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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Rods2 on 06 June 2014, 23:32:41
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As you can see all the patients are doing well in these excellent, state of the art, medical facilities and are expected to be discharged soon. :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Dr.gixer, Dr Cem, Dr Lord Opti, Dr Who and Nurse Esta were all asked to comment on the range of treatments and their success as most of the patents, despite their best efforts do look quite ill. One of the staff agreed to comment as long as their name was not mentioned. "All of the patients are doing well on our alternative treatments of high doses of vitamin C, regular rectal massages administered by Nurse Esta and doses of Brandy." When asked about the grey pallor to their skin and their skeletal looks? The spokesperson replied: "Once we reduce the vitamin C doses and increase the rectal massages, a pink skin colour will return." How do the doctors know this? "One of them was given a website link, by a friend of a friend to this alternative medicine site, that told them about the success and the possible side effects of this treatment". "Nurse Esta went on the record by saying increasing the number and length of the rectal massages will be the key, probably." ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yep, it will work. Must do. Bloke said down the pub. :y
NEXT!
....he was a scouser too, strangely. :-\
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To paraphrase...
"I see dead people...yum, yum"
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I think we need some urgent input from Cem................ :y :y
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Dr Cem is not on call on any day with a 'y' in it, so you'll simply have to queue up with everyone else on Monday :y
Which incidentally, might explain why the waiting room looks the way it does :-\
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Do the staff provide these for the patients, so they can going shopping in
Beirut downtown Reading East? ::) ::) ::)
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I think we need some urgent input from Cem................ :y :y
He's injecting vitamin c from that Dr Watson. It's probably 9/5ths harpic. No Wonder Holmes jumped.
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Bit late
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/06/article-2650385-1E84D30300000578-120_636x382.jpg)
As you can see all the patients are doing well in these excellent, state of the art, medical facilities and are expected to be discharged soon. :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Dr.gixer, Dr Cem, Dr Lord Opti, Dr Who and Nurse Esta were all asked to comment on the range of treatments and their success as most of the patents, despite their best efforts do look quite ill. One of the staff agreed to comment as long as their name was not mentioned. "All of the patients are doing well on our alternative treatments of high doses of vitamin C, regular rectal massages administered by Nurse Esta and doses of Brandy." When asked about the grey pallor to their skin and their skeletal looks? The spokesperson replied: "Once we reduce the vitamin C doses and increase the rectal massages, a pink skin colour will return." How do the doctors know this? "One of them was given a website link, by a friend of a friend to this alternative medicine site, that told them about the success and the possible side effects of this treatment". "Nurse Esta went on the record by saying increasing the number and length of the rectal massages will be the key, probably." ;D ;D ;D ;D
Bit late for visitors don't you think?
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After a long and stressy Friday, a nice dinner, three pints of water and the obligatory cold beer, I still feel wound up :-\
So following Dr Gollums' advice, and in the absence of any likely fornication, it's off to bed with a big mug of fruit tea from French France and some chocolate...
Unless one of the other esteemed Doctors can suggest owt else ::)
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I think we need some urgent input from Cem................ :y :y
He's injecting vitamin c from that Dr Watson. It's probably 9/5ths harpic. No Wonder Holmes jumped.
::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Dr Cem is not on call on any day with a 'y' in it, so you'll simply have to queue up with everyone else on Monday :y
Which incidentally, might explain why the waiting room looks the way it does :-\
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Bunch of bloody malingerers if you ask me! ::) ;D
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That is a picture of the dormitory at my Brackley boarding school in the late '40s. (That's me 4th from the end far right). As you can tell, the massages did work, much to the delight of our housemaster, Mr Squeers, although the boys were not convinced. :-X