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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Dave-C on 11 June 2008, 16:45:23
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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
> cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
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> He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I
> pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound
> experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
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> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
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> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
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"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable?" ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D Werry-funnee! :y :y
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hehe, I likes. ;D
glad she didnt want reception to send up 20 No 6
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Hi Mister
Me love you long time ::)
Dave get your coat :D
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Oh dear .... :) :)
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I'll have both prease!!!! :P
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Very good ;D ;D ;D
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Ummmmmmm ;D ;D ;D
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That's so bad it's funny ;D :y
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:y :y :y ;D ;D
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The missus stayed in a hotel in Dong Guan when she worked at the same company as me (guess how we met), and I made her steal a room service menu.
Why?
The soup of the day was: "Beef Penis soup"
No word of a lie!!!!
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Sorry about the influx crazy posts... I have my wifey at home bad at the moment and I cannot leave her alone... needs to see a consultant, 4-6 weeks NHS, fortunately I've got a private health scheme, so, we're going to see the same consultant tonight...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! :-/