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Title: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: minifreek on 20 March 2014, 23:30:30
Just a quick question but Im just wondering what the average age of a common OOFer is...?

No need for smart ass remarks and the like, just a number required is all....



I'll go first - 43
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: chrisgixer on 20 March 2014, 23:31:49
Opps off! Nobody likes a nosey Parker. Smart arse!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: plym ian on 20 March 2014, 23:33:47
3
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: pscocoa on 20 March 2014, 23:34:07
Yes some very common Oofers on here and 43 sounds right.

I am a lot older but not common.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 March 2014, 23:34:50
The average OOFer is 97.

We have a couple of whippersnappers in their seventies, and 28 members who have received one or more telegrams  from the queen. :)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 March 2014, 23:43:13
Approximately 40 going on 12... I can't wait until I reach puberty ::)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: plym ian on 20 March 2014, 23:47:18
Sorry I thought you ment the average age of which a common OOFer throws there toys out the pram and goes in a sulky mood and deletes their account ;D ;D ;D


36 is the answer from me
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: minifreek on 20 March 2014, 23:48:11
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Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 March 2014, 23:49:17
Opps off! Nobody likes a nosey Parker. Smart arse!  ;) ;D
I nearly called my boat 'Foamy O'B'  It would have been quite an apt response to such a forthright question ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 March 2014, 00:06:09
When Uncle STEMO drops off his perch (or hits the delete button again), the average age here will halve!  :P  ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 21 March 2014, 00:08:37
When Uncle STEMO drops off his perch (or hits the delete button again), the average age here will halve!  :P  ;D
Only 1800 or so posts to go...

He normally gets a nosebleed if his post count exceeds 2500 ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Steve B on 21 March 2014, 00:11:53
There all silver tops on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D The ones That Cameron Likes To Keep sweet..
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: ronnyd on 21 March 2014, 00:13:41
Just a quick question but Im just wondering what the average age of a common OOFer is...?

No need for smart ass remarks and the like, just a number required is all....



I'll go first - 43
Are you now thinking, why did i bother? :'(
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Rods2 on 21 March 2014, 00:21:45
I think the honest answer is that nobody knows, but I would guess average physical age is somewhere between 50 and 60, Mental age :-X ::) ::) ;D ;D

There are some real oldies on here apparently Lord Opti was 10 years too young to see service in WWI and is currently having an old age crisis by buying a V8 Merc. :P :P :P It is rumoured that STEMO is the oldest gay person in the UK and keeps hitting the OOF account delete button as he wipes dribble off the keyboard. Don't humour or make him laugh as that gets embarrassing with his weak sphincter. :P ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 21 March 2014, 00:28:44
Serious answer ::)

The Forum Stats might be able to tell you, as it gives the Gender Ratio... must be a setting there somewhere  :y
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 March 2014, 00:32:19
Just a quick question but Im just wondering what the average age of a common OOFer is...?

No need for smart ass remarks and the like, just a number required is all....



I'll go first - 43
Are you now thinking, why did i bother? :'(

It was just asking too much!  :o  ;D

I'd say that there are a few nearing the 'end of retirement'  ;)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 21 March 2014, 00:41:24
Ah, but which end :-\
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 21 March 2014, 04:27:52
Just a quick question but Im just wondering what the average age of a common OOFer is...?

No need for smart ass remasrk and the like, just a number required is all....



I'll go first - 43

Oops wrong site to be saying that. But you will soon learn as you progress up to junior school.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: TheBoy on 21 March 2014, 08:55:44
If the profiles are accurate, I can pluck them out. If I have time, I many do an anonymous chart
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Bigron on 21 March 2014, 08:56:45
I've been 29 for more years than I can remember.......

Ron.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: zirk on 21 March 2014, 09:15:47
Im not ashamed of my age, 47                                + Vat,  :y
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 March 2014, 09:20:17
Ah, but which end :-\

The End! The wrong end. End of....  ::)  :(
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: cam2502 on 21 March 2014, 10:11:33
44
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 March 2014, 10:53:07
29 and a half. :P
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Stemo on 21 March 2014, 11:02:10
Gits! The lad was asking a serious, harmless question. >:(

I'm 109 BTW. :y
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: RossPhim on 21 March 2014, 11:03:29
44
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Gaffers on 21 March 2014, 11:08:46
I suspect that many, but not all, would feel uncomfortable discussing age on the internet in an open forum with someone who is relatively unknown and they have most likely never met.

