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Title: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Rods2 on 11 August 2014, 18:38:59
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Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 August 2014, 18:50:24
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: powerslinky on 11 August 2014, 19:05:58
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

You're clearly not well Mr. Opti ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: zirk on 11 August 2014, 19:11:36
She's basically saying if it wont fill this gap dont bother.
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 August 2014, 19:35:04
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)


Opti, you need new eye glasses .. asap ;D :y




or is that a new reason to hit wrong targets ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 August 2014, 19:35:45
She's basically saying if it wont fill this gap dont bother.

If what won't fill this gap?...... ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 August 2014, 19:41:06
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Rods2 on 11 August 2014, 20:29:26
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you. :P ;D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Tony H on 11 August 2014, 20:30:39
She's basically saying if it wont fill this gap dont bother.
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 August 2014, 20:42:08
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*
Trouble is, those curves leave nowt to the imagination ::)

Less is more, as demonstrated by Miss Sex on legs herself, Judy Greer...

http://hollywoodlyrics.us/celebrity/female/Judy%20Greer%20Measurements,%20Bra%20Cup,%20Breasts,%20Hips,%20Body%20Size.jpg  :-*
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 August 2014, 20:50:02
Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really :)
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Rods2 on 11 August 2014, 22:01:10
Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really :)

Never ever ever trust a politician either. :y
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 August 2014, 22:20:12
Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really :)

Never ever ever trust a politician either. :y

One and the same. Along with ceo's, bankers, and most top end BMW owners. Mostly the types with chauffeurs like the ones seen exiting London on the m4 at 3 in the afternoon.
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 August 2014, 22:29:40
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.  ::)   Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?  ???  :)
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: henryd on 11 August 2014, 22:31:49
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you. :P ;D

The thing is though that Opti could have a chance with Angela,but has bugger all chance with Miss Diaz  :D ;D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 August 2014, 11:59:21
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you. :P ;D

The thing is though that Opti could have a chance with Angela,but has bugger all chance with Miss Diaz  :D ;D

I could pull Ms. Diaz........If I wanted to. :P :P :P
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 August 2014, 12:00:36
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.  ::)   Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?  ???  :)

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig. :D ;)
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 August 2014, 12:14:42
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.  ::)   Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?  ???  :)

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig. :D ;)

I might have...  :)
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 August 2014, 12:18:16
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.  ::)   Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?  ???  :)

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig. :D ;)

I might have...  :)

I find that stiletto shoes leave nasty marks on my back. :D :D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: aaronjb on 12 August 2014, 12:23:50
Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really :)

So trusting anyone Italian is pretty much out of the question for you then? ;D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 August 2014, 18:52:23
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you. :P ;D

The thing is though that Opti could have a chance with Angela,but has bugger all chance with Miss Diaz  :D ;D

I could pull Ms. Diaz........If I wanted to. :P :P :P
Only with a rope and towbar ;D
Title: Re: Be careful using Superglue!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 August 2014, 18:57:27
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.  ::)   Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?  ???  :)

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig. :D ;)

I might have...  :)

I find that stiletto shoes leave nasty marks on my back. :D :D

I find that dominant women leave nasty marks on my wallet.  ::)  You know all about that though Opti!  ;D