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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: ozzycat on 25 April 2013, 23:41:01
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whats happend to T.B hes been very quiey lately?
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I was going to ask too :( :-\
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Probably having a pause to go dishwasher shopping I shouldn't wonder ::)
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Or looking to buy a different car ::)
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Given all the work (and hassle) he has keeping this place going it's not surprising if he's taken a very well deserved week or so off .... purely to maintain his sanity !!! :y :y
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i was just worried that something had happend :y :y
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i was just worried that something had happend :y :y
The only thing I can see happening is the plug getting pulled if a few ego's on here don't get rained in ;)
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in that case i hope oof is here when i come back off my holiday :y :y
or have i opend a new can of worms if so im sorry but i was only worried that hed been taken ill or something
ill keep quiet in future
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Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.
So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
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Pm incoming Ozzy :)
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Pm incoming Ozzy :)
replied mate :y :y
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i was just worried that something had happend :y :y
The only thing I can see happening is the plug getting pulled if a few ego's on here don't get rained in ;)
:y :y :y :y :y :y :y too right
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Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.
So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
did they tie them off with pretty pink bows :D :D :o :o
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Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.
So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
;D ;D ;D
I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
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Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.
So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
;D ;D ;D
I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
poor bugger
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Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.
So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
;D ;D ;D
I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
Jesus, that thought has just put me off my tea :o :-X :-X
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Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.
So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
;D ;D ;D
I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
Was he trying to get them pushed back in? ;D ;D
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Hes having his long overdue hemaroid operation.
So curry will be off them menu for a few months.....pass the rubber ring please!
;D ;D ;D
I reckon that those nights spent with pinky that have caused that :-X
Was he trying to get them pushed back in? ;D ;D
god ive just thrown up :-[ :-[ :-[
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hes such a brutt pinky he just an animal
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Latest update - apparently he has successful achieved his first 'movement', quite painful but he has now recovered consciousness
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oh my god tales from the bowel part 1 :D :D :D
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i do hope its not on youtube :) get well soon TB :y
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This is one time I'm so pleased TB doesn't do U-tube ;D ;D
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Standing or s
hiting that's gonna hurt. Recover quickly and you'll soon be out of nappies :y :y
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When is he going to be back , i need to ask him something urgent :( :( :-\
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When is he going to be back , i need to ask him something urgent :( :( :-\
he can talk you know its his arse that the problem ::) ::) ::) mind you..........who said that :-X
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When is he going to be back , i need to ask him something urgent :( :( :-\
he can talk you know its his arse that the problem ::) ::) ::) mind you..........who said that :-X
Inbox must be getting chocca ::) :(
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at least he will be able to walk without squeeking or have i got that wrong get well soon TB :y :y :y :y :y :y
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No reply to any messages :( Has he left :(
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No reply to any messages :( Has he left :(
no hes not been well and after the abuse he got is giving it a rest i doni blame hin steve
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No reply to any messages :( Has he left :(
no hes not been well and after the abuse he got is giving it a rest i doni blame hin steve
Fair enough i didnt realize kev , will leave it then :y
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Hope TuBby gets well soon :y :y :y :y
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Hope TuBby gets well soon :y :y :y :y
5673 :-X ;D
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Hope TuBby gets well soon :y :y :y :y
5673 :-X ;D
whats that or is it just in case :D :D :D
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I wonder how the Chalfonts are this morning after last night's curry? :-X
;)
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an eye watering experience i expect
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I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again.. :y
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)
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I wonder how the Chalfonts are this morning after last night's curry? :-X
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Not a sore as someone else's might be next time they meet ;D
I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again.. :y
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)
Excercise stops curry rash :o Wow, learnt summat today :P
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I wonder how the Chalfonts are this morning after last night's curry? :-X
;)
Not a sore as someone else's might be next time they meet ;D
I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again.. :y
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)
Excercise stops curry rash :o Wow, learnt summat today :P
Whats curry rash :( :-\
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I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again.. :y
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)
Excercise stops curry rash :o Wow, learnt summat today :P
It doesn't, it is usually diet related but the type of physical exertion and your posture when sitting also play major factors.