I for one don't.....I'm 21 every year ::)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: henryd on 21 March 2014, 11:37:59
54
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Rods2 on 21 March 2014, 13:24:29
129 and a half. :P

How was WWI? :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 21 March 2014, 13:25:40
129 and a half. :P

How was WWI? :P ;D ;D ;D
Futile :'(
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Rog on 21 March 2014, 15:40:07


My D.O.B raffle . . . . . was I born in . . . . . ?

1932
1942
1952
1962
1972
19 . . . . . . stop, that would be stupid   ::)

No prizes !
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 March 2014, 15:43:31


My D.O.B raffle . . . . . was I born in . . . . . ?

1932
1942
1952
1962
1972
19 . . . . . . stop, that would be stupid   ::)

No prizes !


This year. :)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: omega3000 on 21 March 2014, 15:51:16
50 next year  :-[
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: RobG on 21 March 2014, 16:10:44
60 in a few months :)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 21 March 2014, 16:50:57
I am a girl so I do not broadcast my age!...............................

Well, I may do when in my interests or proving a point! ;D ;D  ;D :y
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: redelitev6 on 21 March 2014, 20:18:20
 :( 53
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: pauls on 21 March 2014, 20:29:56
To bloody old.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: powerslinky on 21 March 2014, 20:30:27
Born '56  . . .  apparently   a good year for "Bollinger" champange  . . '56 Bollinger was the favorite of 007  James Bond  . . .   work it out from there  :P
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 21 March 2014, 20:41:07
60 TODAY !!!
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: jonny2112 on 21 March 2014, 20:51:57
60 TODAY !!!

Happy birthday  :y
47  :(
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Rods2 on 21 March 2014, 22:33:22


My D.O.B raffle . . . . . was I born in . . . . . ?

1932
1942
1952
1962
1972
19 . . . . . . stop, that would be stupid   ::)

No prizes !

My guess where you have recently retired and are moving back to Wales.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Vamps on 22 March 2014, 00:44:32
Closer to retirement than comfortable with, but past the minimum age I could retire...... :'( :'(
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: cd 2.2 on 22 March 2014, 01:24:50
Well it's looking like I'm one of the younger more infantile members of Oof  ;D

I'm only 30, 31 in October! Being around all of the blue rinse brigade Older and wiser people makes me feel even younger  :P

But if it makes you all feel better I feel 60  :D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Lagondanet on 22 March 2014, 06:39:07
60  :'(
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Stemo on 22 March 2014, 10:14:39
60  :'(
Don't worry. There's omegas on here older than that. ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Rog on 22 March 2014, 10:17:31


My D.O.B raffle . . . . . was I born in . . . . . ?

1932
1942
1952
1962
1972
19 . . . . . . stop, that would be stupid   ::)

No prizes !

My guess where you have recently retired and are moving back to Wales.

OK Sherlock . . . . . BUT not retired unfortunately. In fact just landed quite a nice two year sort of "consultancy" based from home  :y I'll still be very busy

Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: ronnyd on 22 March 2014, 15:07:04
Born in 1944, work it out, (if you can be bothered). ???
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: ngrainqey on 22 March 2014, 18:48:20
25 but im already rusty and worn out :P
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: cd 2.2 on 22 March 2014, 19:08:00
Well this thread makes it look like all omega owners are defined by 2 distinct categories :

Category A is ... Entering retirement age or older (but still have the mental age from their childhood)

Category B is ... Younger, But knackered in one way, shape or form (this is the group I fit in to)

At least we all appreciate cars that drive the correct wheels  :D 
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 March 2014, 19:14:35
49 :)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Stemo on 22 March 2014, 19:23:26
49 :)
In yer dreams, grandad.  ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 March 2014, 19:27:58
49 :)
In yer dreams, grandad.  ;D

Just because you've got both feet in the grave ya fossil  :P ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Keith ABS on 22 March 2014, 19:41:33
  50
Keith B
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Nick W on 22 March 2014, 21:19:26
I'm now old enough that the candles cost more than the birthday cake. Although I fall into Category B. Collapse into Category B is more accurate.



I'm 44 this summer in case anyone was actually wondering.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: the alarming man on 22 March 2014, 21:21:22
I'm now old enough that the candles cost more than the birthday cake. Although I fall into Category B. Collapse into Category B is more accurate.



