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Title: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Chalkysuper7 on 25 May 2008, 00:09:33
1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Kevin Wood on 25 May 2008, 00:25:48
What were you thinking?  :-/

I wish you a speedy recovery anyway.

Kevin
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Kevin Wood on 25 May 2008, 00:27:34
Oh, and number 2's smash a glass picture frame over your head while you're asleep. >:(

.. and number 3's drive your kit car into a ditch. >:(

Kevin
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Gaffers on 25 May 2008, 01:10:15
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Oh, and number 2's smash a glass picture frame over your head while you're asleep. >:(

.. and number 3's drive your kit car into a ditch. >:(

Kevin
speaking from experience?

Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: HolyCount on 25 May 2008, 04:13:26
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(

Oooww --oowwww -- ooowwwwwwwwwwwwww   :'(
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Debs. on 25 May 2008, 07:16:49
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
:o OMG.....what were you thinking, agreeing to that? :o

Hope your sore 'bits & pieces' are back to normal soon. :y
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: waspy on 25 May 2008, 07:28:16
Oooooooh matey, no need. Advice= allways trust your own judgment & never someone elses, because you're the one with the discomfort now  :'( :'(
Hope your neather regions are better soon  :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 25 May 2008, 11:48:23
Sounds like she has a wicked sence of humour.  Maybe it was supposed to be PAIN followed by PLEASURE.   But it sounds like there was far too much PAIN to enjoy any [size=8]Pleasure[/size] ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: FRE07962128 on 25 May 2008, 12:01:43
Oh dear!  Haven't you seen that car advert where the boyfriend kicks one of her doors shut and she gets her own back later?  I reckon she knew exactly what she was doing and seeking revenge for something you had done earlier ::) ::) ;) ;).  Women never forget you know! ;D ;D

Hope you soon feel better! :y :y
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: albitz on 25 May 2008, 12:07:20
a standing p**** has no conscience,and apparently no common sense either  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Growler on 25 May 2008, 15:36:45
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
I don't think I would have admitted that in public, I hope you are back to normal soon.
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Entwood on 25 May 2008, 18:01:26
why ??

WHY ??

WHY  ??

It's the only thing I can think of ..... [size=20]WHY  ??[/size]

 :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Big_Al on 25 May 2008, 18:09:23
And she's STILL your girlfriend ? :o :o

Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: dbug on 25 May 2008, 18:30:04
That made my eyes water :-?
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Jimbob on 25 May 2008, 18:52:49
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(


You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell  ;D

Had to shave for the snip not that long ago
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: War-Planner on 25 May 2008, 19:41:00
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Oh dear!  Haven't you seen that car advert where the boyfriend kicks one of her doors shut and she gets her own back later?  I reckon she knew exactly what she was doing and seeking revenge for something you had done earlier ::) ::) ;) ;).  Women never forget you know! ;D ;D

Hope you soon feel better! :y :y
i thought that was elephants lizzie
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Chalkysuper7 on 25 May 2008, 20:16:58
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(


You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell  ;D

Had to shave for the snip not that long ago

Yes she still my GF and Yes I thinks she is sadistic hahaha and prob enjoyed it, and I too had to shave 5 weeks ago for a double hernia operation, SO i have not had much fun recently ...... After the operation I got an infection in my coin purse DOH!!!

 >:(
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Debs. on 25 May 2008, 20:20:54
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)  

For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!

Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(


You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell  ;D

Had to shave for the snip not that long ago

Yes she still my GF and Yes I thinks she is sadistic hahaha and prob enjoyed it, and I too had to shave 5 weeks ago for a double hernia operation, SO i have not had much fun recently ...... After the operation I got an infection in my coin purse DOH!!!

 >:(

 :o`Goodness!.....that must`ve been terribly painful; especially-so moving about and walking :o
I trust you`re fully on the mend now?  ;)
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 25 May 2008, 21:03:52
well all i can say is get the john wayne dvds out so that you can perfect the walk....... ::) ::) ::) and i do hope you win BRITAINS GOT TALENT after going through so much pain just to get the dukes impersonation down to a tee... ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: albitz on 25 May 2008, 21:07:41
try immac next time  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: Chalkysuper7 on 25 May 2008, 21:47:00
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try immac next time  ;) ;D ;D

Errrrmmm She did thats what burnt my coin purse !!!

Am far from fighting fit yet hahaha ... You live and learn

Hahaha ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 things that your GF should never DO
Post by: albitz on 25 May 2008, 22:05:54
revenge is a dish best served cold  :y ;D ;D ;D