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Title: ITV
Post by: Vamps on 18 May 2008, 00:33:49
A guy busted by the police pays prostitutes a grand a year, cheaper than a swmbo. ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: FRE07962128 on 18 May 2008, 02:14:35
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A guy busted by the police pays prostitutes a grand a year, cheaper than a swmbo. ;) ;) ;)

Like most men he 'comes' far too quick from start to finish in about 5 minutes; so assumming he is 'desperate' every day of the week/year at worst (from the prostitues point of view!)this = X 7 days x 52 weeks = 1820 minutes equates to £0.55  per minute or £33 PER HOUR.  

That's not a bad return if the  woman wants to do that type of work.  Do you earn a yearly salary of £68,640 for a 40 hour week (if she has a 'full book' of clients of the type you mention)?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)  It is certainly more expensive than running an Omega!

Most woman 'do' the prostitutes job for free in standard relationships! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now I am putting on my tin hat and running fast......................!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: waspy on 18 May 2008, 07:50:15
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A guy busted by the police pays prostitutes a grand a year, cheaper than a swmbo. ;) ;) ;)

Like most men he 'comes' far too quick from start to finish in about 5 minutes; so assumming he is 'desperate' every day of the week/year at worst (from the prostitues point of view!)this = X 7 days x 52 weeks = 1820 minutes equates to £0.55  per minute or £33 PER HOUR.  

That's not a bad return if the  woman wants to do that type of work.  Do you earn a yearly salary of £68,640 for a 40 hour week (if she has a 'full book' of clients of the type you mention)?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)  It is certainly more expensive than running an Omega!

Most woman 'do' the prostitutes job for free in standard relationships! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now I am putting on my tin hat and running fast......................!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)

You've obviously been in relationships with the wrong guys Lizzie
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: albitz on 18 May 2008, 08:24:25
works out very expensive ,but cheapens both the women and men involved immeasurably. :(
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: geoff on 18 May 2008, 08:32:32
a grand a year is cheaper compared to swmbo very chaep ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: MikeDundee on 18 May 2008, 08:34:27
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a grand a year is cheaper compared to swmbo very chaep ;D ;D ;D

Just remember to mention that to SWMBO over breakfast this morning ;D ;D
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: geoff on 18 May 2008, 08:35:56
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a grand a year is cheaper compared to swmbo very chaep ;D ;D ;D

Just remember to mention that to SWMBO over breakfast this morning ;D ;D
ha ha ,won't be laughing for long :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: MikeDundee on 18 May 2008, 08:39:37
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a grand a year is cheaper compared to swmbo very chaep ;D ;D ;D

Just remember to mention that to SWMBO over breakfast this morning ;D ;D
ha ha ,won't be laughing for long :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D

just make sure you've packed and loaded the car up first :y..or play some music, and hope she does'nt hear when you mention it ;D
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: geoff on 18 May 2008, 08:42:23
she will be able to hear it over the music you know how the female species hearing is,it's like they can here any thing unless it's about washing the car ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: geoff on 18 May 2008, 08:43:14
just loading boot up :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: MikeDundee on 18 May 2008, 08:44:51
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just loading boot up :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D

Should have taken your own advice :y...you knew she'd hear you ;D ;D
Title: Re: ITV
Post by: geoff on 18 May 2008, 08:45:25
damm and blast ;D ;D ;D