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Title: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: Nickbat on 29 November 2013, 22:27:03
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This made me giggle.  ;) :D
 
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/oct/14/fantasise-group-sex-old-obese-men?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/oct/14/fantasise-group-sex-old-obese-men?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)

Title: Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: omega3000 on 29 November 2013, 22:36:10
Where does she live ? :-\ ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 29 November 2013, 22:46:13
I laughed at the line "Consider searching for the root"  ;D 

I thought that was the point of the fantasy and she'd given it much consideration!!  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: cleggy on 29 November 2013, 23:38:50
Her phone number is  0795   er er er forgot,   freak ......... senior moment  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: Nickbat on 29 November 2013, 23:41:39
Quote from: Cleggy on 29 November 2013, 23:38:50
Her phone number is  0795   er er er forgot,   freak ......... senior moment  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 November 2013, 12:55:25
It is usually the case that good looking women attract good looking men.....But not always.

 However, I'm not sure what went wrong in our relationship, because Mrs Opti is a fine looking woman :-* :-* :-* and I'm irretrievably ugly. :'( :'(
Title: Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 30 November 2013, 17:35:36
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 30 November 2013, 12:55:25
It is usually the case that good looking women attract good looking men.....But not always.

 However, I'm not sure what went wrong in our relationship, because Mrs Opti is a fine looking woman :-* :-* :-* and I'm irretrievably ugly. :'( :'(

She must have fancied the title of Duchess of Lincolnshire and being the 'Chatelaine' of Opti Towers!  ;D ;D ;D

Has she been to Specsavers?  :-\
Title: Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 November 2013, 18:53:34
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 30 November 2013, 17:35:36
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 30 November 2013, 12:55:25
It is usually the case that good looking women attract good looking men.....But not always.

 However, I'm not sure what went wrong in our relationship, because Mrs Opti is a fine looking woman :-* :-* :-* and I'm irretrievably ugly. :'( :'(

She must have fancied the title of Duchess of Lincolnshire and being the 'Chatelaine' of Opti Towers!  ;D ;D ;D

Has she been to Specsavers?  :-\


Blind since birth. ;D ;D