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Title: Inner peace joke-ette
Post by: HolyCount on 31 May 2008, 13:41:59
I am passing this on to you because it worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.   By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found deep inner peace.  
 
A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all   the things you have started.  

So, I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't   finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off:

a   bottle of Merlot
a bottle of Shhhardonay
a bodle of Baileys
a  butle of vocka
a pockage of Prunglies
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins
the res of the tchesescke an a box a choqolettss.  

Yu haf no idr who bloudee gud I fel.   Peas pish  dis trip orn to ennyun yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

 

 

Title: Re: Inner peace joke-ette
Post by: FRE07962128 on 31 May 2008, 13:51:07
Don't tell me.....you have now finished off your car and your driving licence! ::) :y
Title: Re: Inner peace joke-ette
Post by: HolyCount on 31 May 2008, 14:00:57
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Don't tell me.....you have now finished off your car and your driving licence! ::) :y

yerp -- followed Charlie up the telegraph pole  :o
Just been watching Skrunties thread
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1212188100
Great stuff  ;D
Title: Re: Inner peace joke-ette
Post by: amigov6 on 31 May 2008, 14:14:58
I've started taking youear advythe as wee sheep :-/
Title: Re: Inner peace joke-ette
Post by: FRE07962128 on 31 May 2008, 14:29:06
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Don't tell me.....you have now finished off your car and your driving licence! ::) :y

yerp -- followed Charlie up the telegraph pole  :o
Just been watching Skrunties thread
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1212188100
Great stuff  ;D

Thanks for putting me onto that Holy Count!  I am still crying with laughter after seeing that comedy hero of my childhood, Charlie Drake, in full action again, but in a very adult manner we would not have witnessed in the 1960s! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y