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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: tidla on 01 June 2013, 21:26:20
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Party at your gaff.
Who would you invite. Dead or alive.
Freddie Mercury could have an interesting story or two..
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Michael Portillo
Milas Kunas
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Benny hill :y
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Benny hill :y
Cracking humour and interesting career.
(http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k536/tidla1/hill_zpsa668383f.jpg)
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Ronnie and Reggie Kray, Bobby Teale and Leonard Nipper Read with Ronnie Biggs, Bruce Renolds, Buster Edwards and Jack Slipper of the yard would make for some lovely after dinner discussion :y
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Lord Nelson,Winston Churchill and Mozart.
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I got a few, but I can't remember their names ;)
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Party at your gaff.
Who would you invite. Dead or alive.
Freddie Mercury could have an interesting story or two..
Certainly wouldn't invite any dead people - ime they are not very talkative :) ;)
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I remember now.....
Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini........and Lizzie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tongue in cheek Lizzie :y
Almost forgot....and Dr Beeching...
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I remember now.....
Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini........and Lizzie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tongue in cheek Lizzie :y
Almost forgot....and Dr Beeching...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I remember now.....
Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini........and Lizzie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tongue in cheek Lizzie :y
Almost forgot....and Dr Beeching...
I was going to say Lizzie, but not with anyone else though, she reminds me of my boss - I just let her think she is right, and pick up the pieces behind her............ :D :D :y
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I remember now.....
Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini........and Lizzie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tongue in cheek Lizzie :y
Almost forgot....and Dr Bleeching...
We need more than the occasional visit from this physician.
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Nigella Lawson :-* Toya Wilcox :-* Baby Spice :-* Shania Twain :-*
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Can't have Shania Twain...she is at my place...not a guest...a captive ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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How about Jim Clark , Graham Hill , Murrey Walker and Jackie Stewart .
The stories and anecdotes would be thick and fast and side splitting too I bet ................. :y
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How about Jim Clark , Graham Hill , Murrey Walker and Jackie Stewart .
The stories and anecdotes would be thick and fast and side splitting too I bet ................. :y
Throw James Hunt into the mix ;) :y
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I remember now.....
Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini........and Lizzie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tongue in cheek Lizzie :y
Almost forgot....and Dr Beeching...
A very good choice terbet! :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D
In place of "Lizzie" though, as it would be my party anyway ( :D :D :D ;)) I would add another Lizzie: Queen Elizabeth I. I would however leave out Mussolini as nothing he could say would interest me, as he became just a puppet of the Nazis.
I would love to "interview" each of these people, over a drink or two of course, and delve into their psychological thinking, their political philosophy, and why they took various decisions when they did.
On just that last element of my questioning for instance I would ask:
Stalin - Why did you enter into a pact with Hitler over Poland and not realise what would happen next? Why did you kill, through your command, so many Russians?
Hitler - Why did you invade Russia on the 22nd June 1941 when you had not defeated Great Britain in the West? Why did you declare war on the USA on the 11th December 1941, 4 days after Pearl Harbour, when you knew that the industrial might of that nation would tip the whole balance of the war in favour of Great Britain? Why could you not let your generals run the military side of the war, especially once you started to make such incredulous decisions that would eventually lead to your defeat? Why kill 6 millions Jews?
Elizabeth I - How did you remain so strong in a male orientated world? Would you have gone into battle at the front of your army, as the last monarch to do so, on the 9th August 1588 at Tilbury if the army led by Parma of Spain had stepped onto English soil? Did you compose your famous Tilbury speech before you went in front of your troops, or did you speak from the heart and compose it instantaneously whilst on your horse? Do you regret not marrying and having an heir to continue the Tudor line?
