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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: JoeRadosavljevich on 17 June 2014, 23:44:39
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Let's start a new topic on your very first approach to a significant other. What were your first words to her/him and how did he/she respond? I'll go first, it happened last week on a night out. Stunningly beautiful brunette, from afar looked like au pair.
Me: Hello
She: hi
Me: (long predatory stare) You look like you're from Italy
She: giggles. No, I am from Spain.
Me: There goes my chance for home made Italian pizza
She: laughing. I am sorry to disappoint you.
Me: I am thinking of how you can make it up to me.
She: coyly. What makes you think I will do such thing?
Me: The moist on your lips.
She: (Turning red). You are very naughty.
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Which lips were they, Joe?
:-[
Ron.
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Do you have a story of your own?
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Do you have a story of your own?
Yeah Joe, but i think most of ,em may be a bit to raunchy for on here. :D
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D
I thought that was your modus operandi M'lud? ::) :)
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
Surely that would be the woman doing that ;D
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D
I thought that was your modus operandi M'lud? ::) :)
In my younger days no knicker elastic could keep me at bay. ;D ;D :y
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
Surely that would be the woman doing that ;D
Round your way maybe Mr Emd, but we're real men down yer! Arrrr! :y :y :y
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
Surely that would be the woman doing that ;D
Round your way maybe Mr Emd, but we're real men down yer! Arrrr! :y :y :y
Yep , well you wouldnt want to go out at night around here :(
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Before rhohypional there was vodka :)
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Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?
I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P
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I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P
Such a perfect opportunity for creating something out of nothing. Has happened to me as well.
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Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain. ::) Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o :y
It seems we have much to learn! ;) ;D
You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D
I thought that was your modus operandi M'lud? ::) :)
No Lord Doctor Opti is much more sophisticated than that: "He laptops them over the head and drags them back to his mansion, telling them 'trust me' I'm a doctor." ::) :P ;D ;D
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Yeah Joe, but i think most of ,em may be a bit to raunchy for on here. :D
Cut out the raunchy part.
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Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?
I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P
Anyone can come out with the lines, though...
The real skill is in knowing exactly when to duck. :y
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How about:-
Would you care for a drink?
No!
Would you like a dance?
NO!
Then I suppose a freak is out of the question ::) ::) :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Before rhohypional there was vodka :)
I was told by an older bloke, "get em drunk lad, it loosens their morals"
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I used to try 'Blimey, you're gorgeous, take your clothes off and pull up a bed'.
Didn't seem to work. :(
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I can be fearless ;D
I once walked up to the 11 out of 10 blonde in a pub, and asked he if she was going to buy me a drink, she was so shocked we got talking, :y
I think the really pretty ones either are so up themselfs being pestered every day or blokes are so in awe they dare not speak to them,
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I can be fearless ;D
I once walked up to the 11 out of 10 blonde in a pub, and asked he if she was going to buy me a drink, she was so shocked we got talking, :y
I think the really pretty ones either are so up themselfs being pestered every day or blokes are so in awe they dare not speak to them,
That's an astute observation.
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Before rhohypional there was vodka :)
I was told by an older bloke, "get em drunk lad, it loosens their morals"
Your Dad, per chance......... :D :D
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Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?
I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P
So does Mrs TB's Dad own a brewery then?
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Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?
So does Mrs TB's Dad own a brewery then?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour, I'd like you to be on it"