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Title: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 25 April 2013, 23:41:01
whats happend to T.B hes been very quiey lately?
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 25 April 2013, 23:43:13
I was going to ask too  :( :-\
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: 05omegav6 on 26 April 2013, 04:30:53
Probably having a pause to go dishwasher shopping I shouldn't wonder ::)

Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 26 April 2013, 11:21:47
Or looking to buy a different car  ::)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Entwood on 26 April 2013, 11:25:05
Given all the work (and hassle) he has keeping this place going it's not surprising if he's taken a very well deserved week or so off ....  purely to maintain his sanity !!!  :y :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 11:49:24
i was just worried that something had happend :y :y
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 26 April 2013, 13:56:53
i was just worried that something had happend :y :y


The only thing I can see happening is the plug getting pulled if a few ego's on here don't get rained in  ;)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 14:25:41
in that case i hope oof is here when i come back off my holiday  :y :y
or have i opend a new can of worms if so im sorry but i was only worried that hed been taken ill or something 
ill keep quiet in future
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 26 April 2013, 14:32:50
Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.

So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: tigers_gonads on 26 April 2013, 14:34:42
Pm incoming Ozzy  :)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 14:52:07
Pm incoming Ozzy  :)
replied mate :y :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 14:53:50
i was just worried that something had happend :y :y


The only thing I can see happening is the plug getting pulled if a few ego's on here don't get rained in  ;)
:y :y :y :y :y :y :y too right
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 14:56:08
Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.

So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
did they tie them off with pretty pink bows  :D :D :o :o
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Gaffers on 26 April 2013, 14:56:29
Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.

So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!

 ;D ;D ;D

I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 15:08:26
Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.

So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!

 ;D ;D ;D

I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
poor bugger
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: tigers_gonads on 26 April 2013, 15:36:44
Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.

So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!

 ;D ;D ;D

I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X


Jesus, that thought has just put me off my tea   :o :-X :-X
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: CaptainZok on 26 April 2013, 15:53:54
Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.

So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!

 ;D ;D ;D

I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
Was he trying to get them pushed back in? ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 16:11:17
Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.

So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!

 ;D ;D ;D

I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
Was he trying to get them pushed back in? ;D ;D
god ive just thrown up :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 26 April 2013, 19:40:49
hes such a brutt pinky he just an animal
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 26 April 2013, 20:14:26
Latest update - apparently he has successful achieved his first 'movement', quite painful but he has now recovered consciousness
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 26 April 2013, 21:11:53
oh my god tales from the bowel part 1 :D :D :D
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 26 April 2013, 21:18:33
i do hope its not on youtube :) get well soon TB :y
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Post by: dad1uk on 26 April 2013, 22:21:10
This is one time I'm so pleased TB doesn't do U-tube ;D ;D
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Post by: cleggy on 27 April 2013, 06:09:06
Standing or shiting that's gonna hurt. Recover quickly and you'll soon be out of nappies :y :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 27 April 2013, 15:20:19
When is he going to be back , i need to ask him something urgent  :( :( :-\
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 27 April 2013, 21:17:48
When is he going to be back , i need to ask him something urgent  :( :( :-\

he can talk you know its his arse that the problem  ::) ::) ::) mind you..........who said that :-X
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 27 April 2013, 21:42:15
When is he going to be back , i need to ask him something urgent  :( :( :-\

he can talk you know its his arse that the problem  ::) ::) ::) mind you..........who said that :-X

Inbox must be getting chocca  ::) :(
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 28 April 2013, 11:47:42
at least he will be able to walk without squeeking or have i got that wrong   get well soon TB  :y :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 28 April 2013, 15:48:33
No reply to any messages  :( Has he left  :(
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 28 April 2013, 16:10:36
No reply to any messages  :( Has he left  :(
no hes not been well and after the abuse he got is giving it a rest i doni blame hin steve
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 28 April 2013, 16:13:20
No reply to any messages  :( Has he left  :(
no hes not been well and after the abuse he got is giving it a rest i doni blame hin steve


Fair enough i didnt realize kev , will leave it then  :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Webby the Bear on 28 April 2013, 17:36:47
Hope TuBby gets well soon  :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 28 April 2013, 17:55:51
Hope TuBby gets well soon  :y :y :y :y

5673  :-X ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 28 April 2013, 18:02:08
Hope TuBby gets well soon  :y :y :y :y

5673  :-X ;D
whats that or is it just in case :D :D :D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 May 2013, 10:05:11
I wonder how the Chalfonts are this morning after last night's curry? :-X

 ;)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 07 May 2013, 11:11:00
an eye watering experience i expect
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 May 2013, 11:21:45
I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again..   :y
 
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 May 2013, 12:36:09
I wonder how the Chalfonts are this morning after last night's curry? :-X

 ;)

Not a sore as someone else's might be next time they meet ;D

I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again..   :y
 
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)

Excercise stops curry rash :o Wow, learnt summat today :P
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 07 May 2013, 13:06:27
I wonder how the Chalfonts are this morning after last night's curry? :-X

 ;)

Not a sore as someone else's might be next time they meet ;D

I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again..   :y
 
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)

Excercise stops curry rash :o Wow, learnt summat today :P

Whats curry rash  :( :-\
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Gaffers on 07 May 2013, 15:11:01

I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again..   :y
 
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)

Excercise stops curry rash :o Wow, learnt summat today :P

It doesn't, it is usually diet related but the type of physical exertion and your posture when sitting also play major factors.
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Gaffers on 07 May 2013, 18:44:42
Looks like he has found his inflatable donut cushion ::) ::)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 May 2013, 19:30:45
I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again..   :y
 
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)

"Exercise" comes hourly after a good curry. :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 07 May 2013, 20:35:42
2 things.

