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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Chalkysuper7 on 25 May 2008, 00:09:33
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)
For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!
Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
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What were you thinking? :-/
I wish you a speedy recovery anyway.
Kevin
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Oh, and number 2's smash a glass picture frame over your head while you're asleep. >:(
.. and number 3's drive your kit car into a ditch. >:(
Kevin
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Oh, and number 2's smash a glass picture frame over your head while you're asleep. >:(
.. and number 3's drive your kit car into a ditch. >:(
Kevin
speaking from experience?
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)
For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!
Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
Oooww --oowwww -- ooowwwwwwwwwwwwww :'(
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)
For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!
Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
:o OMG.....what were you thinking, agreeing to that? :o
Hope your sore 'bits & pieces' are back to normal soon. :y
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Oooooooh matey, no need. Advice= allways trust your own judgment & never someone elses, because you're the one with the discomfort now :'( :'(
Hope your neather regions are better soon :y :y :y :y
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Sounds like she has a wicked sence of humour. Maybe it was supposed to be PAIN followed by PLEASURE. But it sounds like there was far too much PAIN to enjoy any [size=8]Pleasure[/size] ;D ;D ;D
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Oh dear! Haven't you seen that car advert where the boyfriend kicks one of her doors shut and she gets her own back later? I reckon she knew exactly what she was doing and seeking revenge for something you had done earlier ::) ::) ;) ;). Women never forget you know! ;D ;D
Hope you soon feel better! :y :y
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a standing p**** has no conscience,and apparently no common sense either ;D ;D
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)
For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!
Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
I don't think I would have admitted that in public, I hope you are back to normal soon.
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why ??
WHY ??
WHY ??
It's the only thing I can think of ..... [size=20]WHY ??[/size]
:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
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And she's STILL your girlfriend ? :o :o
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That made my eyes water :-?
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)
For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!
Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell ;D
Had to shave for the snip not that long ago
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Oh dear! Haven't you seen that car advert where the boyfriend kicks one of her doors shut and she gets her own back later? I reckon she knew exactly what she was doing and seeking revenge for something you had done earlier ::) ::) ;) ;). Women never forget you know! ;D ;D
Hope you soon feel better! :y :y
i thought that was elephants lizzie
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)
For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!
Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell ;D
Had to shave for the snip not that long ago
Yes she still my GF and Yes I thinks she is sadistic hahaha and prob enjoyed it, and I too had to shave 5 weeks ago for a double hernia operation, SO i have not had much fun recently ...... After the operation I got an infection in my coin purse DOH!!!
>:(
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1. Allow her to use WAX strips to remove the upper portion of your pubic hair..... Followed by VEET applied to my Coin purse to remove that area.................Result, Two large patches of red raw skin where the wax removed my SKIN and BAD chemical burns to my coin purse. ( she said it was ok to use it and I believed her, OH how VERY wrong I was to listen !!)
For those of you who god forbid try this get clingfilm and E45 cream ready you will need it to be able to walk without looking like John Wayne !!!
Please continue the Top 10 List !! While I wince with pain !!! :'( :'( :'(
You aint felt nothing yet.....give it a few days be itchy as hell ;D
Had to shave for the snip not that long ago
Yes she still my GF and Yes I thinks she is sadistic hahaha and prob enjoyed it, and I too had to shave 5 weeks ago for a double hernia operation, SO i have not had much fun recently ...... After the operation I got an infection in my coin purse DOH!!!
>:(
:o`Goodness!.....that must`ve been terribly painful; especially-so moving about and walking :o
I trust you`re fully on the mend now? ;)
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well all i can say is get the john wayne dvds out so that you can perfect the walk....... ::) ::) ::) and i do hope you win BRITAINS GOT TALENT after going through so much pain just to get the dukes impersonation down to a tee... ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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try immac next time ;) ;D ;D
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try immac next time ;) ;D ;D
Errrrmmm She did thats what burnt my coin purse !!!
Am far from fighting fit yet hahaha ... You live and learn
Hahaha ;D
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revenge is a dish best served cold :y ;D ;D ;D