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Title: joke
Post by: file28 on 10 May 2008, 12:19:14
i was walking past the cemetary the other day
saw four men carrying a coffin round and round searching
3 hours later on my return past the cemetary
the four men were still carrying this coffin round and round
i thought to my self they've lost the rather plot
Title: Re: joke
Post by: silvershark on 10 May 2008, 23:44:01
thats mad, almost as mad as a box of frogs ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 10 May 2008, 23:48:23
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: Entwood on 10 May 2008, 23:56:29
where's the "shaking head in disbelief" smiley when you want one ??

 ;D ;D
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 10 May 2008, 23:57:05


A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”
Title: Re: joke
Post by: hotel21 on 10 May 2008, 23:59:55
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 11 May 2008, 00:02:12
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 11 May 2008, 00:04:56
 
a man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting."thirteen thirteen thirteen!" goes the noise from the mental hospital wards. The mans curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence.Its not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. instantly ,someone jabs him in the eye.As he reels back in agony,the chanting continues "fourteen fourteen fourteen!"
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Post by: hotel21 on 11 May 2008, 00:07:49
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a man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting."thirteen thirteen thirteen!" goes the noise from the mental hospital wards. The mans curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence.Its not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. instantly ,someone jabs him in the eye.As he reels back in agony,the chanting continues "fourteen fourteen fourteen!"

is that the same street as this one (http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1210418787)?

Sorry, but I had already heard it before the original....

Still funny though!
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 11 May 2008, 00:09:09
Shows i don't get on here much these days.. ;)
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Post by: hotel21 on 11 May 2008, 00:11:09
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Shows i don't get on here much these days.. ;)

but you have been missed, none the less.....

We were only talking about again you the other day.......      :P
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Post by: CaptainZok on 11 May 2008, 00:12:16
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D
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Post by: hotel21 on 11 May 2008, 00:13:35
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D


I resent that remark.....   >:(


Dont deny it, just resent it......     ::)


 ;D
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 11 May 2008, 00:15:00
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A thousand apologies my friends... :y
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I know when im not wanted... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Entwood on 11 May 2008, 00:16:16
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A thousand apologies my friends... :y
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I know when im not wanted... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


It's not YOU thats not wanted .. it's page 54 of your joke book !!

:)
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 11 May 2008, 00:18:02
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A thousand apologies my friends... :y
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I know when im not wanted... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


It's not YOU thats not wanted .. it's page 54 of your joke book !!

:)

You have the same joke book.. wow..Thanks for telling me the page my eyes are not what they used to be.. :y
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Post by: hotel21 on 11 May 2008, 00:18:46
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It's not YOU thats not wanted .. it's page 54 of your joke book !!

:)

leave the fella alone....

My copy of his book had to be pressed into use when the Andrex puppy bolted!!
Title: Re: joke
Post by: CaptainZok on 11 May 2008, 00:25:13
Talking of hamsters reminds me of the Armageddon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLnfFvKNU_Y) radio clip.
Listener discretion advised but bloody funny. ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Albatross on 11 May 2008, 09:52:42
All very good, I especially like the "thirteen" joke. :y