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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 15:36:24

Title: I need to cut the grass
Post by: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 15:36:24

But can't remember where I left the mower....

*sigh* time to drive around looking for it

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: zirk on 11 June 2014, 15:40:05

Ive got some of it in my back garden, was a Flymo, cos if it was, it Flewell.

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 June 2014, 16:57:05

Mr Admin man......When it comes to mowers there are three little words you should always remember.......Petrol....Petrol...Petrol.

Anything else is for girlies. :)

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 11 June 2014, 17:44:31

Quote from: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 15:36:24

But can't remember where I left the mower....

*sigh* time to drive around looking for it

let it grow i have  ;D ;D

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 18:11:50

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 June 2014, 16:57:05

Mr Admin man......When it comes to mowers there are three little words you should always remember.......Petrol....Petrol...Petrol.

Anything else is for girlies. :)

I couldn't agree more.

Battlebus, the mobile storage unit, located and retrieved. Can't be arsed to cut the lawn now, tomorrow is another day ;D

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 18:12:46

I probably need to fit a tracker to the Battlebus, to make locating it after I've abandoned it easier ;D

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 June 2014, 18:35:14

Quote from: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 18:12:46

I probably need to fit a tracker to the Battlebus, to make locating it after I've abandoned it easier ;D

Not strictly legal, but I'd get a couple of friends to steal it while you're in the pub, then claim on the insurance.

Like I say, not strictly legal...... ::) ::) ::) :)

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 18:43:02

Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 June 2014, 18:35:14

Quote from: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 18:12:46

I probably need to fit a tracker to the Battlebus, to make locating it after I've abandoned it easier ;D

Not strictly legal, but I'd get a couple of friends to steal it while you're in the pub, then claim on the insurance.

Like I say, not strictly legal...... ::) ::) ::) :)

I think I'll have to fix it first, if they need a fast getaway...

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: omega3000 on 11 June 2014, 19:03:28

Chuck petrol on it and burn it  :)

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 June 2014, 19:04:38

Quote from: Emd on 11 June 2014, 19:03:28

Chuck petrol on it and burn it  :)

Might want to wait until the garage is built, so TB can empty all his stuff out of it ;D

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 June 2014, 22:02:01

I went to strim an overgrown garden today, but my petrol strimmer died!  >:(  and I ended up doing it with a hook!  ::)  :(

O for a powerful enough electric strimmer that could deal with brambles!!  ;)  :y

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Gaffers on 11 June 2014, 22:04:37

Buy a goat, tie it to a post and move it every few days :y

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 June 2014, 22:06:50

Quote from: Monsieur Guffer on 11 June 2014, 22:04:37

Buy a goat, tie it to a post and move it every few days :y

Mmmmm roast goat!  :-*  :y

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Gaffers on 11 June 2014, 22:08:54

Quote from: Sir Tigger on 11 June 2014, 22:06:50

Quote from: Monsieur Guffer on 11 June 2014, 22:04:37

Buy a goat, tie it to a post and move it every few days :y

Mmmmm roast goat!  :-*  :y

You spoilt the joke too early ::) ;D

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 June 2014, 22:09:22

Use a chain to tether it, ropes are edible... ;D

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 June 2014, 22:36:16

I wonder if goat meat tastes better for a diet of brambles or would it be a bit tough?  :-\

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 June 2014, 23:10:36

Blackberry flavour perhaps...

Title: Re: I need to cut the grass
Post by: Kevin Wood on 11 June 2014, 23:51:24

MMmmm. Naga Goat. :P