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Title: Joke......the Chief and the reporter
Post by: Jay w on 04 June 2008, 22:10:23
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave, he continued,
"Him? One woman, one feather. Him?" pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!"
Title: Re: Joke......the Chief and the reporter
Post by: Entwood on 04 June 2008, 22:17:06
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Title: Re: Joke......the Chief and the reporter
Post by: maria on 04 June 2008, 22:20:16
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Post by: Richie London on 04 June 2008, 22:20:29
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Post by: HolyCount on 04 June 2008, 22:24:39
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Post by: Vamps on 04 June 2008, 23:32:15
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Post by: Jimbob on 05 June 2008, 10:31:39
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