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Title: been trying
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 May 2013, 16:47:59
To nail Mrs up the wrong'en for ages...and so I said, "if I was you, I'd let you!!"  The repliy to this was "Ok, I will get a strap on!"......
Now me being me said "Go on knock ya self out".....
So what has turned up in the post??

My question is. .... Do I go through with it????  ;D :y

Title: Re: been trying
Post by: Kevin Wood on 31 May 2013, 16:54:35
 ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: CaptainZok on 31 May 2013, 16:57:46
A little song for you Dazzle.
Definitely NWS. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDz2z0lJbFs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDz2z0lJbFs)
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 May 2013, 17:01:58
Cheers Captain...I will keep that tune in mind whilst I am biting the pillow pmsl ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: moggy on 31 May 2013, 17:19:32
Hi Daz,hope you don't mind me asking.Is the strap on pattern or genuine. ;D ;D ;)Dean :y
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: PhilRich on 31 May 2013, 17:25:21
What's good for the Goose etc! ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 31 May 2013, 17:59:26
 ;D ;D ;D ;D sounds like wifey ;D ;D ;D except she has not gone out and got one :o :o maybe your wife thinks you will enjoy it more :) :)

is it a big one by any chance :o ;D ;D ;D I know if it was wifey it would be huge and black :o ;D ;D ;D

i keep telling wifey i am just going to jump her and hold on for dear life, would be like breaking in a wild bull as long as i did not loose grip i would be fine until eventually she would be tammed :-\ :-\ either way it could well be life changing injuries for me I mean could i hold on wifeys got a temper on her, she says she loves me but not sure if that would be enough to stop her from killing me :o :-\ :-\ :) :)

personally i dont think i would take the risk or plunge so to speak

of course if you want to be broken in by the master TBs door is always open so to speak
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: YZ250 on 31 May 2013, 18:01:40
 ;D ;D

I'm trying hard not to laugh in front of my family at what I've just read, as if they see me laughing I'll have to explain what I find so amusing.  ;D

Just think of it as someone with big fingers checking your prostate and you'll be fine.   ;) ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: MR MISTER on 31 May 2013, 18:03:35
Well I hope she's ordered a bleedin great big one, Sloppy. ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 31 May 2013, 18:08:52
just find it hard to belive Daz is a Virgin after all these years and meets :o :o
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: Mr.Blobby on 31 May 2013, 18:39:59
Dont knock it  ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 May 2013, 18:53:03
The second thing about this package worried me most. .. it says Winston on the side of the box. . ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 31 May 2013, 19:17:36
oh dear you could always give it to stumpo, in more ways than one ;)
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: cleggy on 31 May 2013, 19:33:02
The second thing about this package worried me most. .. it says Winston on the side of the box. . ;D

Not BIG Winston  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: CG2 on 31 May 2013, 20:56:40
What ever blows your skirt up, as they say.  :-\   ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 01 June 2013, 04:37:25
well if you do decide to take Winston there will be plenty of support from the home boys, probably best to get one of those blow up doghnuts in, ask stumpo when shes on next, she probably has a spare ;)

Just one thing Lubricant would probably be a good idea :-\ :-\
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: ozzycat on 01 June 2013, 11:29:08
yes plenty of ky gel or so ive been told :y :y :y :y :y ::) ::)
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: Big_Al on 01 June 2013, 14:00:44
Nice one Daz . . ;D ;D ;D

at last a post / thread that we can all have a good laugh at. . . .  just like it used to be a couple of years back
 
The humour has been missing on here for ages  . . .good to see it back :y :y 

As suggested . . .  if you're going for it  . . plenty of lube would be essential I would think  :-\ :-\ :-\

If you got no KY   at least use a drop of GM 10-40   or at worst  some copper slip  ::) ::) ::)   The mind boggles ! ;D ;D ;D ;D

oh &   lastly  . .    GOOD LUCK  ;D ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:35:41
I am getting ever so flushed reading this and wondering what it is Daz! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Oh dear, whatever could it be?  I think I am going to faint; where's my smelling salts? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: omegod on 01 June 2013, 14:49:23
You could have titled this " getting shafted" ,make sure you have something to bite on ;D
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: MR MISTER on 01 June 2013, 15:25:20
well if you do decide to take Winston there will be plenty of support from the home boys, probably best to get one of those blow up doghnuts in, ask stumpo when shes on next, she probably has a spare ;)

Just one thing Lubricant would probably be a good idea :-\ :-\
I lent them to Jaime when he came out of hospital. When I asked for them back, he said he'd put some jam on and eaten them.  :(
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 01 June 2013, 16:11:03
I am getting ever so flushed reading this and wondering what it is Daz! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Oh dear, whatever could it be?  I think I am going to faint; where's my smelling salts? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

i think in a nut shell Lizzie Daz wants to be dominated, dont be suprised if next time you see him hes in a gimp mask and on a lead ;) ;) ;D ;D oh and he may walk like hes just got off a very big horse :y or is that the other way round :-X :-X
Title: Re: been trying
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 01 June 2013, 16:31:51
on a serious note Daz you are ok arnt you youve not caught that bug going around called strapadicktome have you