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Title: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 03 May 2013, 17:49:06
I've ordered an Audi A7. I am awaiting abuse  :-[.
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: martin42 on 03 May 2013, 17:50:09
 :-X :-X :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: henryd on 03 May 2013, 17:54:09
I've ordered an Audi A7. I am awaiting abuse  :-[.

Nowt wrong with that,which one ???
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 03 May 2013, 18:03:36
I've ordered an Audi A7. I am awaiting abuse  :-[.

Nowt wrong with that,which one ???

3.0 TDI S Line :).
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Post by: millwall on 03 May 2013, 18:11:53
Del has anyone mentioned your a cock ;D
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Post by: henryd on 03 May 2013, 18:21:50
I've ordered an Audi A7. I am awaiting abuse  :-[.

Nowt wrong with that,which one ???

3.0 TDI S Line :).

Whats that :o,about 230 brake and enough torque to rotate the earth ??? ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 03 May 2013, 18:32:39
I've ordered an Audi A7. I am awaiting abuse  :-[.

Nowt wrong with that,which one ???

3.0 TDI S Line :).

Whats that :o,about 230 brake and enough torque to rotate the earth ??? ;D ;D

242, test drove one earlier and fell in love, it's slower than the 62 plate 730d that I've got at the minute though.
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Post by: omegod on 03 May 2013, 19:08:35
But did you pay list price Del, man of your experience in the trade I would doubt it
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 03 May 2013, 19:35:18
But did you pay list price Del, man of your experience in the trade I would doubt it

No where near :y. The chap at Audi couldn't really do enough for me, to be honest it's ordered but it's approved used 13 plate with under 1000 miles, should be down here Wednesday/Thursday hopefully.
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 03 May 2013, 21:42:31
Del Boy I must admit I want to be a cock and have those cars ;D :y
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 03 May 2013, 22:39:54
Del Boy I must admit I want to be a cock and have those cars ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D cem best post all week :y :y thanks made me laugh out loud

so Del whats the price on that old worthless 730d :) :) :y ;D
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 03 May 2013, 22:53:31
Del Boy I must admit I want to be a cock and have those cars ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D cem best post all week :y :y thanks made me laugh out loud

so Del whats the price on that old worthless 730d :) :) :y ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 04 May 2013, 00:42:19
Del Boy I must admit I want to be a cock and have those cars ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D cem best post all week :y :y thanks made me laugh out loud

so Del whats the price on that old worthless 730d :) :) :y ;D

£10 and a snickers  :y.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 04 May 2013, 01:55:23
£5 and a Snickers duo :-\

I'll even come and get it :y
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Post by: Del Boy on 04 May 2013, 03:34:09
£5 and a Snickers duo :-\

I'll even come and get it :y

Done  ;).
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Post by: Elite Pete on 04 May 2013, 08:18:26
£5 and a Snickers duo :-\

I'll even come and get it :y

Done  ;).

I'd delete this quick Del, it's a written contract  ;D ;D
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 04 May 2013, 08:43:34
i will raise you by 2 snikers a picture of Margret Thatcher and a hand brake for a boat :y
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Post by: Del Boy on 04 May 2013, 11:32:44
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/GrizzlyLiam/F8BBBA4F-15B1-47CD-9CD4-0E097BD2829B-3334-0000034996D747AD_zpsf2bcc51f.jpg)

Sort it out amongst yourselves ;).
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 04 May 2013, 11:57:44
you had to put a picture up  :-* :-* :-* how about  a miggy 2.6 52 ,a hyundia coupe 53, a renualt trafic 12 plate h/r lwb and 3 snikers, handbrake for a boat and a chocolate fire grate  :y :y

do i detect cream leather

oh dear feeling car horny now :D ;D :y
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Post by: Del Boy on 04 May 2013, 12:00:50
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/GrizzlyLiam/954CFAC7-F034-463D-A93D-91E0D62A3BD4-3430-0000035499A80EBD_zpsb0b40d49.jpg)

She is sporting cream leather ;).
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 04 May 2013, 12:12:15
wifey thought i had hurt myself as i let out a loud moan  :-[ :) :) :) now that is something i would look forward to driving home after a long day at work

Very nice Del hope your not going to miss it when the A7 arrives

A7 for me is like the XF love the look from the back not quite sure about the front also not a lover of the pop up sat nav, have to say i would prefer a bmw 7
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Post by: Del Boy on 04 May 2013, 12:47:15
wifey thought i had hurt myself as i let out a loud moan  :-[ :) :) :) now that is something i would look forward to driving home after a long day at work

