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Title: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: doz on 15 June 2013, 04:02:27
For all who have been made scape goats in the Magic tree gate scandal.

This thread is here for you to reconstruct your post count!!! Please feel free to post as much mindless dribble as you see fit, the weirder the better  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: omega3000 on 15 June 2013, 11:36:44
Please can i have my post count back , i was set up  >:(
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: ronnyd on 15 June 2013, 12:19:39
I,m watching  my Ps & Qs as i don,t want to loose my meagre 150 odd. ::)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 15 June 2013, 12:34:03
I,m watching  my Ps & Qs as i don,t want to loose my meagre 150 odd. ::)


Creep  >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 15 June 2013, 12:40:23
Falkens are shit tyres!
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 15 June 2013, 12:42:11
What oil should I buy?
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 15 June 2013, 12:43:32
Winter tyres are a waist of time in the UK!
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 15 June 2013, 12:44:12
Al stop it I can't get a word in edge ways ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 15 June 2013, 12:46:26
 ;D

Couldn't help myself. I've lost 176 posts and a whole thread since breakfast ::)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 15 June 2013, 12:46:40
Vote UKIP  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 15 June 2013, 12:48:28
ABBA rules   :y :y

Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 15 June 2013, 12:51:09
This thread should be renamed...

Either 'So what have you done with your post count today'

or 'What's the most efficient way to lose your entire post count? Suggestions below'

 :-X
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 15 June 2013, 12:59:55
This thread should be renamed...

Either 'So what have you done with your post count today'

or 'What's the most efficient way to lose your entire post count? Suggestions below'

 :-X



Mmmmmm, you might have a point there  ;D

Think its about time gonads had a alias  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 June 2013, 13:01:10
My post count is intact.

I rather think that the 'portly one' is quite fond of me. :)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: omega3000 on 15 June 2013, 13:14:18
My post count is intact.

I rather think that the 'portly one' is quite fond of me. :)

(http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/nature/cutting-tree-056.gif) (http://freesmileyface.net)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Rods2 on 15 June 2013, 14:40:48
Winter tyres are a waist of time in the UK!

With the weather we have had over the last 2 years I would of though you could use them full time in cold mountainous Reading.  :P :P :P :P ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Rods2 on 15 June 2013, 14:44:29
My post count is intact.

I rather think that the 'portly one' is quite fond of me. :)

Don't pick up the soap in the communal OOF shower then!  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: ozzycat on 15 June 2013, 14:46:18
oh dear what can i say well......how many trees dose it take to make it magic ::) ::) ::) :P :P
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: ozzycat on 15 June 2013, 14:48:05
big winston is after tubby hes got a prezzie for him :D :D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Rods2 on 15 June 2013, 14:54:00
This thread should be renamed...

Either 'So what have you done with your post count today'

or 'What's the most efficient way to lose your entire post count? Suggestions below'

 :-X

Mentioning and discussing a certain film seems to usually work very quickly.  ::) :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: doz on 15 June 2013, 14:57:14
Has anybody else noticed the link between wearing your pants on yer head and the price of tea?
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Rods2 on 15 June 2013, 16:27:12
Has anybody else noticed the link between wearing your pants on yer head and the price of tea?

Caused by Pythagoras theorem.  :P :P :P
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: martin42 on 15 June 2013, 16:31:30
is this a magic tree addiction therapy group  thread  ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Vamps on 15 June 2013, 17:15:14
This thread should be renamed...

Either 'So what have you done with your post count today'

or 'What's the most efficient way to lose your entire post count? Suggestions below'

 :-X

No idea.......... 8) 8) Ask EMD............ ;) ;)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 15 June 2013, 17:41:56
oh dear what can i say well......how many trees dose it take to make it magic ::) ::) ::) :P :P
Depends if anyone is there to see it..? :) .... Or hear it even. :D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: martin42 on 15 June 2013, 18:00:51
im a addict  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 15 June 2013, 18:34:37
Hello Martin the tree.  :)

Your location really should a wooded area of some sort. Tbh. :)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 15 June 2013, 18:36:42
Hello Martin the tree.  :)

Your location really should a wooded area of some sort. Tbh. :)

Sherwood Forest is there aboots somewhere  :y
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 15 June 2013, 18:37:49
oh dear what can i say well......how many trees dose it take to make it magic ::) ::) ::) :P :P
Depends if anyone is there to see it..? :) .... Or hear it even. :D

