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Title: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: iggy21uk on 19 June 2008, 12:11:11

Mondeo owners

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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male
driver.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? Quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the ****ing car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want; I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? Asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought a mondeo, you live with it!"

 ;D

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 19 June 2008, 12:22:35

 ;D ;D LMAO ;D ;D
Thats a gooden ;D

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: psychnurse on 19 June 2008, 12:24:47

 :y :y :y exellent!

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: LJay on 19 June 2008, 12:46:32

funny!  ;D

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: jereboam on 19 June 2008, 13:50:36

I bought a Mondeo. :(

I sold it again and bought an Omega.  :)

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 13:53:32

 :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: woodsy_mv6 on 19 June 2008, 14:00:39

The old ones are the best.

Still makes me laugh though :)

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 19 June 2008, 14:01:10

Quote

I bought a Mondeo. :(

I sold it again and bought an Omega.  :)

:y

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: Andyb on 19 June 2008, 14:08:02

Quote

Quote

I bought a Mondeo. :(

I sold it again and bought an Omega.  :)

:y

me too

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: Ian_D on 19 June 2008, 17:56:21

 :y

Title: Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
Post by: Markjay on 19 June 2008, 17:59:55

I drove a rented Mondeo across some mountains in the continent, the driving experience was OK but the car was falling apart, trim, shocks, everything.....