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Title: Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
Post by: Mikejr on 05 June 2008, 23:36:03

This is a few years old now but still amusing. Hope no one's offended by how some of the words are spelt.

Indicators                 -- Der Blinkenlighten Tickenfurturen
Bonnet                  -- Fingerpincer, Knuckelchopper und bangenedon
Exhaust                  -- Spitzenpoppenbangentuben                  
Speedometer            -- Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
Clutch                  -- Der Kuplink mit schlippen und schaker
Puncture                    -- Der phlatt mit Bludyoppsenell
Learner                  -- Der idiotten mit Elplatz
Estate Car                    -- Der Bagzerroomenbak fur shagginkin
Parking Meter            -- Der Pondpinscher und Klokenwerk
Windscreen Wiper      -- Der Flippenflappen en mucjenschpreader      
Windscreen Washer      -- Der Winschreen Schittenschift
Power Brakes            -- Der Edban geron vindschreen und stoppenkwik
Gear Lever            -- Der Pickensticken fur Kangaroohoppen
Fuel Gauge            -- Der Meter fur Walletemptying
Breathalyser            -- Der Puffintem fur Pistesarsoles
Seat Belt                    -- Der Klunkenklicken Frauliner Trapper
Headlights                    -- Der Dippendontdazzel unbastard
Exhaust Fumes            -- Der Foughundschpit Polluten
Highway Code Manual      -- Der Wipen fur Arsen
Traffic Jam            -- Der Bludyoppsendamnen-blastem
Rear Seat                    -- Der Schpringen Tester
Policeman                    -- Der Adolf Hitler
Traffic Warden            -- Der Herr Hitlerund Gott
Flat tyres                    -- Der Flattazbludypankakes
Backfire                    -- Der Lou denbangen Makenjumpen
Juggernaut            -- Der oppsengratt Truken
Accident                 -- Der Bleedinkmess
Near Accident            -- Der Bludynear Schittenselfen
Service Station            -- Der Highwayrobberung      
Cyclist                  -- Der Peddalpushink Pilloken
Skid                           -- Der Autobahnen Waltzen
Double White Lines      -- Overtakenund Krunchen
Accelerator            -- Der Pedlfur Makitgoqwiken
Foot brake                    -- Der Peddalfur Stoppen
Flat Battery            -- Der Bludyting Wontoppsenstart

Title: Re: Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
Post by: Debs. on 05 June 2008, 23:42:54

 ;D Now vee will examine zee list! :y

Loved-it, well done Mikejr :y

Title: Re: Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
Post by: maria on 05 June 2008, 23:43:30

Good one ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
Post by: zippo on 05 June 2008, 23:44:29

laughed my butt off, :y very good  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
Post by: albitz on 05 June 2008, 23:53:05

lmfao ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
Post by: Jimbob on 06 June 2008, 07:56:06

Superb, esp the Estate car  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
Post by: Entwood on 06 June 2008, 09:07:09

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D