But surely if everyone could see and hear it, then it wouldn't even be special let alone magic :-\
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: martin42 on 15 June 2013, 18:42:00
location fixed,now what else can i do  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: ronnyd on 15 June 2013, 19:21:58
Too bloody right Tigers, i,m not very brave :-[
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Del Boy on 15 June 2013, 20:01:58
I'm a bully victim.
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: martin42 on 15 June 2013, 20:59:40
new thread needed to support the bullied members aswell  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 15 June 2013, 22:11:10
location fixed,now what else can i do  ;D ;D ;D

;D well, there's the old favourite, the Mot failure..? ;D

Next stop, Admin! :)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: doz on 15 June 2013, 23:10:56
I'm thinking of getting my car washed. How much value will it add and should I take up the offer of a free air freshener which the local car wash was seems to deal out with it's top wash option?
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: worzelof10acrefield on 15 June 2013, 23:41:20
ABBA rules anytime...
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: worzelof10acrefield on 15 June 2013, 23:41:55
Vote and voted UKIP :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: chrisgixer on 16 June 2013, 00:06:44
How can I set front toe diy...? :)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 16 June 2013, 00:48:14
How can I set front toe diy...? :)

With string and cardboard, same as the cambelt ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: dbdb on 16 June 2013, 02:35:15
this seems to be a thread just for newbies... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Big_Al on 16 June 2013, 08:30:42
How can I set front toe diy...? :)

With string and cardboard, same as the cambelt ;D

No !   >:( >:(   how many more times !   it's    CARDBOARD & STRING   get it right please  ;D ;D

But hang on  . . .Cardboard & Elastic is even better IMO  . .  . the elastic allows your incorrect toe alignment to be right even when it's wrong  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: martin42 on 16 June 2013, 08:45:41
what can a car fail on?????

answers on a fresh new smelly magic tree please  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: worzelof10acrefield on 16 June 2013, 09:39:48
Its not raining...quick get out the bbq....and a brolly just in case..
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: worzelof10acrefield on 16 June 2013, 09:42:49
oh dear what can i say well......how many trees dose it take to make it magic ::) ::) ::) :P :P

same as the mushrooms, probably...
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Big_Al on 16 June 2013, 12:44:15
Just adding this as a "senseless sentence " . . . can anybody make any sense of it  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 16 June 2013, 13:13:28
Beware the Owls are not what they seem
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: martin42 on 16 June 2013, 13:14:36
Maybe we should have pattern parts thread
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 16 June 2013, 13:19:35
My log heard them
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Big_Al on 16 June 2013, 15:25:59
Beware the Owls are not what they seem

Maybe that should that read: " Beware  the AL's are not what they seem  ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 16 June 2013, 16:26:51
Nope, it's definitely the Owls. My log told me... They aren't what they seem :-\
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: ozzycat on 16 June 2013, 17:39:41
all i can say is   supecalifragilisticexmealidosios that should fix the post count pixies ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Big_Al on 16 June 2013, 17:42:31
Red Sky at Night ? . . . .Barn's on fire !

Green Sky in the morning ? . . .  your on the wrong planet mate  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Big_Al on 16 June 2013, 17:55:34
Post Theft:

Everything must be taken into account.    If the fact will not fit the theory . . .  .let the theory go ???
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Rods2 on 16 June 2013, 23:05:45
Who has been to infinity and beyond with their post count?

Old post count / 0 new post count = infinity.
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Rods2 on 16 June 2013, 23:06:51
How many pine needles does it take to upset a sensitive admin?  ???
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: worzelof10acrefield on 16 June 2013, 23:27:55
Work is the best way to upset or destroy family life.....
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: doz on 17 June 2013, 06:50:22
Mindless dribble is good for the soul..........if not your post count.

Today's word is "haberdashery" that's "haberdashery" Not to be confused with "post" which will be used on Thursday.
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 17 June 2013, 16:35:48
Ah the 'give us back our posts TB' thread.

Perhaps I should sort mine out.

Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 17 June 2013, 16:43:42
While you're there, be a good lad, and... ::)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: Auto Addict on 17 June 2013, 18:49:50
TuBy would have loved the cruise, they showed his favourite film 3 times :y

There were even people in the karaoke, singing songs from his favourite group :)
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: worzelof10acrefield on 17 June 2013, 19:57:42
2 letters and the avon lady today.... nice. none were bills. that makes a change.
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: doz on 17 June 2013, 20:06:53
What was the Avon lady doing in your post box?
Title: Re: Post Count reconstruction.
Post by: worzelof10acrefield on 17 June 2013, 22:08:54
the spilts.....nice sight to be honest... haven't seen a beaver do that for a while....lol