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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Jay w on 02 June 2008, 21:19:02
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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who last weekend called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.
'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.
'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older
and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I hung up
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too right :y
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Important they keep their looks..........ducking now.
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Glad to hear it ;D ;D ;D
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Coward !!! She didn't become an "ex" between 6 and 9 months ago, did she ? :o
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Coward !!! She didn't become an "ex" between 6 and 9 months ago, did she ? :o
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why throw a sausage down a tunnel when its more fun trying to put a cork in a bottle ;D ;D ;D ;D
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SWMBO read that over my shoulder and then clipped me around the ear for laughing!! :'( :'( :'( :o :o :o
Funny though!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
P.S. She did laugh too!!
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