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Title: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Stemo on 20 May 2014, 11:39:14
..with wifey. She says I am a racist because I loosely support Farage and intend to vote UKIP on Thursday. I have also been known to blurt out the 'n' word and the 'p' word whilst watching the news.
I put it to her this way: if I was getting new next-door neighbours and I was allowed to choose then, provided every family was the same in every way, ie. quiet, polite, helpful etc., and the choice was between Asian, African, East European or White British, I would choose White British.
If I moved back to Liverpool and my new neighbours were to be White British and my choice was someone else from Liverpool, a Geordie or a Cockney, I would choose the scouser.
If my new neighbour was going to be a White British scouser, but I had a choice between someone who supported Liverpool and someone who supported Everton, I would choose the red.

Racist, or human nature?
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2014, 13:15:22
As a gay black man it's probably best that I don't move in next to you. :)
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Rog on 20 May 2014, 13:43:13
As a gay black man it's probably best that I don't move in next to you. :)

 . . . . who also supports Everton
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2014, 13:45:29
As a gay black man it's probably best that I don't move in next to you. :)

 . . . . who also supports Everton

...and hates Steven ...erm..erm Gerrard and Liverpool. :)
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Rog on 20 May 2014, 13:58:23
..with wifey. She says I am a racist because I loosely support Farage and intend to vote UKIP on Thursday. I have also been known to blurt out the 'n' word and the 'p' word whilst watching the news.


I'm really trying to figure out what the "P" word is . . . . . and failed so far, and probably it cannot be put here to let me know  :-X


EDIT
I've got it . . . it's parking ticket !  YAY   :y

Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 14:04:42
I would guess at N being Naughty, and P being Peas...
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: biggriffin on 20 May 2014, 15:01:17
The P word with our stemo is either P =pink or P=pouf :) and N=Nancy. ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 15:06:35
Or Poo and Newmattress ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Andy B on 20 May 2014, 15:12:49
..with wifey. She says I am a racist because I loosely support Farage and intend to vote UKIP on Thursday. I have also been known to blurt out the 'n' word and the 'p' word whilst watching the news.


I'm really trying to figure out what the "P" word is . . . . . and failed so far, and probably it cannot be put here to let me know  :-X


EDIT
I've got it . . . it's parking ticket !  YAY   :y

A shortened version of someone from Pakistan.  ;)
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: chrisgixer on 20 May 2014, 15:22:29
Scouser? Surely that an "S" word? ;D

All things are relative Esta. I don't want sconters* anywhere near me. Thankyou very much ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 May 2014, 15:24:49
If its in here, your not allowed to say (or think) it allegedly  :-X

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 15:57:36
An Ocker must surely be ironic...
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Rog on 20 May 2014, 15:58:27
If its in here, your not allowed to say (or think) it allegedly  :-X

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

So if anyone DARES to call me Taff or Taffy, I'll see you in court   ;D    ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 May 2014, 16:07:36
If its in here, your not allowed to say (or think) it allegedly  :-X

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

So if anyone DARES to call me Taff or Taffy, I'll see you in court   ;D    ;D

But sheep shagger / goat fondler is okay then  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: biggriffin on 20 May 2014, 16:26:09
So what's worse being called a smurf,a sheep shagger,a pouf,a fairy,a rug muncher,a sweaty,a paddy,a mick, or the N word or worse still a western oriental gentleman,a person from Pakistan, or as i have been called a nazi.
I'm lost and confused and cant do PC. But then am a child of the,70's :y
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 16:37:19
I could live with being a Smurf, as it implies a shot at knocking boots with Smurfette :-*
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: biggriffin on 20 May 2014, 16:41:33
I could live with being a Smurf, as it implies a shot at knocking boots with Smurfette :-*

Jessica rabbit......
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 16:44:10
Now you're talking...
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: biggriffin on 20 May 2014, 16:45:29
And bob hoskins wont be able to hang you up on a meat hook,for trying ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 16:48:40
I'm sure Woger Wabbit will hwve summat to say though ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: biggriffin on 20 May 2014, 16:50:53
Put him in the pot for tea. Mm wabbit stew. :)
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Rog on 20 May 2014, 17:15:51
If its in here, your not allowed to say (or think) it allegedly  :-X

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

So if anyone DARES to call me Taff or Taffy, I'll see you in court   ;D    ;D

But sheep shagger / goat fondler is okay then  ;D ;D ;D

Nah, don't like Goats much, they're a bit smelly and they bite   ::)    ::)

But, those are not racist slurs, they are . . . .errr . . . . .err . . . . ?  ?

 
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 17:24:00
...merely making light of implied sexual preference based on your current choice of residential location factored with some, very, tongue in cheek stereotyping... :P
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: Rog on 20 May 2014, 17:30:48
...merely making light of implied sexual preference based on your current choice of residential location factored with some, very, tongue in cheek stereotyping... :P

I'll say one thing, I married a lady that I met in London. If I was born and bred locally down there, the implied sexual preference could well have been true. I've never seen so many really fat and ugly women in my life  :o   :o

Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 May 2014, 17:31:49
If its in here, your not allowed to say (or think) it allegedly  :-X

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

So if anyone DARES to call me Taff or Taffy, I'll see you in court   ;D    ;D

But sheep shagger / goat fondler is okay then  ;D ;D ;D

Nah, don't like Goats much, they're a bit smelly and they bite   ::)    ::)

But, those are not racist slurs, they are . . . .errr . . . . .err . . . . ?  ?



You have the wrong end then  :-X ;D ;D ;D

Nah, I abuse everybody if i'm in the mood  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 May 2014, 17:34:06
...merely making light of implied sexual preference based on your current choice of residential location factored with some, very, tongue in cheek stereotyping... :P

I'll say one thing, I married a lady that I met in London. If I was born and bred locally down there, the implied sexual preference could well have been true. I've never seen so many really fat and ugly women in my life  :o   :o



Don't knock fat and ugly women, they try harder (allegedly)   :y ;D
Now were is my application form for chairman of the premier league  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 17:38:27
Clearly not been to Horsham* during the day then...

* insert any local market town to suit location of discussion.
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: biggriffin on 20 May 2014, 17:59:25
I think you mean the great unwashed. Wearing there designer ski pants, white baggy tee shirt and bleached white rebooks. Eg std jeramy kylie  fodder :)
Title: Re: Had a discussion about racism last night....
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 May 2014, 18:06:16
Ski pants you say... That's a whole different class of umm, Er, clientele ;D