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Title: Saturday afternoon joke
Post by: CaptainZok on 31 May 2008, 15:57:01

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now", said the HR manager during the welcoming
briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".


The cannibals promised they would not.


Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"


The cannibals all shook their heads indicating "no".


After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin girl?"


A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
continued, "You fool!!!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually works!!!!"

Title: Re: Saturday afternoon joke
Post by: HolyCount on 31 May 2008, 15:59:28

nice one -- but sooo plausible !

Title: Re: Saturday afternoon joke
Post by: Vamps on 31 May 2008, 19:40:46

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Saturday afternoon joke
Post by: psychnurse on 31 May 2008, 19:52:11

Love it!!!! Bring the canibals to the NHS, we could do with some! lol ;)

Title: Re: Saturday afternoon joke
Post by: Vamps on 31 May 2008, 20:15:55

There all on their tea break. ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: Saturday afternoon joke
Post by: Elite Pete on 31 May 2008, 20:18:37

 ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Saturday afternoon joke
Post by: LJay on 01 June 2008, 11:32:19

liked that one ;D ;D ;D