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Title: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: MR MISTER on 19 September 2013, 21:09:45
It's on again now. Time for my pills.
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: MR MISTER on 19 September 2013, 21:12:59
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: CaptainZok on 19 September 2013, 21:13:59
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?
Mrs STEMO?
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: MR MISTER on 19 September 2013, 21:15:49
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?
Mrs STEMO?
She is as disgusted as I am. Talk about standards slipping. FFS, this is a good school according to OFSTED.
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 September 2013, 21:17:35
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?
Mrs STEMO?
Frequently, at home, I reckon. :-X
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: MR MISTER on 19 September 2013, 21:19:31
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?
Mrs STEMO?
Frequently, at home, I reckon. :-X
Correctamundo, Kevin, old bean.  ;D
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 September 2013, 22:40:28
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: cleggy on 20 September 2013, 06:18:56
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)

 :y :y :y

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of  :y :y
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 September 2013, 14:02:03
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)

 :y :y :y

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of  :y :y



Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy. :-* :-*

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh. :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: cleggy on 20 September 2013, 14:18:13
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)

 :y :y :y

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of  :y :y



Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy. :-* :-*

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh. :-* :-* :-*

She would make you her Head Boy  :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 September 2013, 15:42:01
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)

 :y :y :y

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of  :y :y



Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy. :-* :-*

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh. :-* :-* :-*

She would make you her Head Boy  :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing' :y :y
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: cleggy on 22 September 2013, 15:31:45
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)

 :y :y :y

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of  :y :y



Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy. :-* :-*

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh. :-* :-* :-*

She would make you her Head Boy  :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing' :y :y
Me too, once in his study he would open a glass fronted cabinet with a range of canes from an inch thick to one so thin it would bend in half. So while you got the talking to he would select his chosen implement by flexing them all in turn. Having selected his implement of torture he would pronounce sentence either 3 of the best to one hand or 6, 3 to each hand. With a flick oh his gown behind him he would dole out the punishment, which you had to thank him for of get it again. It is called DISCIPLINE and it worked :y :y :y 
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2013, 16:54:47
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)

 :y :y :y

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of  :y :y



Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy. :-* :-*

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh. :-* :-* :-*

She would make you her Head Boy  :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing' :y :y
Me too, once in his study he would open a glass fronted cabinet with a range of canes from an inch thick to one so thin it would bend in half. So while you got the talking to he would select his chosen implement by flexing them all in turn. Having selected his implement of torture he would pronounce sentence either 3 of the best to one hand or 6, 3 to each hand. With a flick oh his gown behind him he would dole out the punishment, which you had to thank him for of get it again. It is called DISCIPLINE and it worked :y :y :y


Can't imagine that happening today. :) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: cleggy on 22 September 2013, 19:03:08
"Pain in the arse"? What kind of headteacher uses language like that?

Headmaster and Headmistress sound so much better than the politically correct 'Headteacher'. :)

 :y :y :y

Detention, Cane, then expelled,  end of  :y :y



Especially 'Headmistress', Cleggy. :-* :-*

I still have visions of a strict dominatrix in black stockings and suspenders whenever I hear the word.......OOOhhhhh. :-* :-* :-*

She would make you her Head Boy  :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not sure about that, Cleggy. However, I was regularly 'summoned' to the see the Headmaster.......usually for a 'thrashing' :y :y
Me too, once in his study he would open a glass fronted cabinet with a range of canes from an inch thick to one so thin it would bend in half. So while you got the talking to he would select his chosen implement by flexing them all in turn. Having selected his implement of torture he would pronounce sentence either 3 of the best to one hand or 6, 3 to each hand. With a flick oh his gown behind him he would dole out the punishment, which you had to thank him for of get it again. It is called DISCIPLINE and it worked :y :y :y


Can't imagine that happening today. :) ;D ;D ;D

That is why we have the problems we have :(
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: MR MISTER on 22 September 2013, 19:13:56
Will you two stop fantasising about smacking young boys bottoms.
Title: Re: Educating Yorkshire
Post by: cleggy on 22 September 2013, 20:29:04
Will you two stop fantasising about smacking young boys bottoms.
Wishful thinking on your part ::) ::) ;D. Read everything before doing anything.... I said the HAND  ;D ;D ;D ;D