Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: doz on 19 March 2013, 17:41:27

Title: Chomping phone call.
Post by: doz on 19 March 2013, 17:41:27
Had to phone up for new windscreen today. It went something like this
"Hello I need to book my car in for a windscreen"
"chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp"
" I'm sorry I can't understand you"
"I said chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp"
"That's what I thought you said but I don't understand it"
"chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp??? gompgompburppark scrunch munchmunchymunch"
"Nope didn't get that"
"chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp"
"I'm sorry I can't understand you. Can you hear me ok?"
"chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp yes gurglegurglepop"
"Can I speak to someone else?"
"There is chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp nothing gurglegurglepop wrong with gompgompburppark"
" Nope I didn't get that, can I speak to someone else?"
"Listen I'm glugluglugsniffslurpcoughsniff wrong rustlecrunchcrunch with my chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp voice"
"Look I'm not trying to be rude I just can't understand you"
"chompmunchchompgurglegurgleburpchompmunchchompgurglegurgleburpchompmunchchompgurglegurgleburp"
"Listen fek head stop having a go at me!!! If you stopped stuffing your face I might be able to understand you. So either hang up and finish your sodden food or stop piling on the pounds for just a moment and book my car in for a windscreen you disgusting ogar thick as shit baboon"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
" em sorry about that sir. How can I help you today"
"I need to book my car in for a new windscreen"
"sorry didn't quite understand that, was that a new washing machine? We don't do them we do windscreens"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: omega3000 on 19 March 2013, 18:17:30
 ;D

Report to trading standards  :y
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 March 2013, 18:34:24
Quote from: EMD on 19 March 2013, 18:17:30
;D

Report to trading standards  :y

..............and importantly complain to their Head Office by phone call and a letter to their Managing Director / Chief Executive. ;)
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: Abiton on 19 March 2013, 18:35:11
Just use a different company.
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 March 2013, 18:36:52
Quote from: Abiton on 19 March 2013, 18:35:11
Just use a different company.

Often with insurance paying you do not get a choice.

Anyway, why should they get away with such atrocious service? ::) ::) :y
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: STMO123 on 19 March 2013, 18:45:26
I wouldn't have given him ten seconds. I'd have hung up and re-dialed.
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: doz on 19 March 2013, 18:53:25
Quote from: Abiton on 19 March 2013, 18:35:11
Just use a different company.

Yep. I phoned insurance and told them and they arranged for me to use another company. All sorted for next Wednesday. 
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: dbug on 19 March 2013, 22:13:51
Quote from: doz on 19 March 2013, 18:53:25
Quote from: Abiton on 19 March 2013, 18:35:11
Just use a different company.

Yep. I phoned insurance and told them and they arranged for me to use another company. All sorted for next Wednesday.

 :y :y
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: tidla on 20 March 2013, 16:07:03
Better option.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVuEsfvTow
Title: Re: Chomping phone call.
Post by: Turk on 20 March 2013, 19:48:39
Quote from: tidla on 20 March 2013, 16:07:03
Better option.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVuEsfvTow

 ;D ;D