Oh, so many questions!! So much more to know that historians like Allison Weir, who specialises in the Tudor dynasty, and Sir Max Hastings and his like who specialise in WW2, would give their back teeth to have answers to! ::) ::) 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y
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See Lizzie...thats exactly why I chose that guest list, right up your street.......but I think it would need to be a two day party, as the answers would take that long ;D :y
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See Lizzie...thats exactly why I chose that guest list, right up your street.......but I think it would need to be a two day party, as the answers would take that long ;D :y
;D ;D ;D No, I actually think it should be an all weekender, Friday and Monday included! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) One day for each subject, plus a day to recover! :D ;) ;)
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carol vorderman mmmmmmmmmm :-* :-* wouldnt need any guests we would be too busy 8) 8)
talking of parties, i was at one the other night and ended up in a lift stark boll@@@ naked, cant remeber a thing :D ;D ;D
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carol vorderman mmmmmmmmmm :-* :-* wouldnt need any guests we would be too busy 8) 8)
talking of parties, i was at one the other night and ended up in a lift stark boll@@@ naked, cant remeber a thing :D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Brilliant, Lovestick :y
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Carol Vorderman is well past it
Give me Rachel Riley any day :-* :-* :-*
Face of an angel and the arse of a porn star :-* :-* :-*
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Carol will never be past it, many a good tune played on an old fiddle mate, obiously she would be far to experienced and demanding for the youngsters on here :P :P :P she would require plenty of attention , cant talk about it too much in case i make a mess. Opps too late :-[ :-[
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Since Den hasn't been around here for a while, I feel that must pick up the batton and post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cdsXLoOyUx0 :-* :-* :-*
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Since Den hasn't been around here for a while, I feel that must pick up the batton and post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cdsXLoOyUx0 :-* :-* :-*
Tut-tut! :o :o :o :o
You should be thinking how intelligent she is, and how much brain power she has!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Since Den hasn't been around here for a while, I feel that must pick up the batton and post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cdsXLoOyUx0 :-* :-* :-*
Tut-tut! :o :o :o :o
You should be thinking how intelligent she is, and how much brain power she has!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
But lizzie .................. I was :-X ;D ;D
Honest :-X :-X :D :D
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Since Den hasn't been around here for a while, I feel that must pick up the batton and post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cdsXLoOyUx0 :-* :-* :-*
Tut-tut! :o :o :o :o
You should be thinking how intelligent she is, and how much brain power she has!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
But lizzie .................. I was :-X ;D ;D
Honest :-X :-X :D :D
Yeah, pull the other one! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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carol vorderman mmmmmmmmmm :-* :-* wouldnt need any guests we would be too busy 8) 8)
talking of parties, i was at one the other night and ended up in a lift stark boll@@@ naked, cant remeber a thing :D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Brilliant, Lovestick :y
+1 ;D ;D ;D
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carol vorderman mmmmmmmmmm :-* :-* wouldnt need any guests we would be too busy 8) 8)
talking of parties, i was at one the other night and ended up in a lift stark boll@@@ naked, cant remeber a thing :D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Brilliant, Lovestick :y
+1 ;D ;D ;D
+2 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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The game is up, Lizzie and her secret lift lover :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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all i remeber is being kicked out in the morning no breakfast not even a wheatabix, its all a blur all i can say is wow. Mr wiggly is the colour of a post box and looking quite pleased with himself and i got lock jaw
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http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
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all i remeber is being kicked out in the morning no breakfast not even a wheatabix, its all a blur all i can say is wow. Mr wiggly is the colour of a post box and looking quite pleased with himself and i got lock jaw
Are you trying to make daz jealous with posts like that ;D ;D
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The game is up, Lizzie and her secret lift lover :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Oh no!!! :o :o :o :o :o
Poor Daz, how is he going to feel now? :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Actually I am beginning to think it was lovejoy, as of course I have no idea what he looks like: maybe I do now, well from the neck down anyway!! Corrrrrrrrrrr :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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On a cold day
it he may look different ::) ;D ;D
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The game is up, Lizzie and her secret lift lover :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Oh no!!! :o :o :o :o :o
Poor Daz, how is he going to feel now? :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Actually I am beginning to think it was lovejoy, as of course I have no idea what he looks like: maybe I do now, well from the neck down anyway!! Corrrrrrrrrrr :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
well actually by Daz s last post ref winston, would think he will feel pretty sore ;D ;D
Sorry Lizzie if it was a Corrrrrr from the neck down then it couild not have been me, but your telling me you actually looked at the other parts of his body ::) ::)
oh well willie like mouse tounge like a whale ;) ;) 8) 8) :P :P
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On a cold day it he may look different ::) ;D ;D
look mate with the lights on i look completly different lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D, i was to ugly to even do that dating in the dark programme ;D ;D ;D ;D
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when i was born the doctor slapped my mother :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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I'd invite FHM's 100 sexiest girls!! 8)
and Lovecock so he could have some scraps!! ;D ;D ;D
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I'd invite FHM's 100 sexiest girls!! 8)
and Lovecock so he could have some scraps!! ;D ;D ;D
that would mean you had 100 chances of being stood up ;D ;D ;D
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sorry 101 ;D ;D
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That's quite witty for you Lovedunce!! It took 16 seconds to remember yourself.... ::) ;D
Well you try and be nice to folk, so consider yourself disinvited! :o I'm going to invite Idi Amin instead as he'd be more entertaining and interesting to talk to! :)
Although he might prove to be a bigger hit with the ladeez..... :-\ Still with 100 coming there's plenty to go round!! :-*
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That's quite witty for you Lovedunce!! It took 16 seconds to remember yourself.... ::) ;D
Well you try and be nice to folk, so consider yourself disinvited! :o I'm going to invite Idi Amin instead as he'd be more entertaining and interesting to talk to! :)
Although he might prove to be a bigger hit with the ladeez..... :-\ Still with 100 coming there's plenty to go round!! :-*
about as long as you last during a shag from what i ve been told :-*
slow computer takes ages to post something on here :-[
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That's quite witty for you Lovedunce!! It took 16 seconds to remember yourself.... ::) ;D
Well you try and be nice to folk, so consider yourself disinvited! :o I'm going to invite Idi Amin instead as he'd be more entertaining and interesting to talk to! :)
Although he might prove to be a bigger hit with the ladeez..... :-\ Still with 100 coming there's plenty to go round!! :-*
about as long as you last during a shag from what i ve been told :-*
slow computer takes ages to post something on here :-[
Bad workmen always blame their tools Lovecrap!! :) and yes a girl can spend 16 seconds with me and no man will ever do it for her again!!! 8)
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a life of tigger worship, you de man 8) 8) is that with or without foreplay ??? ???
