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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 June 2014, 21:02:45
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We can work along side another bloke for year on end without a cross word.... yet a week on holiday with your Mrs and fireworks ;D
Answers on a post card please ;D ;D
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Dr Opti is your man for all advice related to wimmin! :y
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Thought I was a woman Doctor too... maybe thats my problem ;D
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Did she finally realise you prefer men dressed in pink crocs?
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We can work along side another bloke for year on end without a cross word....
Hmmmm, I may have lumped an ex-work colleague years ago over a professional disagreement. However, we remained friends :)
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Meant to add, I've never lumped Mrs TB...
...because I'm too scared ;D
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It's a well known fact that 'Like poles attract & different poles repel'.
Quite what the love lives of Polish people have to do with your predicament, im not sure me ode duck, but I thought i'd chuck it in 'cos it sounded reet clever like! ;D ;)
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Did she finally realise you prefer men dressed in sweaty lycra?
Be afraid. Be very afraid ;D
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Women are usually very good with people. Mostly because they ALL know and understand when another person is having a bad week. Women know this by default obviously.
Men often don't know or understand this... For obvious reasons.
I prescribe..... a lesson in ignoring mood swings.
Where shall I send my invoice? :)
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One of my mature female students once said to me.....
"Ron, even WOMEN don't understand women, so what chance do YOU stand?"
A good guiding principal, I feel!
:y
Ron.
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Similar here. An Ex once roared at me, in a fit of rage, "I don't know what I want, how the fu@k are YOU supposed to know" and she meant it. ;D
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And I bet we all know this one:-
There is obviously something wrong, because you are getting the silent/cold treatment.
You ask "What's wrong?"
She answers, huffily "Nothing".
That translates as "Well, if you don't know, you should and I'm not going to tell you!"
This scenario CAN continue for days.....
Ron.
P.S. Can anyone explain it? ???
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That's the default operating mode isn't it? ::)
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I have to say, been married for well over 30 yrs (same woman!), arguements etc very very rare, and when they do I refuse to get into the long silence thing, I walk through it as if nothing had happened. Oh, a very big G&T helps :y
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Oops! I've always thought "nothing" means "nothing. It's a lovely day. Why don't you clear off for a blat in the Westfield for the rest of the day." Silly me. :-[
And I bet we all know this one:-
There is obviously something wrong, because you are getting the silent/cold treatment.
You ask "What's wrong?"
She answers, huffily "Nothing".
That translates as "Well, if you don't know, you should and I'm not going to tell you!"
This scenario CAN continue for days.....
Ron.
P.S. Can anyone explain it? ???
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Oops! I've always thought "nothing" means "nothing. It's a lovely day. Why don't you I clear off for a blat big shoppping session in the Westfield for the rest of the day." Silly me. :-[
And I bet we all know this one:-
There is obviously something wrong, because you are getting the silent/cold treatment.
You ask "What's wrong?"
She answers, huffily "Nothing".
That translates as "Well, if you don't know, you should and I'm not going to tell you!"
This scenario CAN continue for days.....
Ron.
P.S. Can anyone explain it? ???
Corrected :y
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We can work along side another bloke for year on end without a cross word.... yet a week on holiday with your Mrs and fireworks ;D
Answers on a post card please ;D ;D
Probably because you don't expect/demand (well I hope you don't! ;D ;D ;D ;D) from that man who works alongside you what you do from the love of your life! Simples! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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And I bet we all know this one:-
There is obviously something wrong, because you are getting the silent/cold treatment.
You ask "What's wrong?"
She answers, huffily "Nothing".
That translates as "Well, if you don't know, you should and I'm not going to tell you!"
This scenario CAN continue for days.....
Ron.
P.S. Can anyone explain it? ???
No need to explain it, enjoy the peace :)
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Don't even try to work it out.
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My ex-MIL and her husband, would go through the big not talking routine for about 3 weeks for the slightest thing. On their 25 wedding anniversary, we reckoned in the 25 years that they had been talking for less 6 months. ;D ;D ;D ;D