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Title: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: Dave-C on 21 June 2008, 07:14:19
I saw this and thought you'd all love this simple one.... ;D ;D

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal   results.

The doctor   says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and   emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'  

George replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed  it so  when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the Bathroom, *poof   *!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof *! The light goes off.'  

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

'Ethel,' he says, 'George is fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his   relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof*! the light goes on  in
the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof *! The   light goes off?'






















'OH MY GOD!'  Ethel exclaims.

'He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!
Title: Re: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: kris9128 on 21 June 2008, 07:37:41
it's an old 1 but still makes me laugh.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: HolyCount on 21 June 2008, 10:59:17
..... I wondered why that light keeps coming on ....... :-[
Title: Re: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 21 June 2008, 11:00:59
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: psychnurse on 21 June 2008, 11:15:35
superb lol  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: Vamps on 21 June 2008, 11:17:20
LOL  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: Andyb on 21 June 2008, 12:23:35
thats where i am going wrong then  :'( :'(
Title: Re: The Lord move's in mysterious ways...
Post by: FRE07962128 on 21 June 2008, 12:25:17
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y