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Title: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: Richie London on 11 May 2008, 12:37:35
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/1568694/New-law-could-make-gay-jokes-illegal.html

get yer gay joke in while theres still time  ;D ;D ;D

richie
Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: Richie London on 11 May 2008, 12:43:31
A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:
Devil: Hey, why are you bumming out?

Man: If you died and went to Hell, you''d be bumming out too.

Devil: Hell isn''t what you think it is. It's fun down here. Say, do you drink?

Man: Sure, I love to drink. Why?

Devil: Well, you''re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you want to drink. We drink til we puke then we drink more.

Man: Ah, that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Man: Damn right I do.

Devil: Cool! You''re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don''t have to worry about getting cancer because you''re already dead anyways.

Man: No shit!

Devil: You like gambling?

Man: Hell yeah!

Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, horse racing, you name it, we got it, and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.

Man: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before.

Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned?

Man: I love getting stoned! You mean...

Devil: That''s right man, because on Thursdays, it''s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don''t have to worry about overdosing because you''re already dead anyhow.

Man: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place!

Devil: Are you gay?

Man: Uh, no.

Devil: Oooh, you''re gonna hate Fridays!

Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: TheBoy on 11 May 2008, 13:53:03
Thats just gay.

Understandable though, seeing as most of Westminister are fondling little boys.
Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: MikeDundee on 11 May 2008, 13:54:34
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Thats just gay.

Understandable though, seeing as most of Westminister are fondling little boys.

You'll have to be careful what you say about Blue LED's ;D ;D
Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: TheBoy on 11 May 2008, 14:02:17
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Thats just gay.

Understandable though, seeing as most of Westminister are fondling little boys.

You'll have to be careful what you say about Blue LED's ;D ;D
I'll ram those gay blue LEDs right up the government's gay blue arse  >:(
Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: HolyCount on 11 May 2008, 14:34:01
I am saying nothing for fear of being arrested  :-X
Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: Dave-C on 11 May 2008, 19:31:18
My boyfriend says it's about time there was a law about it! :-/

Dave C ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: amigov6 on 11 May 2008, 20:32:33
We can't call a black black, a white white, a gay gay, chauvinism, feminism...we won't be allowed to say Hello or Goodbye at this rate. ::)
Title: Re: pc brigade are at it again
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 11 May 2008, 20:35:59
 ;D ;D ;D ;D