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a life of tigger worship, you de man 8) 8) is that with or without foreplay ??? ???
Oh that's the whole performance Lovegod, you see I just can't wait to finish so I can get down the pub to tell all my mates!!! ::)
In like Flynn and out like Errol!! ;) 8) They don't know what's hit them.... ;D
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I must be getting old i cant even get it up in 16 seconds more like 16 minutes and lasts 16 seconds ;D ;D
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Carol Vorderman is well past it
Give me Rachel Riley any day :-* :-* :-*
Face of an angel and the arse of a porn star :-* :-* :-*
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/70807181/racheal%20riley.jpg)
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;D ;D ;DWell thanks guys i needed that as i'm on shift and needed a laugh. :y :y
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Carol Vorderman is well past it
Give me Rachel Riley any day :-* :-* :-*
Face of an angel and the arse of a porn star :-* :-* :-*
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/70807181/racheal%20riley.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tissues .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I think miss vordaman is still a fit bird :P :-* :-* :-*
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/milleblack/carol-vorderman-1335882518-view-0.jpg)
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I can't make my mind up now ::)
'dangle berries', i'll have both :-X :D :D :D
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Why not have all three ;D ;D ;D
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/70807181/vord.jpg)
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Nah, if I must have a 3rd, it would have too be Pollyanna Woodward off the Gadget show :-* :-* :-*
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I think miss vordaman is still a fit bird :P :-* :-* :-*
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/milleblack/carol-vorderman-1335882518-view-0.jpg)
As a woman I can only agree, and just wish I had hers looks - and money!! ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Make up and air brushing can do wonders ;) ;D ;D
Imagine her in a morning :o Then again I'd look at the bank balance :y
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Since Den hasn't been around here for a while, I feel that must pick up the batton and post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cdsXLoOyUx0 :-* :-* :-*
Sorry but I'm with Lovecock on this :-*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ANknDz0RNQ
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Nah, if I must have a 3rd, it would have too be Pollyanna Woodward off the Gadget show :-* :-* :-*
:y :y :y :-* :-* :-*
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/milleblack/PollyannaWoodward2013_zps72c7746f.jpg)
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THIS is more up your street, Loverocks........
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/seriously-ugly-women-4-580x362_zps4b1f17e0.jpg) (http://s49.photobucket.com/user/Terbert/media/seriously-ugly-women-4-580x362_zps4b1f17e0.jpg.html)
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I would invite STEMO, STEMO and STEMO.
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Just for your information, Rachel and Pollyanna are now co presenters on the gadget show which is on channel 5 NOW :D :D :D
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Now! Miss Woodward could play with my gadgets :o :D :y
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Fanny Wang Headphones ???
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People I would invite who I find awe inspiring. ....
Oliver Reed
Ranolph Fiennes
George Best
David Gemmell
Richard Burton
George Lucas
Tommy Cooper
Ronnie Barker
Jack Nicholson
Robert DeNiro
Samuel L Jackson
Mohammed Ali
Joe Louis
Marvin Hagler
Queen Elizabeth 1
Margaret Thatcher
Heather Locklear
Halle Berry
Tom Hardy
Mark Walberg
Barry Sheene
Kenny Roberts
Randy Mamola
Kevin Schwantz
Wayne Rainey