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Title: scan today
Post by: omegod on 03 April 2013, 08:57:11: Waiting to have a scan on my 2 hernias and every member of staff who has walked in is a stunner. Some serious focus needed to prevent an embarrasment occurring.

Suggestions of what images to think of to prevent this are welcome.
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: cleggy on 03 April 2013, 09:06:59: Pretend they are all Susan Boyle ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: Rog on 03 April 2013, 09:08:29: http://thelister.blogspot.co.uk/2011/03/ten-characters-played-by-hattie-jacques.html

. . . . That should do it

Or . . . . . . errrrrr, well DIY
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: YZ250 on 03 April 2013, 09:10:46: Quote from: Cleggy on 03 April 2013, 09:06:59
Pretend they are all Susan Boyle ::) ::) ;D ;D

;D ;D

The trouble is, he needs to keep some sort of dignity, not have it shrivel up altogether. ;D ;D
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: Rog on 03 April 2013, 09:10:58: Quote from: omegod on 03 April 2013, 08:57:11
Waiting to have a scan on my 2 hernias and every member of staff who has walked in is a stunner. Some serious focus needed to prevent an embarrasment occurring.

Suggestions of what images to think of to prevent this are welcome.

Just a quick question. Do you mean female staff ? ::)
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: omegod on 03 April 2013, 11:22:34: Yes female rog !

All done now, hot blonde but we managed to hold it together ;D
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: Rog on 03 April 2013, 11:39:25: Quote from: omegod on 03 April 2013, 11:22:34
Yes female rog !

All done now, hot blonde but we managed to hold it together ;D

So, stunning female staff in a hospital in Merseyside? Can't possibly be NHS, must be private ;D ;D
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: STMO123 on 03 April 2013, 11:39:48: Woosey boy. My hernia is giving me some grief after laying that carpet. A few paracetamol and I'll be fine.
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: STMO123 on 03 April 2013, 11:40:54: Quote from: Rog on 03 April 2013, 11:39:25
Quote from: omegod on 03 April 2013, 11:22:34
Yes female rog !

All done now, hot blonde but we managed to hold it together ;D

So, stunning female staff in a hospital in Merseyside? Can't possibly be NHS, must be private ;D ;D
Not all female scousers have cauliflower ears, Rog.
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 April 2013, 14:00:09: I don't think they would have noticed anyway Jon :P ;D
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: horsecow on 03 April 2013, 15:18:58: A mate of mine had to have his little soldier looked at and it turned out to be a stunner of a female doctor. The brave soldier stood to attention and she rapped it over the head with a spoon lol!! OUCH :y :y
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: cam2502 on 03 April 2013, 16:03:23: ^^^^^^ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: dbug on 03 April 2013, 16:55:17: Quote from: omegod on 03 April 2013, 11:22:34
Yes female rog !

All done now, hot blonde but we managed to hold it together ;D

:o :o :o not boasting, but . . . . ;)
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 03 April 2013, 21:48:39: There you go - would stop anyone getting to the "vinegar" stroke

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTiYJ62rn7Ev2F35km9E_81yT9BDd-Af0xQ87n7FBIWiLhXBwltw)
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: ozzycat on 03 April 2013, 21:51:21: have you had the results back yet got my fingers crossed for you :) :)
Title: Re: scan today
Post by: Vamps on 03 April 2013, 23:05:26: Quote from: horsecow on 03 April 2013, 15:18:58
A mate of mine had to have his little soldier looked at and it turned out to be a stunner of a female doctor. The brave soldier stood to attention and she rapped it over the head with a spoon lol!! OUCH :y :y

I think I first heard that in 1967, replace spoon with ruler............. :D :D