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Title: Just for Debs
Post by: phil her up on 23 May 2008, 22:27:35
why do women have smaller feet than men?..............so they can stand nearer the sink
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 22:29:13
 ::)........ ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Vamps on 23 May 2008, 22:35:16
I am not even going to mention anything about white wedding dresses matching the kitchen white goods. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: phil her up on 23 May 2008, 22:39:26
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I am not even going to mention anything about white wedding dresses matching the kitchen white goods.    
thats uncanny cause I was thinking about that one as I posted, youre not Derren Brown in disguise are you Mike?
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Vamps on 23 May 2008, 22:41:04
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I am not even going to mention anything about white wedding dresses matching the kitchen white goods.    
thats uncanny cause I was thinking about that one as I posted, youre not Derren Brown in disguise are you Mike?

No, just a coward, when I know that Deb's and Lizzie Zoom are around. ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: FRE07962128 on 23 May 2008, 22:43:10
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I am not even going to mention anything about white wedding dresses matching the kitchen white goods.    
thats uncanny cause I was thinking about that one as I posted, youre not Derren Brown in disguise are you Mike?

No, just a coward, when I know that Deb's and Lizzie Zoom are around. ;D ;D ;D :y

Oh yes, I am around and watching!
 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: dad1uk on 23 May 2008, 22:44:57
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why do women have smaller feet than men?..............so they can stand nearer the sink



Gosh you are brave... and on thin ice!!! ;)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: amigov6 on 23 May 2008, 22:46:39
Which keeps their big bums further from the opposite wall!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: FRE07962128 on 23 May 2008, 22:47:38
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why do women have smaller feet than men?..............so they can stand nearer the sink



Gosh you are brave... and on thin ice!!! ;)

That is about to break up like the Artic ice shelf!
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: FRE07962128 on 23 May 2008, 22:52:47
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Which keeps their big bums further from the opposite wall!!!!!! :D


You remind me AmigoV6 of Captain Smith on the Titanic who was so arrogant and confident that his ship could safely steam through the ice flows during that evening of 14th April 1912....you know what happened at 2340 hours?......he hit the Debs/Lizzie ice berg! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 22:54:03
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Which keeps their big bums further from the opposite wall!!!!!! :D
:o :o :o :o :o :o........ >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Vamps on 23 May 2008, 22:55:31
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Which keeps their big bums further from the opposite wall!!!!!! :D


You remind me AmigoV6 of Captain Smith on the Titanic who was so arrogant and confident that his ship could safely steam through the ice flows during that evening of 14th April 1912....you know what happened at 2340 hours?......he hit the Debs/Lizzie ice berg! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 ;D ;D ;D And just wait till Deb's is an admin ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: amigov6 on 23 May 2008, 23:00:14
Pain & pleasure :P
    To hell with the post count!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 23:02:29
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Pain & pleasure :P
    To hell with the post count!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;) The percentile of either may be adjusted as deemed necessary! ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 23:05:06
Masochist: "Please hurt me, I want to feel hurt!"
Sadist: "No!"

 ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Vamps on 23 May 2008, 23:05:36
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Pain & pleasure :P
    To hell with the post count!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: amigov6 on 23 May 2008, 23:07:24
If i remember rightly the Captain "went down" with the ship :D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Vamps on 23 May 2008, 23:12:13
 ;D ;D ;D Brave but ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 23:13:25
Capt. Pugwash double entendres:

Seamen Staines
Roger the cabin boy
Master Bates

 ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: phil her up on 23 May 2008, 23:16:08
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Seamen Staines
Roger the cabin boy
Master Bates
:o you can't say things like that!!
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 23:18:19
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Seamen Staines
Roger the cabin boy
Master Bates
:o you can't say things like that!!
;D `Good enough for kiddies Tv. then it must be ok :y
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: phil her up on 23 May 2008, 23:20:38
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`Good enough for kiddies Tv. then it must be ok
 spose youre right, I remeber Muffin the Mule ( but don't tell anyone)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: amigov6 on 23 May 2008, 23:22:03
I believe it ran for some time before the relative broadcasting authorities realized & "pulled it".....oh dear.... ::)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Vamps on 23 May 2008, 23:23:14
Too subtle, in those days. :)
When men were men and women were in the kitchen. ;D ;D ;D

Ducking as I drink!!!!
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: FRE07962128 on 23 May 2008, 23:36:38
Stop it please!!  You are destroying my childhood illusions! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 23:37:57
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:o you can't say things like that!!

 :-[ Apologies; no offense meant! ;)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: phil her up on 23 May 2008, 23:47:02
Offense? bring on the cheer leaders especialy the ones from Dallas  ;)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 23 May 2008, 23:48:06
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Offense? bring on the cheer leaders especialy the ones from Dallas  ;)
;D ;D ;D..... :y
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: iggy21uk on 24 May 2008, 00:21:08
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`Good enough for kiddies Tv. then it must be ok
 spose youre right, I remeber Muffin the Mule ( but don't tell anyone)

That's ok, it's dobbin the donkey thats the offence ?  :o  ::)
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Omegaani on 24 May 2008, 01:14:45
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Capt. Pugwash double entendres:

Seamen Staines
Roger the cabin boy
Master Bates

 ;D

Urban legend alert!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash


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Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 24 May 2008, 07:35:10
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Capt. Pugwash double entendres:

Seamen Staines
Roger the cabin boy
Master Bates

 ;D

Urban legend alert!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash


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:'( Darn it!......I prefer the Urban Legend to the real character names. ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: amigov6 on 24 May 2008, 15:20:13
A shot across the boughs......? ;D
Title: Re: Just for Debs
Post by: Debs. on 24 May 2008, 15:36:36
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A shot across the boughs......? ;D

....going out on a limb? ;D