I'm 44 this summer in case anyone was actually wondering.

44??...and the eye sights gone....drove straight past me....today
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 March 2014, 21:56:25
60 in a few months :)


phew :y




48
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Kate on 23 March 2014, 12:11:54
Category B - 46 and knackered.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2014, 13:03:07
53 ::) 
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2014, 13:04:15
Old enough to know better, young enough to still have hope ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Webby the Bear on 23 March 2014, 14:46:51
I'm 31.... one of the younger oofers on here  :P ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: danzigfan on 23 March 2014, 17:07:05
Category B  ;D
 33, not the youngest it seems
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Auto Addict on 24 March 2014, 17:46:15
Don't think I'm the oldest, but can't be far off. :(
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: pscocoa on 24 March 2014, 18:11:24
Don't think I'm the oldest, but can't be far off. :(

Not sure if non Omega Owner's should be counted. If they have chickened out and bought something sensible then they are not able to share the pain and suffering, random warning lights, general idiosyncrasies. So older members tend to have ditched their Omegas.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Auto Addict on 24 March 2014, 18:13:01
Don't think I'm the oldest, but can't be far off. :(

Not sure if non Omega Owner's should be counted. If they have chickened out and bought something sensible then they are not able to share the pain and suffering, random warning lights, general idiosyncrasies. So older members tend to have ditched their Omegas.

Still an OOFer through and through :y
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: BenjieH on 24 March 2014, 18:13:59
25 here, but sure i can't be the youngest, although insurance does mean you do have to be slightly older to have a omega these days, or very lucky with no claims!
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: henryd on 24 March 2014, 18:30:30
I'm 31.... one of the younger oofers on here  :P ;D

You sure thats not your inside leg measurement ??? :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 March 2014, 19:08:38
I'm 24 so probably the youngest here at OOF. :)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 March 2014, 20:38:27
I'm 24 so probably the youngest here at OOF. :)

No, that's how many wives you've had!!  Opti XXIV  :y
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 24 March 2014, 21:15:55
60 next birthday  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: omega3000 on 25 March 2014, 09:07:45
I'm 24 so probably the youngest here at OOF. :)

No, that's how many wives you've had!!  Opti XXIV  :y
;D

Or possibly how many millions in the bank  ::)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 March 2014, 12:04:49
I'm 24 so probably the youngest here at OOF. :)

No, that's how many wives you've had!!  Opti XXIV  :y
;D

Or possibly how many millions in the bank  ::)

Three wives......and £3 in the bank. ;)
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 March 2014, 14:15:09
I'm 24 so probably the youngest here at OOF. :)

No, that's how many wives you've had!!  Opti XXIV  :y
;D

Or possibly how many millions in the bank  ::)

Three wives......and £3 in the bank. ;)

24 and three wives already! No wonder you're impoverished gentry!  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: ronnyd on 25 March 2014, 16:17:56
Don't think I'm the oldest, but can't be far off. :(

Not sure if non Omega Owner's should be counted. If they have chickened out and bought something sensible then they are not able to share the pain and suffering, random warning lights, general idiosyncrasies. So older members tend to have ditched their Omegas.i
Don,t worry about random warning lights etc. just stick some insulating tape over them. Think i,ve got a jumbo
roll somewhere. :y
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Rods2 on 25 March 2014, 18:29:37
I'm 24 so probably the youngest here at OOF. :)

With the amount of different ages you've given, by the time you have typed and posted it, you seem to have forgotten it again.  ::) :P :o :o :o

Beluga Caviar is meant to be very good for the memory, M'lud.  :P
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: Stemo on 25 March 2014, 19:32:32
I'm 24 so probably the youngest here at OOF. :)

With the amount of different ages you've given, by the time you have typed and posted it, you seem to have forgotten it again.  ::) :P :o :o :o

Beluga Caviar is meant to be very good for the memory, M'lud.  :P
Tastes like fishy frog spawn that shite.
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: 05omegav6 on 25 March 2014, 20:56:05
Confuddled with summat else me thinks...
Title: Re: Average age of OOFer's
Post by: TheBoy on 25 March 2014, 21:08:00
That joshwyatt fella keeps calling me a coffin dodger. Mind you, he is only able 12 ;D