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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Seth on 02 October 2013, 23:34:40
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Following last year's somewhat
traumatic (for some) dramatic affair, is anyone interested in attending another entertaining event? :o
Got a great venue sorted ... honest!
There's 5-star en-suite accommodation with Sky/WiFi/Bar and all-weather EHU-equipped pitches for campers/caravanners. ::)
Anyone ... ? 8)
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I will only come if I can bring a dozen nubile blondes and supply everyone with free beer :D
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You're on Matt! :y
Need to increase the strength of that ale concoction of yours a wee bit though ... kinda 'get 'em under the table' stuff ... get the picture? ;)
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I will only come if I can bring a dozen nubile blondes and supply everyone with free beer :D
After last year, not sure that is enough, what have you got to offer for the wives?......... ;) ;) or is this a wife free event?....... :D :D
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Would imagine the firemen are on
strikesite ready and waiting ::)
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After last year, not sure that is enough, what have you got to offer for the wives?......... ;) ;) or is this a wife free event?....... :D :D
Wives (and kiddies) welcome ... and there's plenty on offer to keep 'em all amused ... trust me! ;)
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Would imagine the firemen are on strikesite ready and waiting ::)
No need Al.
I'll have it all under control ... last year's shindig was something of a ... learning curve.
Lessons have been learnt ::)
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Miss Vamps and I will join in, swmbo says I am not up to coping with one of Matts Nubile Blondes so must pass that one over to the younger members...... :( ::) ::) :D :D :D
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Would imagine the firemen are on strikesite ready and waiting ::)
No need Al.
I'll have it all under control ... last year's shindig was something of a ... learning curve.
Lessons have been learnt ::)
So you are leaving the Mig at home and bringing your Green Goddess? you promised me a drive..... ;) ;) :y
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I was actually thinking for the WaGs rather than the benefit of the petrol station next door ;D
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I'm in... Shall I supply the firelighter again? :-X ::)
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You're on Matt! :y
Need to increase the strength of that ale concoction of yours a wee bit though ... kinda 'get 'em under the table' stuff ... get the picture? ;)
Don't worry, I have already paid extra for the 'under the table' option ::)
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will send wife :D :D :D
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Don't worry, I have already paid extra for the 'under the table' option ::)
Knew that you could be relied upon! :y
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So you are leaving the Mig at home and bringing your Green Goddess? you promised me a drive..... ;) ;) :y
One of my colleagues is bringing his ... but he ain't got any hoses for it ... :-[
Should suffice though ... I reckon ... :o
Oh, and you're welcome to a test drive, Vamps ;)
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I'm in... Shall I supply the firelighter again? :-X ::)
Yes please Paul, though ya'll need to check with Plomien that the volatility rate's been perfected ... this time ;)
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I was actually thinking for the WaGs rather than the benefit of the petrol station next door ;D
New venue Al. No petrol station ... well, not next door anyway ;D
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;D well that's alright then...
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I'm guessing I'm banned.... :'(
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I'm guessing I'm banned.... :'(
Or the finalé...
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I'm guessing I'm banned.... :'(
Or the finalé...
That f***ing slayed me ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS
Sorry J, I would never laugh at anyone's misfortune.....but that definitely appealed to my sense of humour ;)
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I'm guessing I'm banned.... :'(
Or the finalé...
That f***ing slayed me ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Sorry J, I would never laugh at anyone's misfortune.....but that definitely appealed to my sense of humour ;)
Got me too :-X :D
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I'm guessing I'm banned.... :'(
Gawd no man 8)
Any chance that you could sort some kinda computerised ignition system for da fireworks?
Am asking 'cos that Mikhail sort's comrade buddy ... think his name is "Scud" ... from Vladivostok ... reckons that he can supply the necessary pyrotechnic 'equipment' Ideally, they need someone who knows his stuff with Powerpoint, and 'you're da man' in this field ... IMO.
D'ya want me to forge the link with our Eastern Bloc buddies? ::)
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Powerpoint
Office self-abuser's tool. Ask that Fuse18 fella, he's good with Microsoft office tosser software.
As to the wiring and explosives, I'm sure DTM and I can interface that all together as well as the Ruski Mafia.
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Office self-abuser's tool. Ask that Fuse18 fella, he's good with Microsoft office tosser software.
As to the wiring and explosives pyrotechnics, I'm sure DTM and I can interface that all together as well as the Ruski Mafia helpers.
Right 'en ... I'll get things movin' a bit sharpish :y
Having some grub with 'em down the Bomb Bay Tandoori tomorrow evening - Raj has got some sorta Vodka promotion 'appenin' so I'll get the arrangements finalised before we get a table.
It's the same establishment that we got that takeaway from, when you and Mrs TB stayed-over during the aftermath of last year's devastation whilst we recovered from that Lazydocker character's overpowering attempts at remodelling the local nick :-[
Can't see any problems, so'll let you know how the bender meeting pans out. ;)
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What's the worst that could happen ::)
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What's the worst that could happen ::)
TB's garage was a trial run for much bigger explosions. :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Depends where it is Seth my Ode mate :y xxx
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:'(
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You aren't invited ;)
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:'(
You aren't invited ;)
Subtle as a brick............. ::) ::) ;)
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Depends where it is Seth my Ode mate :y xxx
Relax sire ... this year's event is situated out in the countryside ... absolutely eminently suitable for the DLK clan. ;)
Can I stick you doon for a family suite?
