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Title: New Boot's
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 12:53:33
An old farmer went out and bought a new pair of boots.

He got home and tried to get his old lady to notice them, but she didn't. So he went in the bedroom, took off all his clothes, and came out wearing only the new boots.

"Notice anything?", He said.

"All I can see is a limp dick". She replied.

"Yes, but look at what its pointing at, My new boots". He said.

"Huh" she replied, "Then you should have bought a new hat"!
Title: Chicken At The Movies
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 12:58:29
A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: Jimbob on 19 June 2008, 13:01:15
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 13:41:05
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: psychnurse on 19 June 2008, 13:43:13
LOL  ;D ;D ;D Where do you get them ::)
Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 13:49:32
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LOL  ;D ;D ;D Where do you get them ::)

Normally from a shoe shop or wharehouse.....   Sotty, couldnt resist.    ;D ;D ;D ;D

I get a lot from a mate, we have been collecting them since we were first on the internet.
Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 13:51:12
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LOL  ;D ;D ;D Where do you get them ::)

Normally from a shoe shop or wharehouse.....   Sotty, couldnt resist.    ;D ;D ;D ;D

I get a lot from a mate, we have been collecting them since we were first on the internet.


ooooohhhhhhh dear, guess that means no shortage of them then. ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: LJay on 19 June 2008, 16:22:07
Keep them coming, they make me smile! :y
Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: Elite Pete on 19 June 2008, 17:12:23
 ;D ;D

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Title: Re: New Boot's
Post by: psychnurse on 19 June 2008, 17:15:35
Keep it up mate!!! 06:30 was made much better by having a laugh this morning  :y ;D ;D