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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 19:00:37
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
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I have raised a complaint. ;D
Better duck, then. ;)
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
Of God. No work. She'll be on here all night and day now. :(
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No beer? No steak? What sort of place do you run?? :o Rather useless!!! ;D
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
Of God. No work. She'll be on here all night and day now. :(
Wtf is he on about now? ;D
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No beer? No steak? What sort of place do you run?? :o Rather useless!!! ;D
Shoddy! Damn shoddy. ....seems to be some sort of confusion with the booking. ::)
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
Of God. No work. She'll be on here all night and day now. :(
Wtf is he on about now? ;D
Well....if I don't know what I'm on about, you've got no chance. ;D
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I have raised a complaint. ;D
Better duck, then. ;)
Merely a question of education Kev. Nothing more. :o
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Its bloody Wednesday :o
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
Now what you done... ;D
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Its bloody Wednesday :o
No! Its Friday. Ya nutter ;D
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
Now what you done... ;D
There appears to be some dispute over which night is steak night. Obviously the poor girl is confused. ;D
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Just tell the good lady every night you are home is steak night ;D
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I hope she has seen the error of her ways and to make amends has gone out to get you create of your favourite beer and a curry on the way home. :y :y :y
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I hope she has seen the error of her ways and to make amends has gone out to get you create of your favourite beer and a curry on the way home. :y :y :y
I got some soup. Does that count? :-\
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
If it is indeed Friday Mr. Gixer should it not be fish ? :o :o :o
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
If it is indeed Friday Mr. Gixer should it not be fish ? :o :o :o
Only when your Friday is on a Friday......... :D :D :y
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
If it is indeed Friday Mr. Gixer should it not be fish ? :o :o :o
Only when your Friday is on a Friday......... :D :D :y
Now this is interesting . . . just asked SWMBO what day it is ? . . . she said it's THURSDAY :-\
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Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards! :'(
...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D
If it is indeed Friday Mr. Gixer should it not be fish ? :o :o :o
Only when your Friday is on a Friday......... :D :D :y
Now this is interesting . . . just asked SWMBO what day it is ? . . . she said it's THURSDAY :-\
There is always one...... :D :D :D
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
:y :y
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D
Bloody Fish? :o ;D
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D
Bloody Fish? ;D
Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D
Bloody Fish? ;D
Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y
Gay!
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D
Bloody Fish? ;D
Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y
Gay!
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Its bloody Wednesday :o
No! Its Friday. Ya nutter ;D
It's Monday tomorrow, so that makes it Sunday night! :'(
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D
Bloody Fish? :o ;D
How did you know that I'd had fish for tea??? :o ;D Lovely it was though and washed down by a couple of cold beers!!! :y :y :y
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Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.
Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........ ::) ::) ::) ::)
And then beat a hasty retreat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered! :P
A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D
Bloody Fish? ;D
Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y
Gay!
Indeed. Mess about for hours catching a poxy fish with about 23g of meat on it and millions of bones. Did I mention it'll taste rank?
Sod that. Find cow. Wipe its' @rse. Slaughter it (optional) ;D. Place in the vicinity of a naked flame for a few seconds....
Kinda hard to poach one, unless it's fully consenting, admittedly. ::)
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Yep, pull horns, wipe Arse. Serve. :)
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Its bloody Wednesday :o
No! Its Friday. Ya nutter ;D
It's Monday tomorrow, so that makes it Sunday night! :'(
Ooh that's a shame. I never sleep well Sunday night, after a week of late nights. ::)