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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Shackeng on 08 October 2013, 18:49:56

Title: Guts or Balls?
Post by: Shackeng on 08 October 2013, 18:49:56

 Medical distinction between Guts and Balls:

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Title: Re: Guts or Balls?
Post by: martin42 on 08 October 2013, 18:51:16

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Guts or Balls?
Post by: BazaJT on 08 October 2013, 19:42:06

Made me chuckle did that.

Title: Re: Guts or Balls?
Post by: Rods2 on 08 October 2013, 20:14:22

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Guts or Balls?
Post by: Vamps on 08 October 2013, 20:38:50

 ;D ;D :y