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Title: Marriage? No way
Post by: bighed on 13 May 2008, 21:44:58

Walked in the other day n swmbo was watching a programme on weddings which got me thinking. If i actually got round to marrying her she would be entitled to half my estate. I wouldnt even let her get her hands on an f'in wheel nut off my baby!!!!  :y

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Jimbob on 13 May 2008, 21:54:59

 ;D ;D ;D

Just get her one of her own, works for us  ;D

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Vamps on 13 May 2008, 21:57:54

Mine got the Galant V6 cos the estate is still on the drive, poorly. ;D
And now she wants to keep it. :( only does 27mpg the way she drives it. :(

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: bighed on 13 May 2008, 22:03:08

Im only getting about 20 mpg at min.  :'( Lead foot   ;D :y

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Jay w on 13 May 2008, 22:23:07

find a prospective wife that can't drive........worked for me, i get to choose the cars :y

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Vamps on 13 May 2008, 22:24:50

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find a prospective wife that can't drive........worked for me, i get to choose the cars :y

Yes, but then you have to drive youself back from the pub :(

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Jay w on 13 May 2008, 22:43:11

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find a prospective wife that can't drive........worked for me, i get to choose the cars :y

Yes, but then you have to drive youself back from the pub :(

Nah mate, that's what sister in law is for  :y

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: dbug on 13 May 2008, 22:43:56

If you marry your best mate there's no aggro if you come home p*ssed or "spend time with" various women :)

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Vamps on 13 May 2008, 22:45:26

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find a prospective wife that can't drive........worked for me, i get to choose the cars :y

Yes, but then you have to drive youself back from the pub :(

Nah mate, that's what sister in law is for  :y

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Entwood on 13 May 2008, 23:32:10

What is, simultaneously, both the shortest and longest sentence in the world ??


"I do."

 :y :y

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Andyb on 14 May 2008, 08:24:58

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What is, simultaneously, both the shortest and longest sentence in the world ??


"I do."

 :y :y

and the most expensive  ;D

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Debs. on 14 May 2008, 08:42:49

 ;D Marriage: a word and a sentence! ;D

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Richie London on 14 May 2008, 13:13:38

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If you marry your best mate there's no aggro if you come home p*ssed or "spend time with" various women :)

wouldnt like to wake up to a sore rse every morning   ;D ;D ;D ;D

richie

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: albitz on 14 May 2008, 13:16:25

i have been in a commited marital relationship for 27 years and would say that marriage is a great institution..........for those nutters who need to be commited to an institution ;)

Title: Re: Marriage? No way
Post by: Richie London on 14 May 2008, 15:00:53

i was with my x 21 yrs, never married her but lived with her for about 11. were still good m8s and have family days out. kids stay when they like, usually always one here all the time now.  and i can get hammered when i like. but am i really happy?? (http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/sCo_hmmthink.gif)

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richie