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Title: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: waspy on 17 May 2008, 17:46:17
40ish- 49
Adventurous- slept with everyone
Athletic- no boobs
Average looking- ugly
Beautiful- pathological liar
Contagious smile- does alot of pills
Emotionally secure- on medication
Free spirit- junkie
Fun- annoying
New age- body hair in all the wrong places
Open minded- desperate
Outgoing- loud & embarrassing
Passionate- sloppy drunk
Professional- bitch
Feminest- fat
Voluptuous- very fat
Large frame- hugely fat
Wants sole mate- stalker
Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 May 2008, 17:47:41
HAHA   PMSL   ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Debs. on 17 May 2008, 17:48:26
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40ish- 49
Adventurous- slept with everyone
Athletic- no boobs
Average looking- ugly
Beautiful- pathological liar
Contagious smile- does alot of pills
Emotionally secure- on medication
Free spirit- junkie
Fun- annoying
New age- body hair in all the wrong places
Open minded- desperate
Outgoing- loud & embarrassing
Passionate- sloppy drunk
Professional- bitch
Feminest- fat
Voluptuous- very fat
Large frame- hugely fat
Wants sole mate- stalker

 ;D Hahahaha...now, that`s really funny! ;D
Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Vamps on 17 May 2008, 23:07:26
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Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Entwood on 17 May 2008, 23:11:57
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Richie London on 17 May 2008, 23:14:32
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richie
Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 May 2008, 23:24:51
Ad from a guy.

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Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Danny on 18 May 2008, 10:03:35
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40ish- 49
Adventurous- slept with everyone
Athletic- no boobs
Average looking- ugly
Beautiful- pathological liar
Contagious smile- does alot of pills
Emotionally secure- on medication
Free spirit- junkie
Fun- annoying
New age- body hair in all the wrong places
Open minded- desperate
Outgoing- loud & embarrassing
Passionate- sloppy drunk
Professional- bitch
Feminest- fat
Voluptuous- very fat
Large frame- hugely fat
Wants sole mate- stalker

have you got a phone number for her?? ;D
Title: Re: Womens Personal Ads (the truth)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 18 May 2008, 16:49:15
The add didnt have a number, but she did have a picture with it.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

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