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Title: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Rods2 on 03 November 2013, 00:47:29
He is always telling us times are hard, so I wondered if this was his country estate up for sale?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2484032/Home-fit-man-felled-King-Manor-house-Oliver-Cromwell-stayed-regularly-aftermath-Civil-War-goes-sale-1-8million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2484032/Home-fit-man-felled-King-Manor-house-Oliver-Cromwell-stayed-regularly-aftermath-Civil-War-goes-sale-1-8million.html)
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Varche on 03 November 2013, 08:54:36
That isn't Opti's.

1. He has a much bigger dining table that seats twenty unextended.

2. There isn't a wine cellar.

3. Who keeps crockery in a cabinet in their bedroom? - not a man of Opti's taste  :y

Nice place though.
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 November 2013, 10:40:34
It might suit if he was thinking of downsizing though.  :-\
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: omega3000 on 03 November 2013, 12:32:41
Yep , thats definitely Mr Opti's . I went past yesterday , seen the Omega on the driveway  :(
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 November 2013, 13:47:48
I'm bemused by the whole Mr Opti wealth thing. ;D ;D

Wealthy OOfer's include Mr Tunnie, Ms zoom and Mr Rods2.......and lets not forget the Dorset squire himself, Sir Tigger. ;D ;D

Even that scouse reprobate  STMO has enough dosh to splash out £10,000 an a brand new (secondhand) Daewoo. :P :P :P

Here are the facts. :y :y

1. I live in a shack and have two ex-Mrs Opti's and between 3 and 7 children who bleed me dry each month. :'( :'( ;)

2. I'm possibly the poorest OOFer there has ever been.

3. I drive a decade old Omega which is worth virtually SFA.

4. I'm effectively destitute, but I'm not too proud to accept charitable donations from the generous people of this forum.

5. Thank you, and please give generously. :-* :-* :-* :y :y :y :y



Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 November 2013, 13:51:46
As an aside.......If I had a spare £1.8 million in loose change (which I don't) I could be tempted by by that humble dwelling.  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: ronnyd on 03 November 2013, 14:13:38
I see all the internal walls need replastering, that won,t be cheap :P
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Varche on 03 November 2013, 15:32:16
I'm bemused by the whole Mr Opti wealth thing. ;D ;D

Wealthy OOfer's include Mr Tunnie, Ms zoom and Mr Rods2.......and lets not forget the Dorset squire himself, Sir Tigger. ;D ;D

Even that scouse reprobate  STMO has enough dosh to splash out £10,000 an a brand new (secondhand) Daewoo. :P :P :P

Here are the facts. :y :y

1. I live in a shack and have two ex-Mrs Opti's and between 3 and 7 children who bleed me dry each month. :'( :'( ;)
can you be a bit more specific !!?? ;D

2. I'm possibly the poorest OOFer there has ever been.
What even poorer than me?

3. I drive a decade old Omega which is worth virtually SFA.


I can only dream of driving an Omega.

4. I'm effectively destitute, but I'm not too proud to accept charitable donations from the generous people of this forum.

Send some to me please

5. Thank you, and please give generously. :-* :-* :-* :y :y :y :y



Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 November 2013, 16:52:21
Poor old Mr Opti!  ::) He's spent so much time counting his money, that he's lost count of how many kids he's got!!  :o  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 November 2013, 17:06:49
Poor old Mr Opti!  ::) He's spent so much time counting his money, that he's lost count of how many kids he's got!!  :o  ;D ;D ;D


I've always been suspicious about the ginger ones. :)
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Vamps on 03 November 2013, 20:45:09
That isn't Opti's.

1. He has a much bigger dining table that seats twenty unextended.

2. There isn't a wine cellar.

3. Who keeps crockery in a cabinet in their bedroom? - not a man of Opti's taste  :y

Nice place though.

