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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: chrisgixer on 18 January 2014, 23:41:59
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So I'm sitting there, and I've run out. Cupboard stock is empty. Oh oppsing Sigh....
Mums visiting, so rather than shout down, I text Mrs Gixer.
....and again
....and again
....and again ::)
Its on bloody silent isn't it.
Just about to face time, and I hear laughter down stairs.
...bloody women. What's the point in trying to be discreet if she's going to bleet anyway? I may as well of hopped down the stairs with me trousers round me ankles. ;D
They're both laughing at me now. :(
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Oh oh :o :D
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Maybe they're laughing at the fact that, although you don't really want them to know what's going on, you're more than happy to share your experience with us ;D
Oh, are you still there ???
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Lost the use of me legs, I know that. ;D
Pride left the building long ago. :-[ ;D
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You must have known something bad was going to happen. Why else would you have the phone with you.
On second thoughts, I don't want to know.
Forget I mentioned it.
Please!
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;D ;D
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No 'selfies'!!!
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Have you lost it Mr G, could only happen in Reading!
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Sorry, but...
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Have you lost it Mr G, could only happen in Reading!
Oi, Wokingh... Oh I see. Yes your right. :-[ ;D
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Bad planning IMHO ... always check for correct supplies BEFORE undertaking any "job" ... your subsequent embarrassment is, unfortunately, of your own making ... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Numpty! :D ;D
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She's claiming pay back after a certain text. My bet is she hid the "supplies" :(
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I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up ::) ;)
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I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up ::) ;)
Aah, technical advice from Esta. There's a thing to behold. :y ;D
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I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up ::) ;)
Aah, technical advice from Esta. There's a thing to behold. :y ;D
;D ;D ;D
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I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up ::) ;)
Aah, technical advice from Esta. There's a thing to behold. :y ;D
;D ;D ;D
Not difficult to 2nd guess STEMO practical technical advice: Mattress, shieet, duvet, use, wipe, ask OOF for cleaning advice, where's the problem he's been there and done that. For the house trained embarrass the MIL and SWMBO as you shuffle and squech down stairs with your grundies around your ankles, that will teach her to ignore your texts with her phone on silent. :P :o ;D ;D ;D
PS: The job isn't finished until the paperwork is done. ;D ;D ;D
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She's claiming pay back after a certain text. My bet is she hid the "supplies" :(
Is that why Mrs TB was sniggering yesterday....
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She's claiming pay back after a certain text. My bet is she hid the "supplies" :(
Is that why Mrs TB was sniggering yesterday....
Mmmnah that must have been something you did. Couldn't possibly be anything to do with me. :-\