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Looks like he has found his inflatable donut cushion ::) ::)
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I hope he is going to be well soon.. and will have long walks so he never experinces it again.. :y
I had a similiar problem and after starting daily exercises never happened again :)
"Exercise" comes hourly after a good curry. :y
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2 things.
MDTM, I'm gonna kill you
Everyone else, you're all so gullible
Good job I wasn't hospitalised with a case of Henmans, else I would have missed the Get Well Soon card that you all sent
Ah, bugger, thats 3 things ;D
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That said, I may need medical attention, I've split my sides laughing ;D
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great to hear from you again TB at least it made me laugh :y :y :y
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me ;) :-X
but if you want an easy way , I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me ;) :-X
but if you want an easy way , I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
Vidaloo or Phal are far tastier and have more or less the same effect (if you discount the heat) .. Personal preference is a Jalfrezi .... :) :)
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if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\
That's where a decent curry helps. :y
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this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem.. :-\
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this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem.. :-\
Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me ;) :-X
but if you want an easy way , I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D
Get a thick piece of rubber to bite on :o ;D ;D
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Fibergel works quite well, if anyone's feeling a little 'bunged up'! :o ::)
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this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem.. :-\
Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
is curry what you want for the last meal of a condemd man :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Fibergel works quite well, if anyone's feeling a little 'bunged up'! :o ::)
You need some Vicks VapoRub for being bunged up ::) :P
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would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D
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would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D
use daily on the same area (vicks) , will protect you from using casodex and avodart in the future.. ;D Yes, I'm serious , it drops the hormone level because it has terebentine inside which breaks the hormone molecules and clear the blood vessels..
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me ;) :-X
but if you want an easy way , I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D
Get a thick piece of rubber to bite on :o ;D ;D
In the past , during my first marriage, my wifes father had cancer .. after diagnosis doctor send him to home to die peacefully.. after a while his bowels blocked .. I tried all sorts of drugs and fluids to open but no way.. so I decided to use the old method which I learned in the military.. :-X I used my fingers and opened it.. so we could keep him some more months alive.. :)
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would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D
:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
and here is a way to remember
http://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Having crohn's I don't have a choice ::)
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
and here is a way to remember
http://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU
I wonder if they could do all that if they were "bunged up" ? :o
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
and here is a way to remember
http://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU
paul you have a warped mind ;D ;D ;D ;D
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tis the forum the force works in mysterious ways :o :o :y
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
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this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem.. :-\
Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
You ain't far behind, young'un ;)
Big 4-0 this year, is it? ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
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this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem.. :-\
Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
You ain't far behind, young'un ;)
Big 4-0 this year, is it? ;D
whats that TB second time round ;D ;D ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
The limit of my knowledge is that there was a blonde, a brunette, and a couple of hairy ones. And that the film sucks.
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
The limit of my knowledge is that there was a blonde, a brunette, and a couple of hairy ones. And that the film sucks.
Maybe it'll get better the more you keep watching it. ;D ;D ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
Dear Mrs TheBoy, Tuby would like to invite you to a special trip to Sweden. :y
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
Dear Mrs TheBoy, Tuby would like to invite you to a special trip to Sweden. :y
email it to MrsTB@TuBy.net
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.
The limit of my knowledge is that there was a blonde, a brunette, and a couple of hairy ones. And that the film sucks.
Maybe it'll get better the more you keep watching it. ;D ;D ;D
Whilst I cannot recite it word for word, like Mrs TB can, I've seen it a few times. And its still shite.
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
I've got your home number ;)
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would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D
Is that an easy mistake to make when reaching for the KY in the dark then Lovelube?? :o Similar tube/pot?? :-\ ;D ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
I've got your home number ;)
Not since I changed it after 6am "nuisance calls" when the server used to go tits up in the night ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
here pinky give mrsTB a ring and tell her will yer ;D ;D
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And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.
Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum? ::)
Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum :o
If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.
how much is it worth :P :P :P :P
You don't have her number, so I'm safe :)
here pinky give mrsTB a ring and tell her will yer ;D ;D
She'll think its a offer to elope with him.
So do it, Pinky ;D
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can of worms methinks :-X :-X :-X :-X
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would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D
Is that an easy mistake to make when reaching for the KY in the dark then Lovelube?? :o Similar tube/pot?? :-\ ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D i did say dont ask ;D ;D ;D ;D :y