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Title: Obituary
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 November 2006, 17:07:41
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years.  No one knows for sure how old he was since his
birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the  worm, life
isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are
in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to
administer Panadol, sun lotion or a Band Aid to a student - but could not
inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
within your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to
Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
nothing.
Title: Re: Obituary
Post by: Salty on 09 November 2006, 17:11:26
Well put :exclamation
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Post by: bob.dent on 09 November 2006, 17:33:05
That just about sums up today's society in this country!! - absolutely spot on :y :y :y
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Post by: Bo Bo on 09 November 2006, 17:35:06
Seen this one, many a true word.
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Post by: Del Boy on 09 November 2006, 17:55:42
Spot on  :exclamation
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Post by: beef on 09 November 2006, 18:07:58
I heard he was murdered by the evil that is "Political correctness"
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Post by: STMO123 on 09 November 2006, 18:24:10
What brought that on? :o
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Post by: MikeDundee on 09 November 2006, 18:36:19
Some people have it and some people don't, unfortunately there are a large number of people that don't. I quote FNG's, that I have no control over their appointment. Howver, if they do not pull their weight, they are out the door. I can assure I have came across quitea few over the years, someone with CS can acheive and out do folks with so called degrees and the like, with proper training and guidance. :y  
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Post by: Admin on 10 November 2006, 09:54:16
How very true Mark...  :'(

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Post by: supermop on 10 November 2006, 11:42:38
Spot on. I've had many a soap box discussion about this and how dumb todays society is thanks to this sad loss of such a great character  :-[
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Post by: Markie on 10 November 2006, 12:25:37
Round of Applause - Make that man PM  :y
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Post by: Tony H on 10 November 2006, 17:50:42
Sadley have to agree with everything said :(
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Post by: Nickbat on 11 November 2006, 14:18:42
Absolutely right, Mark.

It seems everyone I know holds this view.

Question is, can Common Sense be resurrected?
Title: Re: Obituary
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 11 November 2006, 18:15:54
We need big changes to make it happen.

I help out with a local scout group and we have oil filled rads on the wall......can you beleave that I have to put wire cages around them so the kids cant touch them, there not actualy that hot either!

Plus, schools dont do much practical work these days......and you learn common sense from practical experience that and kids dont go out and do things as much as they used to.
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Post by: Big Rod on 11 November 2006, 20:15:48
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Plus, schools dont do much practical work these days......and you learn common sense from practical experience that and kids dont go out and do things as much as they used to.

That is soooo true Mark!

The yoof of today are so flamin' mollycoddled that they won't learn properly. Kind'a like an academic school of life. Not much use to anyone!!
Title: Re: Obituary
Post by: Nickbat on 12 November 2006, 00:24:36
The problem we have in the UK is lawyers.

They are horrifically overpaid and are the direct cause of the ambulance-chasing culture in which we now live. You only need to see the sort of ads on Channels 4 & 5 (Fred slipped on a droplet of water and received £15m compensation, call 0800...etc.), to see why so many organisations (like your Scouts, Mark) live in fear of being sued.

When convicted criminals can sue under the Human Rights Act, you know we're in trouble. >:(

As for the practical side, when I was young I had to learn about mechanics and DIY as our family was not wealthy and I had to nurse a succession of cars (Anglia 105E, Morris Minor, Mini, etc.) that needed weekly care just to get them to go! I remember changing a hydrolastic sub-frame on a Mini in the dark in December (on the roadside) in order to pass an MoT. These days, all the kids seem to have 06 reg Puntos and Pugs. They wouldn't know a plug if it hit them...and don't ask them to locate an air filter. ;D ;D

OK I know I sound like a typical old git ("youth of today - they don't know anything"), but if the chips were down, I think I could see off quite a few youngsters in a practical challenge. At least I can re-wire a three-pin plug....how many 18-year olds could do that? ::)  


  




Title: Re: Obituary
Post by: MikeDundee on 12 November 2006, 09:01:29
Berry pickin, tatty pickin, that was my school hols for nine yrs, don't see much of that happenin down south, money in the morning mum kept fr school clothes, pm, was all mine, always seemed to be less productive pm. Mind u I am sure ma mum spent it in the pub and bingo ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Obituary
Post by: Tony H on 12 November 2006, 17:07:15
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The problem we have in the UK is lawyers.

They are horrifically overpaid and are the direct cause of the ambulance-chasing culture in which we now live. You only need to see the sort of ads on Channels 4 & 5 (Fred slipped on a droplet of water and received £15m compensation, call 0800...etc.), to see why so many organisations (like your Scouts, Mark) live in fear of being sued.

When convicted criminals can sue under the Human Rights Act, you know we're in trouble. >:(

As for the practical side, when I was young I had to learn about mechanics and DIY as our family was not wealthy and I had to nurse a succession of cars (Anglia 105E, Morris Minor, Mini, etc.) that needed weekly care just to get them to go! I remember changing a hydrolastic sub-frame on a Mini in the dark in December (on the roadside) in order to pass an MoT. These days, all the kids seem to have 06 reg Puntos and Pugs. They wouldn't know a plug if it hit them...and don't ask them to locate an air filter. ;D ;D

OK I know I sound like a typical old git ("youth of today - they don't know anything"), but if the chips were down, I think I could see off quite a few youngsters in a practical challenge. At least I can re-wire a three-pin plug....how many 18-year olds could do that? ::)  

Couldn't agree with you more the litegation society is suffocating so much in this country especially where young people are concerned, schools the uniformed organisations etc are having to think twice before organising any activity that may carry a even a remote possibility of risk.
As for the slip and trip culture, I was abroard recently and was staying in a hotel on a road were a large tree had been removed from the pavement resulting in a 3 feet deep hole which had no barriers around it or warning signs however it was perfectly visible both night and day. If someone had fallen down this hole and tried to put a claim in for" compo "I could just see the local authority officials responding with "you should watch were your fooking walking then" a side effect of all the claims made in this country is WE ARE ALL PAYING FOR THEM through higher premiums.
I believe that the American government are looking at the whole blaim/claim culture in an to regulate it. High time it happened here.
  




 
Title: Re: Obituary
Post by: Omega-MV6 on 12 November 2006, 18:38:37
I agree!

But don't get me started!!!

Cheers

Matt
Title: Re: Obituary
Post by: Timbuk on 12 November 2006, 20:17:31
Bring back National Service ;)