And there isn't an Omega on ramps in the drivewayCourtyard..... ;) ;) :D
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Rods2 on 03 November 2013, 21:18:34
Poor old Mr Opti!  ::) He's spent so much time counting his money, that he's lost count of how many kids he's got!!  :o  ;D ;D ;D


I've always been suspicious about the ginger ones. :)

I think other rich people you rub shoulders with have similar doubts  :-X they probably belong to Capt James H......  ::) :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: tidla on 04 November 2013, 00:11:30
Poor old Mr Opti!  ::) He's spent so much time counting his money, that he's lost count of how many kids he's got!!  :o  ;D ;D ;D


I've always been suspicious about the ginger ones. :)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: scimmy_man on 04 November 2013, 15:49:51
actually it seems cheap at £1.8 m,

seen much less for more £.
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 04 November 2013, 17:36:45
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Rods2 on 04 November 2013, 22:16:54
I did have my doubts as it would be a bit too small and cheap for him and cramp his style a bit.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 November 2013, 12:51:48
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 05 November 2013, 18:44:37
Mr Opti made a mistake with his eurocarparts thread......you can clearly see in the background a double glazed door with Georgian bars and gold handles....must live in a very posh area and be very rich to afford that  ;)
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 05 November 2013, 18:47:18
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 November 2013, 19:04:57
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 05 November 2013, 19:56:10
So there are several Ex-Mrs Opti's and you're still sniffing around!  ::)  You'll never learn will you, you old dog!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 November 2013, 12:14:43
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I could certainly fill that house..............................by spending some serious money! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: omega3000 on 07 November 2013, 12:32:46
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I could certainly fill that house..............................by spending some serious money! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I'll help you spend it Lizzie  :-*  ;D
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 November 2013, 12:52:32
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I could certainly fill that house..............................by spending some serious money! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I'll help you spend it Lizzie  :-*  ;D

The Zoom's have lived in Kent for over six hundred years, and Lizzie herself has a spread of more than 2,000 acres. :)

The lady isn't short of a few bob.  :y :-* :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: omega3000 on 07 November 2013, 12:56:54
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I could certainly fill that house..............................by spending some serious money! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I'll help you spend it Lizzie  :-*  ;D

The Zoom's have lived in Kent for over six hundred years, and Lizzie herself has a spread of more than 2,000 acres. :)

The lady isn't short of a few bob.  :y :-* :-* :-* :-*

Money means nothing ... it dont bring you happiness  :( But that car of Lizzies is a stonker  :) :-* :-*
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 November 2013, 14:01:49
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I could certainly fill that house..............................by spending some serious money! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I'll help you spend it Lizzie  :-*  ;D

The Zoom's have lived in Kent for over six hundred years, and Lizzie herself has a spread of more than 2,000 acres. :)

The lady isn't short of a few bob.  :y :-* :-* :-* :-*

Money means nothing ... it dont bring you happiness  :( But that car of Lizzies is a stonker  :) :-* :-*


As is Lizzie herself. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

I love the colour of her Elite. :y :y
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 November 2013, 16:18:58
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I could certainly fill that house..............................by spending some serious money! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I'll help you spend it Lizzie  :-*  ;D


Right'o Emd!   :D :D :D :y :y
Title: Re: Has Mr Opti put his country estate up for sale?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 November 2013, 16:19:40
It cannot be Opti's as he, like me, is a Royalist!

No loyal servant of the monarch would live in traitor Cromwell's house no matter how good! :o :o :o :o :o

Long live the King, sorry, Queen! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Er...more of a republican really, Lizzie. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


NNNOOOOO!! :o :o :o :o :o :o  Never knew that.  Never mind, some people have to be, so I will still talk to you! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That house may be just right for you then :D :D :D :D :y :y


We could always move in together, Lizzie......... ::) ::) ::) :D :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I could certainly fill that house..............................by spending some serious money! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I'll help you spend it Lizzie  :-*  ;D

The Zoom's have lived in Kent for over six hundred years, and Lizzie herself has a spread of more than 2,000 acres. :)

The lady isn't short of a few bob.  :y :-* :-* :-* :-*

I wish Opti! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)