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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: phil her up on 31 May 2008, 00:04:57

Title: council tax
Post by: phil her up on 31 May 2008, 00:04:57

Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

We have a huge council house in our street....
The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.
A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs.
The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
They are out of control. ..........





Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle ?

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 31 May 2008, 00:11:15

HAHA  PMSL.  I got deep and serious into to that one, was'nt expecting the puchline at the end


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: Vamps on 31 May 2008, 00:16:28

Yes, I got caught with that, sounds like one or two faimiies I know.
 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: Tony H on 31 May 2008, 00:17:45

Exellent ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: Debs. on 31 May 2008, 07:33:14

 ;D Hahahaha.......`brill! ;D

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: waspy on 31 May 2008, 07:54:40

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: Lazydocker on 31 May 2008, 08:40:17

Didn't see that one coming!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I was all ready to launch in with my, very bad experience, of council tax re-banding!!  >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: HolyCount on 31 May 2008, 11:24:24

LOL -- read somewhere that they have a bad credit rating too --- fail most CC companies criteria ( not surprising, reading the above!)

Title: Re: council tax
Post by: FRE07962128 on 31 May 2008, 13:43:37

Absolutely great!  :y I was completely fooled until that punchline! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D