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Title: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: cleggy on 31 July 2014, 09:21:36
I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge. ::)
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy. ;)
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: flyer 0712 on 31 July 2014, 09:30:39
Money talks and he should know  ;)
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: chrisgixer on 31 July 2014, 09:50:12
Probably got that rolling around in the ash tray in his car.
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 July 2014, 10:50:58
I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge. ::)
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy. ;)


 ;D ;D ;D

Say what you like about 'old Bernie' but he always has a nice piece of leggy totty on his arm.

It must be his devastating good looks that makes him so attractive to the ladies. I can't think what else it could be. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: chrisgixer on 31 July 2014, 10:51:48
...and such a fine head of hair ;D
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 July 2014, 10:52:50
...and such a fine head of hair ;D

...designer glasses. ;)
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 31 July 2014, 10:56:57
I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge. ::)
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy. ;)


 ;D ;D ;D

Say what you like about 'old Bernie' but he always has a nice piece of leggy totty on his arm.

It must be his devastating good looks that makes him so attractive to the ladies. I can't think what else it could be. ::) ::) ;)


 ;D ;D


even an ugly monkey would be very attractive with that much of money ;D


but must admit when I saw her daughters,  I thought those girls are a door for some handsome man to the rich world..
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 July 2014, 10:59:00
I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge. ::)
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy. ;)


 ;D ;D ;D

Say what you like about 'old Bernie' but he always has a nice piece of leggy totty on his arm.

It must be his devastating good looks that makes him so attractive to the ladies. I can't think what else it could be. ::) ::) ;)


 ;D ;D


even an ugly monkey would be very attractive with that much of money ;D


but must admit when I saw her daughters,  I thought those girls are a door for some handsome man to the rich world..

Even on a good day Bernie isn't as attractive as a primate, Cem. ;)
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: aaronjb on 31 July 2014, 11:10:32
but must admit when I saw her daughters,  I thought those girls are a door for some handsome man to the rich world..

I don't think Mr Rutland (who married Tamara Ecclestone last year) is short of money as a "former stockbroker" and part time cocaine dealer..

..although maybe money is running short after he was banned from trading in the City: http://www.fsa.gov.uk/static/pubs/final/jay-rutland.pdf
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 31 July 2014, 12:36:22
but must admit when I saw her daughters,  I thought those girls are a door for some handsome man to the rich world..

I don't think Mr Rutland (who married Tamara Ecclestone last year) is short of money as a "former stockbroker" and part time cocaine dealer..

..although maybe money is running short after he was banned from trading in the City: http://www.fsa.gov.uk/static/pubs/final/jay-rutland.pdf (http://www.fsa.gov.uk/static/pubs/final/jay-rutland.pdf)




 I though marrying that girl would be of some help for my turbo conversions ;D ;D


ok I'll wait for the second ;D
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: Rods2 on 31 July 2014, 14:26:14
I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge. ::)
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy. ;)


 ;D ;D ;D

Say what you like about 'old Bernie' but he always has a nice piece of leggy totty on his arm.

It must be his devastating good looks that makes him so attractive to the ladies. I can't think what else it could be. ::) ::) ;)

Where as with your delightful sister-in-law on your arm all you will end up with is a bit more land. ::) ::) ::) ::)










2 acres. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 31 July 2014, 16:10:04
If he tries it on with his sister in law again, he'll end up in a rented bedsit in Skegness with a broken laptop and an elderly Omega, while Mrs Opti and her sister disappear into the sunset with all his money!!  ::)  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: omega3000 on 31 July 2014, 18:14:27
I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge. ::)
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy. ;)


 ;D ;D ;D

Say what you like about 'old Bernie' but he always has a nice piece of leggy totty on his arm.

It must be his devastating good looks that makes him so attractive to the ladies. I can't think what else it could be. ::) ::) ;)

Hu@g like a donkey  ;D
Title: Re: Bernie Eccleston
Post by: ozzycat on 31 July 2014, 20:17:25
I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge. ::)
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy. ;)


 ;D ;D ;D

Say what you like about 'old Bernie' but he always has a nice piece of leggy totty on his arm.

It must be his devastating good looks that makes him so attractive to the ladies. I can't think what else it could be. ::) ::) ;)

Hu@g like a donkey  ;D
yes a castrated one steve