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Title: Just out of interest
Post by: ckz on 16 August 2014, 19:53:38
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: the alarming man on 16 August 2014, 19:56:34
where is lizzie and marie these days???
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 August 2014, 20:12:22
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One or two.

The Omega is a large car and therefore better suited to men.

Women have poor spatial awareness and tend to have problems when it comes to parking a large car.... :)


The Gee Whiz is far more suitable for the ladies.....bless them. :-* :-*
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: plym ian on 16 August 2014, 20:21:45
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One or two.

The Omega is a large car and therefore better suited to men.

Women have poor spatial awareness and tend to have problems when it comes to parking a large car.... :)


The Gee Whiz is far more suitable for the ladies.....bless them. :-* :-*

Oh dear you better run and hide befor a certain Ms Zoom gets here :y

May I suggest the far end of your country estate  :D
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Gaffers on 16 August 2014, 20:24:16
There are a few, have been many more.  Most get scared by Lord Opti's good looks and run off before they become another notch on his bed post.
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: kevinp58 on 16 August 2014, 20:27:39
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One or two.

The Omega is a large car and therefore better suited to men.

Women have poor spatial awareness and tend to have problems when it comes to parking a large car.... :)


The Gee Whiz is far more suitable for the ladies.....bless them. :-* :-*







You'll be upsetting Lizzie  :D
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Tony H on 16 August 2014, 20:45:49
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One or two.

The Omega is a large car and therefore better suited to men.

Women have poor spatial awareness and tend to have problems when it comes to parking a large car.... :)


The Gee Whiz is far more suitable for the ladies.....bless them. :-* :-*

Oh dear thats fighting talk to our lady members. :o
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: chrisgixer on 16 August 2014, 21:29:44
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One in particular, now departed and will remain nameless, scared the others off it seems. Unfortunately. :(

Shame. There used to be several lady members on here. Debs especially was very witty and hands on mechanically. I wonder how she's doing?

Lizzie zoom is here :) I think Miss Zoom is the one remaining lady member. :y
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: the alarming man on 16 August 2014, 21:52:04
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One in particular, now departed and will remain nameless, scared the others off it seems. Unfortunately. :(

Shame. There used to be several lady members on here. Debs especially was very witty and hands on mechanically. I wonder how she's doing?

Lizzie zoom is here :) I think Miss Zoom is the one remaining lady member. :y

I remember debs...where is marie nowadays??
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 August 2014, 22:50:55
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One in particular, now departed and will remain nameless, scared the others off it seems. Unfortunately. :(

Shame. There used to be several lady members on here. Debs especially was very witty and hands on mechanically. I wonder how she's doing?

Lizzie zoom is here :) I think Miss Zoom is the one remaining lady member. :y

I think I know who this is......but I could be wrong. :y
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: hercules on 16 August 2014, 22:51:35
There are a few, have been many more.  Most get scared by Lord Opti's good looks and run off before they become another notch on his bed post.
lord opti can snap knicker elastic even when his broadband speed is down to 1mbps
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 August 2014, 22:52:49
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One in particular, now departed and will remain nameless, scared the others off it seems. Unfortunately. :(

Shame. There used to be several lady members on here. Debs especially was very witty and hands on mechanically. I wonder how she's doing?

Lizzie zoom is here :) I think Miss Zoom is the one remaining lady member. :y

Ms. Debs had a brain the size of a small planet. :y

....and also witty as you say. :y
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 August 2014, 22:55:16
There are a few, have been many more.  Most get scared by Lord Opti's good looks and run off before they become another notch on his bed post.
lord opti can snap knicker elastic even when his broadband speed is down to 1mbps

Since I started dining out at the local food banks and soup kitchens  women's knicker elastic seems harder to snap.  :-\ :-\ :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Vamps on 16 August 2014, 23:04:47
There are a few, have been many more.  Most get scared by Lord Opti's good looks and run off before they become another notch on his bed post.
lord opti can snap knicker elastic even when his broadband speed is down to 1mbps

Since I started dining out at the local food banks and soup kitchens  women's knicker elastic seems harder to snap.  :-\ :-\ :-\ ;D

No need for them in the sarf east, everyone's rich.......... :y :y
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: kevinp58 on 16 August 2014, 23:17:23
There are a few, have been many more.  Most get scared by Lord Opti's good looks and run off before they become another notch on his bed post.
lord opti can snap knicker elastic even when his broadband speed is down to 1mbps

Since I started dining out at the local food banks and soup kitchens  women's knicker elastic seems harder to snap.  :-\ :-\ :-\ ;D

No need for them in the sarf east, everyone's rich.......... :y :y







 ;D ::) :-X ;D
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: ckz on 17 August 2014, 08:33:27
Rights lol.

My missus has my old v70 estate.
Apart from one incident there was never a problem she driving it.
Even it got 200 bhp. Lol

Well, I do longer distance driving, she is doing the shopping trips and dogwalks.,lol
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 August 2014, 14:19:39
As above,
Are there any female omega owners on here?

Just asking.
Been on other forums and on the vopcuk are some on as on the pajero owners forum.

In fact the vopcuk has a female looking like a Modell and has her own hobby garage where she is tunning her cars up.

Any mad girls on here too? Lol

One or two.

The Omega is a large car and therefore better suited to men.

Women have poor spatial awareness and tend to have problems when it comes to parking a large car.... :)


The Gee Whiz is far more suitable for the ladies.....bless them. :-* :-*

What!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

OPti you used to be such a lovely person! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Actually women are better suited to driving all vehicles, large or small, as their egos do not get in the way! :D :D :D :D :)


They also make ideal fighter pilots...............................................now where does Opti live..............what are the co-ordinates of his home the target? :) :)
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 August 2014, 14:41:46
There's a few cross dressers on here ::)
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Stallion on 17 August 2014, 15:34:29
There are a few, have been many more.  Most get scared by Lord Opti's good looks and run off before they become another notch on his bed post.
lord opti can snap knicker elastic even when his broadband speed is down to 1mbps
;D :D ;D :y
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 August 2014, 20:43:08
There's a few cross dressers on here ::)

Yes and a few who dabble with in the pink arts too!  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Gaffers on 18 August 2014, 10:14:11
There are a few, have been many more.  Most get scared by Lord Opti's good looks and run off before they become another notch on his bed post.
lord opti can snap knicker elastic even when his broadband speed is down to 1mbps

Some say, he is able to undo a women's bra through only the power of his mind.  Some say, that he was Sandi Toksvig's last shag with a bloke before she went to the other side........
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 August 2014, 10:16:23

Some say, he is able to undo a women's bra through only the power of his mind.  Some say, that he was Sandi Toksvig's last shag with a bloke before she went to the other side........

A mate of mine has earned that particular accolade... Not that we take the ssip at all. ::)
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: 05omegav6 on 18 August 2014, 10:17:25
Sandi Toskvig is a thespian :o I'm devastated :'(
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: Gaffers on 18 August 2014, 10:32:08
Sandi Toskvig is a thespian :o I'm devastated :'(

And as of last year holds a British Passport, alongside her Danish one of course
Title: Re: Just out of interest
Post by: 05omegav6 on 18 August 2014, 10:38:59
Of course... ;D