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Title: OOF Poem
Post by: grain.ben on 23 April 2013, 21:12:46

I was presented by Mrs G.B's eldest lad, an A4 sheet of paper titled OOF. I read it and couldn't stop laughing about it. I seem to be taken the pish out of for spending quite some time on here, so he wrote a poem about OOF

Please read on.........................

OOF

They're lean and they're mean, they're big and they're bad
they give a new meaning to the word sad
they'd rather go drive, than go out with the lads
are they a bit depressive, eh' just a tad

From watching fifth gear to fixing their car
they have no idea what fun people are
for people who talk about cars in the sun
they could of at least picked a good one

Less of the politics, more of James May
they're all to busy to come out and play
and if there is a chance , it's you offend
oh well, haven't you got a car you need to mend
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Ryan, 12

 :y

Title: Re: OOF Poem
Post by: dbug on 23 April 2013, 21:14:15

 ;D ;D :y

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Post by: cam2502 on 23 April 2013, 21:15:44

Excellent  :y :y :y

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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 23 April 2013, 21:17:28

very good and 12 blimey  :y :y

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Post by: henryd on 23 April 2013, 21:34:42

Well done that man,very good ;D ;D

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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 April 2013, 21:37:26

Good effort Ryan!!  :y :y :y

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Post by: dazzerM on 23 April 2013, 21:45:56

Brilliant  ;D ;D

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Post by: pauls on 23 April 2013, 21:50:18

Very good :y

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Post by: cleggy on 23 April 2013, 22:13:56

Nail on head, the wonders of perceptive innocence  :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y

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Post by: ronnyd on 23 April 2013, 22:31:03

Who said that todays education is s**te ;D

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Post by: symes on 23 April 2013, 22:42:08

brilliant effort Ryan :y

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Post by: Vamps on 23 April 2013, 22:57:17

Excellent, young man........ :y :y

Title: Re: OOF Poem
Post by: grain.ben on 24 April 2013, 09:07:53

Thank you all for the kindness  :y i shall let him know when he comes in from school  :)

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Post by: BazaJT on 24 April 2013, 20:52:13

Like that!As a 12yr old I was never clever enough to compose such a thing,sadly now a lot older I'm still not!!Well done to the young man.

Title: Re: OOF Poem
Post by: Del Boy on 24 April 2013, 22:26:40

That's quality, how he came up with that I don't know, clever lad  :y.