Very nice Del hope your not going to miss it when the A7 arrives

A7 for me is like the XF love the look from the back not quite sure about the front also not a lover of the pop up sat nav, have to say i would prefer a bmw 7

My boys said that to me this morning, the 7 Series is staying for a little while mind you, it's up for sale, but won't sell quick.
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 04 May 2013, 13:34:58
well my offer wont be on the table forever Del ::) everyone needs a van you know for those van type moments unfortunatley due :y to reasons beyond my control we are down to 1 snikers bar though
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 04 May 2013, 13:38:05
well my offer wont be on the table forever Del ::) everyone needs a van you know for those van type moments unfortunatley due :y to reasons beyond my control we are down to 1 snikers bar though

 ;D ;D ;D.
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Post by: ozzycat on 04 May 2013, 15:50:24
hya c*ck ows it hangin ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 06 May 2013, 23:15:42
well Del followed an A7 today on way to Herberts meet and i am with the boys not a bad shape but its no 7 and the bloke that was driving did look like a cock.

suprised you did not go for the 6 series gran coupe  :y
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 May 2013, 16:01:55
I've ordered an Audi A7. I am awaiting abuse  :-[.

Nowt wrong with that,which one ???

3.0 TDI S Line :).

Whats that :o,about 230 brake and enough torque to rotate the earth ??? ;D ;D


...now that's impressive. ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 May 2013, 18:36:07
I wonder..... if you filled the M4 end to end, both carriageways with Omegas, all facing in the direction of the earths spin and then all did wheel spins at the same time, could you slow down the earths spin?  :-\
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 07 May 2013, 20:34:31
it never ceases to amaze me what goes on in your head tigger, must be a scary place  :o ;D ;D ;D :-*
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Post by: omega3000 on 07 May 2013, 20:42:47
Its like the starship enterprise in there  :o , bet you can here a pin drop as well  ::)
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 15 May 2013, 21:48:55
soooooooooo Del any sign of the A7 pictures review etc come on lets have a look :) :)
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Post by: Del Boy on 15 May 2013, 22:02:00
Nope and there's not likely to be either (I had a bit of luck like you have) :(. Was damaged being removed from the transporter (a quite badly scrapped roof unbelievably), resulting in a long delay of the car, meaning I was offered another, but it was a horrible colour. Bit gutted really as I loved the A7, but I got this instead, still means I'm a co*k it's a 4x4:


(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/GrizzlyLiam/IMG_1104_zpsc45ecdcc.jpg) (http://s260.photobucket.com/user/GrizzlyLiam/media/IMG_1104_zpsc45ecdcc.jpg.html)

(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/GrizzlyLiam/IMG_1105_zps0c566dab.jpg) (http://s260.photobucket.com/user/GrizzlyLiam/media/IMG_1105_zps0c566dab.jpg.html)

(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/GrizzlyLiam/IMG_1106_zpsef3f27cf.jpg) (http://s260.photobucket.com/user/GrizzlyLiam/media/IMG_1106_zpsef3f27cf.jpg.html)

(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/GrizzlyLiam/IMG_1112_zpse27ef951.jpg) (http://s260.photobucket.com/user/GrizzlyLiam/media/IMG_1112_zpse27ef951.jpg.html)
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Post by: Mr.OmegaMan on 15 May 2013, 22:20:42
Nice for a 4x4, But for me the 7 series is much nicer  ;) and as Emd said like something out of Star Trek inside  ;D :o  :-*
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 May 2013, 22:23:32
Nice Escort parked behind.  8)
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Post by: Del Boy on 15 May 2013, 22:24:37
Nice Escort parked behind.  8)

That's actually one of the cleanest Escorts I know of, absolutely mint that car, no rust either  :y. The guy has had it since new in 2000 mind  :y.
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Post by: tunnie on 15 May 2013, 22:38:47
You know you've had cars I wanted, Saab V6 Turbo was one. But don't like that, never been a fan of the X5. If I ever wanted a 4x4, it would have to be a Range Rover  :)
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Post by: Del Boy on 15 May 2013, 22:46:21
You know you've had cars I wanted, Saab V6 Turbo was one. But don't like that, never been a fan of the X5. If I ever wanted a 4x4, it would have to be a Range Rover  :)

SAAB was lovely, I miss it dearly  :'(.

