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Title: Hung throw sickie.....
Post by: Debs. on 20 May 2008, 19:54:02
Hung Chow calls in to work and says:
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work"

The boss says:
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex-now, ok!.
That makes everything better and I go work.....You try that!"

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and now I feel great!....I be at work soon.....You sure got nice house"  ;D
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Post by: Entwood on 20 May 2008, 19:55:34
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Post by: FRE07962128 on 20 May 2008, 19:56:21
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Andyb on 20 May 2008, 19:57:25
fab
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Post by: amigov6 on 20 May 2008, 20:15:03
My Boss is bigger & uglier than i am, i sure get proper kicking!!!!! ::)
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Post by: mars on 20 May 2008, 20:18:33
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: dad1uk on 20 May 2008, 20:24:00
sorry Debs, don't fancy my bosses wife...... :-/
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Post by: Elite Pete on 20 May 2008, 20:28:08
Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D
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Post by: macca on 20 May 2008, 20:30:55
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

bet you checked she wasn't looking over your shoulder  ;D ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 20 May 2008, 20:38:31
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

Red wine & spag bol first and you'll be ok. Just mind your back this time.;D ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 20 May 2008, 20:58:03
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

bet you checked she wasn't looking over your shoulder  ;D ;D
I will have to sleep with one eye open tonight ::)
Title: Re: Hung throw sickie.....
Post by: Vamps on 20 May 2008, 22:22:07
My boss is a woman, and I don't fancy her husband, he is short, tubby and bald. ;D ;D ;D

Maybe that's why I have ben off work, sick, for 3 weeks. :-[ :-[ :-[
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 20 May 2008, 22:26:23
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Very good Debs  ;D

Im my own boss, does that mean I have to sleep with my wife, if it does I resign ;D

bet you checked she wasn't looking over your shoulder  ;D ;D
I will have to sleep with one eye open tonight ::)

Oh no not again ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 21 May 2008, 02:49:45
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Post by: maria on 21 May 2008, 10:26:09
brilliant debs but i dont have a boss as dont work ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 21 May 2008, 10:37:56
Good one debs!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: MaxV6 on 21 May 2008, 13:27:21
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brilliant debs but i dont have a boss as dont work ;D ;D ;D ;D



errr   Maria....     if any of James's subordinates turn up on the door looking poorly, I'd suggest you  tell em to break off........  
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