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Title: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 June 2008, 19:14:55
I think I already know the answer to this one.

A short joke to demonstrate ;

2 armed Sun readers robbing a bank "Give me all the money or we'll blow your f***ing heads off!!"

"Are you Sun readers?" enquires the lady bank employee.

"Yes  we  are. How   could   you   know   that ????"

"Because you've sawn the wrong end off your shot gun!"

Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: Dave-C on 19 June 2008, 19:20:57
 ;D ;D ;D

I wonder if Star readers would be holding their genitalia instead of shot guns???
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: Jimbob on 19 June 2008, 19:23:12
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: stuart30 on 19 June 2008, 19:28:25
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;D ;D ;D

I wonder if Star readers would be holding their genitalia instead of shot guns???


No that would be us Sport readers....once ive mastered reading i will eventually move onto the Sun. ;D
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 19 June 2008, 19:29:42
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: rickyboy on 19 June 2008, 19:42:31
wots rong wif beeing a sun reeder?
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 June 2008, 19:45:46
Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: stuart30 on 19 June 2008, 20:24:33
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Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.


What no more dear Deirdre.... :o

Dear Deirdre
""After a night on the town i came home and found my wife in bed with a horse.....what do you think i should do""

Derdire replys
"" Dear Mr Jockey please phone my premimum rate 0845 number and listen too the prerecorded advice""

Calls cost £2.99 per minute and last in excess of 3 hours.

My goodness the Sun is britians best loved newspaper....well thats what it says on the front. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 June 2008, 20:30:26
thats the trouble with sun readers .. They believe everything the paper says.
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 21:49:14
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Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.


What no more dear Deirdre.... :o

Dear Deirdre
""After a night on the town i came home and found my wife in bed with a horse.....what do you think i should do""

Derdire replys
"" Dear Mr Jockey please phone my premimum rate 0845 number and listen too the prerecorded advice""

Calls cost £2.99 per minute and last in excess of 3 hours.

My goodness the Sun is britians best loved newspaper....well thats what it says on the front. ;D ;D

Thats what they would have us believe, but then newspapers tell us anything to get sales.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: amigov6 on 19 June 2008, 22:01:50
Oh! You must all be broadsheet readers! :o ;D
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: amigov6 on 19 June 2008, 22:07:37
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiQihYZn_0
Telegraph, Mail, Sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 22:34:38
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Oh! You must all be broadsheet readers! :o ;D

You ought to know me by now, sneaky peak at page 3 and thats it, havent bought a news rag for years.
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: amigov6 on 20 June 2008, 20:19:51
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0JSahEDRjvw&feature=related
Or the newer version!
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: psychnurse on 20 June 2008, 20:37:14
Superb.... Dont make comedy like that anymore.... love little britain though  :y :y
Title: Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
Post by: psychnurse on 20 June 2008, 20:38:49
Telegraph and Guardian for me...... Just to keep up with the Jonses.... If my nurses arnt looking it might be the sun lol  ;D