MDTM, I'm gonna kill you

Everyone else, you're all so gullible

Good job I wasn't hospitalised with a case of Henmans, else I would have missed the Get Well Soon card that you all sent


Ah, bugger, thats 3 things ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 07 May 2013, 20:36:12
That said, I may need medical attention, I've split my sides laughing ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 07 May 2013, 21:14:10
great to hear from you again TB at least it made me laugh :y :y :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 May 2013, 07:49:52
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 08 May 2013, 09:20:21
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
 
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Entwood on 08 May 2013, 09:22:02
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)

Vidaloo or Phal are far tastier and have more or less the same effect (if you discount the heat) .. Personal preference is a Jalfrezi .... :)  :)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Kevin Wood on 08 May 2013, 09:22:23
if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   

That's where a decent curry helps. :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 08 May 2013, 09:24:54
this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\
 
 
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 May 2013, 09:43:26
this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\

Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: cleggy on 08 May 2013, 10:16:37
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
 
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D

Get a thick piece of rubber to bite on :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 May 2013, 10:27:32
Fibergel works quite well, if anyone's feeling a little 'bunged up'!  :o  ::)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 08 May 2013, 11:23:48
this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\

Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
is curry what you want for the last meal of a condemd man :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 08 May 2013, 11:33:21
Fibergel works quite well, if anyone's feeling a little 'bunged up'!  :o  ::)

You need some Vicks VapoRub for being bunged up  ::) :P
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 08 May 2013, 12:01:38
would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 08 May 2013, 13:12:04
would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D

use daily on the same area (vicks) , will protect you from using casodex and avodart in the future.. ;D   Yes, I'm serious , it drops the hormone level because it has terebentine inside which breaks the hormone molecules and clear the blood vessels..
 
 
 
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 08 May 2013, 13:18:31
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
 
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D

Get a thick piece of rubber to bite on :o ;D ;D

In the past , during my first marriage, my wifes father had cancer .. after diagnosis doctor send him to home to die peacefully..  after a while his bowels blocked .. I tried all sorts of drugs and fluids to open but no way.. so I decided to use the old method which I learned in the military..  :-X  I used my fingers and opened it.. so we could keep him some more months alive..  :)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: omega3000 on 08 May 2013, 13:54:57
would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D

 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 08 May 2013, 16:45:58
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

and here is a way to remember

http://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Gaffers on 08 May 2013, 17:24:14
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

Having crohn's I don't have a choice ::)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Rog on 08 May 2013, 17:32:33
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

and here is a way to remember

http://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU

I wonder if they could do all that if they were "bunged up" ?  :o
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 08 May 2013, 17:50:25
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

and here is a way to remember

http://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU
paul you have a warped mind ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 08 May 2013, 18:02:05
tis the forum the force works in mysterious ways :o :o :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:02:18
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:37:09
this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\

Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
You ain't far behind, young'un ;)

Big 4-0 this year, is it? ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Auto Addict on 08 May 2013, 18:38:52
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: CaptainZok on 08 May 2013, 18:40:06
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:40:23
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 08 May 2013, 18:40:53
this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\

Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
You ain't far behind, young'un ;)

Big 4-0 this year, is it? ;D
whats that TB second time round ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:41:54
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
The limit of my knowledge is that there was a blonde, a brunette, and a couple of hairy ones. And that the film sucks.
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 08 May 2013, 18:42:55
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: CaptainZok on 08 May 2013, 18:43:04
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
The limit of my knowledge is that there was a blonde, a brunette, and a couple of hairy ones. And that the film sucks.
Maybe it'll get better the more you keep watching it. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Auto Addict on 08 May 2013, 18:44:18
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.

Dear Mrs TheBoy, Tuby would like to invite you to a special trip to Sweden. :y
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:45:08
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: CaptainZok on 08 May 2013, 18:45:39
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.

Dear Mrs TheBoy, Tuby would like to invite you to a special trip to Sweden. :y
email it to MrsTB@TuBy.net
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:46:03
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
The limit of my knowledge is that there was a blonde, a brunette, and a couple of hairy ones. And that the film sucks.
Maybe it'll get better the more you keep watching it. ;D ;D ;D
Whilst I cannot recite it word for word, like Mrs TB can, I've seen it a few times. And its still shite.
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Auto Addict on 08 May 2013, 18:46:25
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)

I've got your home number ;)
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 May 2013, 18:46:50
would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D

Is that an easy mistake to make when reaching for the KY in the dark then Lovelube??  :o  Similar tube/pot??  :-\ ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:47:23
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)

I've got your home number ;)
Not since I changed it after 6am "nuisance calls" when the server used to go tits up in the night ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 08 May 2013, 18:47:29
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
here pinky give mrsTB a ring and tell her will yer  ;D ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: TheBoy on 08 May 2013, 18:48:35
And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
here pinky give mrsTB a ring and tell her will yer  ;D ;D
She'll think its a offer to elope with him.

So do it, Pinky ;D
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: ozzycat on 08 May 2013, 18:49:23
can of worms methinks :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: T.B
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 08 May 2013, 19:15:07
would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D

Is that an easy mistake to make when reaching for the KY in the dark then Lovelube??  :o  Similar tube/pot??  :-\ ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D i did say dont ask  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y