour from your place....  , not been to your house, but know the area well....    ;)


Hmmmmmm......that`s got me thinking:
Welsh to English......Homonymically perhaps?

[size=8]Dodgy Welsh Language Skills Alert![/size]

Cig Oel â riwbob.....

There`s a place that might sound like that if said quickly?...or am I well off-track?  :-/
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Post by: MaxV6 on 04 May 2008, 18:29:39
miles dearie miles...


Rhosllanerugog. (spelling might be a tad off.....       it's not all that far from dear old Wrecsam


:D


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Post by: MaxV6 on 04 May 2008, 18:30:33
and isn't B&Q near the Bypass ???  
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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 18:37:10
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miles dearie miles...


Rhosllanerugog. (spelling might be a tad off.....       it's not all that far from dear old Wrecsam


:D


;D ;D ;D Ahhhhh......`very good!  :y :y :y
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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 18:58:50
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and isn't B&Q near the Bypass ???  

Yes, there is one there, and one in the town. :y
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Post by: mars on 04 May 2008, 21:16:10
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Went into local B&Q today to get some more paint. As i went in an old man dressed in black trousers and an orange apron asked me if i wanted decking.
Fortunately, i got the first punch in and knocked him out!
Just thought i would pass this warning on. :y

Heard it before but it still makes me smile ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Kenny on 07 May 2008, 00:28:23
lol   ;D
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Post by: file28 on 07 May 2008, 00:49:58
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miles dearie miles...


Rhosllanerugog. (spelling might be a tad off.....       it's not all that far from dear old Wrecsam


:D


about 5 mins from me
diolch yn fawr
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Post by: Vamps on 07 May 2008, 00:52:24
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miles dearie miles...


Rhosllanerugog. (spelling might be a tad off.....       it's not all that far from dear old Wrecsam


:D


about 5 mins from me
diolch yn fawr
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Family site, no bad language please. ;)
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Post by: Debs. on 07 May 2008, 00:55:51
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Family site, no bad language please. ;)

 ::)...... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 07 May 2008, 00:57:52
Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.
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Post by: MaxV6 on 07 May 2008, 01:05:08
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Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.

Saesneg.... Grrrrr  
 :y

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Post by: Vamps on 07 May 2008, 01:14:52
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Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.

Saesneg.... Grrrrr   :y


I think I can guess what that says, but you are from Oxford. :)
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Post by: MaxV6 on 07 May 2008, 01:19:44
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Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.

Saesneg.... Grrrrr   :y


I think I can guess what that says, but you are from Oxford. :)



Not strictly true...  I currently LIVE around Oxford, and , to be fair, my teenage years were spent here also...

but much of the rest of my life has been in wales....  

more of it than here.....

Being half Italian , Half Miner/Sheep botherer/Rygbi player....     i can be a little complicated  :D


Cymraeg is one of the languages in which the  word for English, is also a fairly serious insult :D


(well, to be fair...  A word, since it's a rather complicated language, with many mutations and alternatives)




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Post by: Debs. on 07 May 2008, 01:21:24
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Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.

It`s interesting that in the U.K there are only two languages recognised 'equally' by the British State; English and Welsh.
In theory a Welsh speaker anwhere in the U.K can legally require official correspondence (Employment/Council/Court/Police/Tax/NHS etc.) with them, to be in Welsh; even if they are the only Welsh speaker in the village....and if required; by a monoglot (Welsh-only speaker) 'one-on-one' translations must be provided (as necessary) at public expense!  :-?
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Post by: MaxV6 on 07 May 2008, 01:30:45
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.and if required; by a monoglot (Welsh-only speaker) 'one-on-one' translations must be provided (as necessary) at public expense!  :-?


something which would mortally offend or hugely amuse several of my relatives, probably in equal measure...    :D  


there are , quite seriously, some people in a few of the villages I know, who could really be counted as monoglots....    it's not so much that they cannot understand english, more that they cannot be understood by the English....      ;D

  
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 07 May 2008, 09:34:55
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Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.

It`s interesting that in the U.K there are only two languages recognised 'equally' by the British State; English and Welsh.
In theory a Welsh speaker anwhere in the U.K can legally require official correspondence (Employment/Council/Court/Police/Tax/NHS etc.) with them, to be in Welsh; even if they are the only Welsh speaker in the village....and if required; by a monoglot (Welsh-only speaker) 'one-on-one' translations must be provided (as necessary) at public expense!  :-?


I don't think they exist anymore
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Post by: Debs. on 07 May 2008, 09:45:06
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Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.

It`s interesting that in the U.K there are only two languages recognised 'equally' by the British State; English and Welsh.
In theory a Welsh speaker anwhere in the U.K can legally require official correspondence (Employment/Council/Court/Police/Tax/NHS etc.) with them, to be in Welsh; even if they are the only Welsh speaker in the village....and if required; by a monoglot (Welsh-only speaker) 'one-on-one' translations must be provided (as necessary) at public expense!  :-?


I don't think they exist anymore

You`d be surprised Martin!.........I know of several monoglots hereabouts and one or two, whom have used (dishonestly) the assertion of their lack of adequate English language skills as a ploy when in court or dealing with 'officialdom' as the need for cumbersome-translation 'may' mean they are taken down an 'easier path' (if you know what I mean)....seems to work too!  :(
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Post by: MaxV6 on 07 May 2008, 10:14:06
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Was it Welsh? we do recognise diversity on oof.

It`s interesting that in the U.K there are only two languages recognised 'equally' by the British State; English and Welsh.
In theory a Welsh speaker anwhere in the U.K can legally require official correspondence (Employment/Council/Court/Police/Tax/NHS etc.) with them, to be in Welsh; even if they are the only Welsh speaker in the village....and if required; by a monoglot (Welsh-only speaker) 'one-on-one' translations must be provided (as necessary) at public expense!  :-?


I don't think they exist anymore


I have the phone numbers of several .

Sadly, these days I usually rely on the family grapevines....   even though I was moderately fluent...  over the last 7 years my ear has become unaccustomed to the speed and depth of accent....   making it progressively harder for me to cope with a conversation with them....    

and no i'm not going deaf....




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Post by: Martin_1962 on 07 May 2008, 11:57:05
Only accent I have ever struggled with was Geordie

As to language, if you live here and have been for more than a couple of years you have no excuse not to know at least some English.