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Title: nurse joke
Post by: phil her up on 25 May 2008, 20:49:56
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation.
A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really nice, but listen very, very closely, I will say this only one more time"
"Are...my...test...results...back?"

Title: Re: nurse joke
Post by: Debs. on 25 May 2008, 21:14:21
 ::) Hahahaha!  ;D.......`Liked that! :y
Title: Re: nurse joke
Post by: Entwood on 25 May 2008, 23:13:36
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nurse joke
Post by: Vamps on 25 May 2008, 23:29:26
Now that Deb's has OK'd this I can say....... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nurse joke
Post by: prestigesec on 25 May 2008, 23:31:00
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nurse joke
Post by: amigov6 on 25 May 2008, 23:34:09
Good'un! ;D