Range Rover is far more comfortable, a million years ahead off road, but they cost stupid amounts to run (which I really can't justify), and this doesn't, I also reckon that the 3.0 twin turbo diesel in this would keep up with a Supercharged Range Rover ;).
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 16 May 2013, 04:27:21
You know you've had cars I wanted, Saab V6 Turbo was one. But don't like that, never been a fan of the X5. If I ever wanted a 4x4, it would have to be a Range Rover  :)

SAAB was lovely, I miss it dearly  :'(.

Range Rover is far more comfortable, a million years ahead off road, but they cost stupid amounts to run (which I really can't justify), and this doesn't, I also reckon that the 3.0 twin turbo diesel in this would keep up with a Supercharged Range Rover ;).

Cream leather again oooooooo. like the look of the new X5 had one of the old models on loan from bmw back in the days of nice motors did not enjoy it that much not a patch on the discovery i eventually got.

Also had a saab 9-5 areo estate loved it ,we had two business partner had one after i got mine, had some bloody good fun in those, nearly got the 9-3 griffin that had been upgraded with lots of fast goodies but it was so powerful, could never stop the front wheels from spinning, 9-5 was bad enough.

But nothing has ever rivaled the 7 series and the latest model you have is just lush, i would get a semi just holding the keys :-[

after the shite day yesterday just to make it even worse i spotted my old 7 series in a warehouse carpark, credit to the bloke that has got it it looked stunning :'( :'( :'( as nice and techno advanced the new bmws are you cant beat the 7 and 5 touring around the 2001 plate cant remember the E numbers 38 39

last 7 i had was on a 4 day free test drive :) from bmw uk in an atempt to get me to buy another one, forgot to tell them i had no money by then ;) bloody lush spent 4 days solid in a 730d sport  ;D ;D girlfriend at the time had to drag me out screaming of an evening but i was back in it at 5.00 am the next day for an early mornning drive ;D ;D

those were the days when a man could go out into the world and make some money :) :) :) then watch his business partner furk off to newzealand with it :o ;D ;D aint life a bitcha ;D ;D
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 16 May 2013, 04:33:34
but sorry to hear about the A7 Del was looking forward to seeing some actual pics of that, must have been a wierd acciedent to dammage the roof they are very low as it is :o :o

let me guess black with cream leather ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 16 May 2013, 18:02:26
but sorry to hear about the A7 Del was looking forward to seeing some actual pics of that, must have been a wierd acciedent to dammage the roof they are very low as it is :o :o

let me guess black with cream leather ;D ;D :y

Yeah I know mate, don't ask me how, I've seen it happen before though, one of my painters was doing an emergency repair on a car which had covered 0.8 miles once.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 16 May 2013, 18:04:18
but sorry to hear about the A7 Del was looking forward to seeing some actual pics of that, must have been a wierd acciedent to dammage the roof they are very low as it is :o :o

let me guess black with cream leather ;D ;D :y

Yeah I know mate, don't ask me how, I've seen it happen before though, one of my painters was doing an emergency repair on a car which had covered 0.8 miles once.
A red Seat Altea on an '05 plate by any chance :-\ might have been an '06 ::)
Title: Re: I'm a c*ck it's official.
Post by: Del Boy on 16 May 2013, 18:15:05
but sorry to hear about the A7 Del was looking forward to seeing some actual pics of that, must have been a wierd acciedent to dammage the roof they are very low as it is :o :o

let me guess black with cream leather ;D ;D :y

Yeah I know mate, don't ask me how, I've seen it happen before though, one of my painters was doing an emergency repair on a car which had covered 0.8 miles once.
A red Seat Altea on an '05 plate by any chance :-\ might have been an '06 ::)

Nope was a VW Phaeton. He has said though, he often has brand new cars come to him damaged, which I think is shocking  :o.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 16 May 2013, 18:21:12
Not much of a surprise given the way they are loaded ::)

Had a hunch about my sister-in-laws last car...the colour around the back of the roof/top of the tailgate was a different shade to the rest of it.
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Post by: Del Boy on 16 May 2013, 18:25:01
Not much of a surprise given the way they are loaded ::)

Had a hunch about my sister-in-laws last car...the colour around the back of the roof/top of the tailgate was a different shade to the rest of it.

That's exactly where the Phaeton was being done, smashed back window, and right at the back of the roof.
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 16 May 2013, 18:31:27
my last brand new van the movano vauxhalls did not even spray it they just tried to fill the scratch from one end to the other with wax :o :o sales managers comment. Tis but a surface scratch we will soon buff that out, i said are you furking joking , he wasnt ;D ;D then cheeky barsteward said come back in a couple of days and we will have it all sprayed up :o ;D ;D foutunatley they had only had the deposit out of me at that stage :y