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Title: After nine joke
Post by: waspy on 26 May 2008, 21:25:41

A bus load of nuns die in a crash & travel on up to heaven. Saint Peter's waiting at the gates with his big book. "Now Sisters, have any of you ever had contact with a Penis"? All the Nuns look at each other & then one Nun puts her hand up & says "i touched one once with my finger" Saint Peter replies "wash your finger in that Holly Water & you may pass".
A second Nun says " i held one with my hand many years ago". Saint Peter replies "wash your hand in that Holly Water & you may pass".
Then there's a scuffle at the back & a Nun rushes forward, "what's your rush Sister"? asks Saint Peter. To which she replies "Well if i have to gargle with that water i want to do so before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it"

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Richie London on 26 May 2008, 21:27:43

 :y :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D

richie

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Gaffers on 26 May 2008, 21:28:43

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A bus load of nuns die in a crash & travel on up to heaven. Saint Peter's waiting at the gates with his big book. "Now Sisters, have any of you ever had contact with a Penis"? All the Nuns look at each other & then one Nun puts her hand up & says "i touched one once with my finger" Saint Peter replies "wash your finger in that Holly Water & you may pass".
A second Nun says " i held one with my hand many years ago". Saint Peter replies "wash your hand in that Holly Water & you may pass".
Then there's a scuffle at the back & a Nun rushes forward, "what's your rush Sister"? asks Saint Peter. To which she replies "Well if i have to gargle with that water i want to do so before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it"

Love it!  :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: mars on 26 May 2008, 21:28:58

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Entwood on 26 May 2008, 21:32:26

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Debs. on 26 May 2008, 21:35:21

 :o........ ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Andyb on 26 May 2008, 21:36:28

 :y :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: FRE07962128 on 26 May 2008, 21:44:29

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: amigov6 on 26 May 2008, 22:20:47

Cheeky ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Biggun on 26 May 2008, 22:52:16

 :o ::) :y

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Vamps on 26 May 2008, 22:55:01

Very good. ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Big_Al on 27 May 2008, 09:30:40

 ;D ;D ;D Best One for a while!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 May 2008, 09:38:49

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: After nine joke
Post by: maria on 27 May 2008, 13:41:17

Good one  ;D ;D :y