And ya can bring all 'em old tyres with ya too ... free disposal facilities on-site! 8)
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Anyone who could bring a gas BBQ? ::)
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Anyone who could bring a gas BBQ? ::)
I mislaid mine somewhere...
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Anyone who could bring a gas BBQ? ::)
I mislaid mine somewhere...
What aboot that Wood sort ... he's a good egg ... maybe he'd be happy to assist our quest? 8)
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I may be able to help with a barbecue, but I'm not sure about the gas bottle because I offered it to TB for his visit to the Caravan Show :D :D
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Just givin' this a nudge ... looks like it's just gonna be us and the Eastern Bloc
demolition experts chappies this time ???
... and I ain't fussed on that vodka stuff that they've 'imported' ... ::)
Anyone interested in a Christmas party ... per chance? :o
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Just givin' this a nudge ... looks like it's just gonna be us and the Eastern Bloc demolition experts chappies this time ???
... and I ain't fussed on that vodka stuff that they've 'imported' ... ::)
Anyone interested in a Christmas party ... per chance? :o
I'll be there for both events ............ I might bring Molly the Mutt too :y
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Just givin' this a nudge ... looks like it's just gonna be us and the Eastern Bloc demolition experts chappies this time ???
... and I ain't fussed on that vodka stuff that they've 'imported' ... ::)
Anyone interested in a Christmas party ... per chance? :o
I'll be there for both events ............ I might bring Molly the Mutt too :y
Count me in, always ready for a knees up, keep that STEMO in his 'special jacket' though...... ;) ;) :y
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Any more takers? ::)
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I must have missed it, but have not seen an address or date?
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Glad the rain stayed away, getting all excited now, some dodgy looking going on's in the far corner though...... ;) ;)
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Be patient Vamps ...
You can have a go in the Green Goddess in a mo ... will soon have it brimmed with Lazydocker's recycled fuel petrol. Very good of him to assist our plight ... ::)
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Any special firework displays this year ::) ;D
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Any special firework displays this year ::) ;D
Yep! :y
Shouldn't be long now. This 'Scud' character's fine-tuning the launch pad display area, though he seems a bit unsteady on his feet after this afternoon's 'session' on the Ruski sauce alco-pops. ???
Once Vamps gets back with the Green Goddess, things should really go off with a bang ... I suppose :o
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All good so far, couple of near misses but no injuries :o. Whoever asked SWMBO did she want to see his big triple banger best be careful, she is gunning for you now I have told her what you really meant! :D
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Here you go Seth, you Green Goddess is back but I ran out of water having a water fight with those guys with the yellow helmets........ :y :y
I want one of those....... ;) ;) :y
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All good so far, couple of near misses but no injuries :o. Whoever asked SWMBO did she want to see his big triple banger best be careful, she is gunning for you now I have told her what you really meant! :D
You ain't kiddin' ... :o
That red-tipped missile rocket ... the one that Boris man-handled got from the crate wooden box with some strange-looking lettering on the top ... didn't half make a din as it flew past us.
Thought that these things were supposed to fly vertically, not at a near-horizontal angle. Still, there was a helluva explosion bang in the distance soon after ... with a yellow-ish glow following that ... and then ... seemingly dozens of blue flashing lights ... and finally ... total disbelief silence ::)
Think we need to get Scud to alter the launching technique a bit sharpish ...
Come to think of it, I never saw him lighting the blue touch-paper ... fireworks always have blue touch-paper ... don't they? :-[
If this turns out like the aftermath of last year's shindig Vamps, I'm sure that the Admins will pull the plug on ya this time for sure. You sure that you risk-assessed things? ... could've sworn that you told me you had it all in hand ... 8)
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All good so far, couple of near misses but no injuries :o. Whoever asked SWMBO did she want to see his big triple banger best be careful, she is gunning for you now I have told her what you really meant! :D
You ain't kiddin' ... :o
That red-tipped missile rocket ... the one that Boris man-handled got from the crate wooden box with some strange-looking lettering on the top ... didn't half make a din as it flew past us.
Thought that these things were supposed to fly vertically, not at a near-horizontal angle. Still, there was a helluva explosion bang in the distance soon after ... with a yellow-ish glow following that ... and then ... seemingly dozens of blue flashing lights ... and finally ... total disbelief silence ::)
Think we need to get Scud to alter the launching technique a bit sharpish ...
Come to think of it, I never saw him lighting the blue touch-paper ... fireworks always have blue touch-paper ... don't they? :-[
If this turns out like the aftermath of last year's shindig Vamps, I'm sure that the Admins will pull the plug on ya this time for sure. You sure that you risk-assessed things? ... could've sworn that you told me you had it all in hand ... 8)
Of course I did a full risk assessment, old skool mind, like you said... :y Is it raining? nope, are we in a big field? yep, is there a Calor Gas depot near by? not that close, LD said his fuel was a safe distance and it's not my fault they built all those houses there..... ::) ::) Anyway, you can't blame me, I missed it all playing with the firemen....... ;) ;)
Ultimately you are responsible for passing the Buck to the Admins, they are in charge after all..... :-X :-X