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Title: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: TheBoy on 28 January 2014, 20:15:13
As usual on a Tuesday (bin day in Bletchley), traffic was queuing a lot.

Dozy bint in front decided to not obey any lane discipline around a roundabout, and due to queuing traffic, blocked anybody wishing to turn right at the roundabout. A supermarket delivery van, wishing to turn right, gave her a blast of horn, though she couldn't go anywhere, so she shrugged her shoulders with a "WTF can I do about it".

Although it was her fault for being too lazy to turn the steering wheel a bit whilst going around the roundabout, I felt a tad sorry for her, as there was sod all she could do to rectify her balls-up. Plus she was a decent looking lass.

Next roundabout, stupid bint did exactly the same, and again caused disruption to those wishing to turn right. Again, when she got a beep from a car wanting to turn right, she shrugged her shoulders as if to say "what can I do".

I hate MK.
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: chrisgixer on 28 January 2014, 20:22:20
Chances? 2-1 on?
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: pauls on 28 January 2014, 20:49:29
Bmw driver?
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: martin42 on 28 January 2014, 20:50:17
Bmw driver and blonde  ;D
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: TheBoy on 28 January 2014, 20:51:25
Quote from: pauls on 28 January 2014, 20:49:29
Bmw driver?
Nah, some non-descript shitbox
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: Elite Pete on 28 January 2014, 20:54:18
Jump on her bonnet, drop your trollies and do a big Mr whippy on the bonnet, pull your trollies up, turn around and shrug your shoulders ;D
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: tidla on 28 January 2014, 21:06:38
Quote from: Elite Pete on 28 January 2014, 20:54:18
Jump on her bonnet, drop your trollies and do a big Mr whippy on the bonnet, pull your trollies up, turn around and shrug your shoulders ;D

 ;D

Me myself and Irene style.
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: Seth on 29 January 2014, 20:22:56
Ya could've told 'er to take the train ... :o

(Thought this thread might've been about that erstwhile Kawasaki re-entering the earth's atmosphere) :'(
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: TheBoy on 29 January 2014, 21:06:06
Quote from: Seth on 29 January 2014, 20:22:56
Ya could've told 'er to take the train ... :o
No useful east/west trains around these parts. Plenty North/South. Which is why the retards at Network Rail want to build another North/South one that nobody will use.
Title: Re: Chances of that, Pt4
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 January 2014, 21:14:26
Quote from: TheBoy on 28 January 2014, 20:15:13
As usual on a Tuesday (bin day in Bletchley), traffic was queuing a lot.

Dozy bint in front decided to not obey any lane discipline around a roundabout, and due to queuing traffic, blocked anybody wishing to turn right at the roundabout. A supermarket delivery van, wishing to turn right, gave her a blast of horn, though she couldn't go anywhere, so she shrugged her shoulders with a "WTF can I do about it".

Although it was her fault for being too lazy to turn the steering wheel a bit whilst going around the roundabout, I felt a tad sorry for her, as there was sod all she could do to rectify her balls-up. Plus she was a decent looking lass.

Next roundabout, stupid bint did exactly the same, and again caused disruption to those wishing to turn right. Again, when she got a beep from a car wanting to turn right, she shrugged her shoulders as if to say "what can I do".

I hate MK.

This makes all the difference. :-* :-* :-*

Now if she was an ugly mare .......... ;D ;D