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Title: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: humbucker on 19 August 2014, 14:33:15
Punch 'Greggs' into Google and enjoy their new corporate identity while it lasts...

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Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: The Sheriff on 19 August 2014, 14:47:29
If people want to stuff Greggs pasties into their fat faces, that's fair enough. But I really hate the sight of young children and even babies in prams having a sausage roll put into the tiny hands to 'keep them quiet'.
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Rog on 19 August 2014, 14:48:22


Greggs new corporate identity . . . . . . .


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Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: The Sheriff on 19 August 2014, 14:51:16
I would.
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 August 2014, 14:53:53


Greggs new corporate identity . . . . . . .


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You're spoiling us, Mr Rog. :D
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 August 2014, 15:03:05
I smell corporate legal action against Google! :o :o :o :o :o :o

As for that lady: that is gross and has made me feel so slim and sick at the same time!! :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Lagondanet on 19 August 2014, 15:47:29
I smell corporate legal action against Google! :o :o :o :o :o :o

As for that lady: that is gross and has made me feel so slim and sick at the same time!! :D :D :D :D ;)

She could at least have put some pants on for the photo.  :o
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: 05omegav6 on 19 August 2014, 16:01:59
I would.
Trust you to want to have your cake and eat it... ::)
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: ronnyd on 19 August 2014, 16:04:26
I smell corporate legal action against Google! :o :o :o :o :o :o

As for that lady: that is gross and has made me feel so slim and sick at the same time!! :D :D :D :D ;)

She could at least have put some pants on for the photo.  :o
How can you tell that she hasn,t? Impossible to see really.
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: aaronjb on 19 August 2014, 16:32:11
I smell corporate legal action against Google! :o :o :o :o :o :o

I'd love to see Greggs try - Google would squish them like a bug.

I'm pretty sure that information comes direct from Wikipedia anyway, and Wikipedia has always been open to vandalism, take a look at the document history for Greggs for example: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Greggs&action=history
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: omega3000 on 19 August 2014, 16:48:17


Greggs new corporate identity . . . . . . .


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Bet she had a diet coke to wash that cake down  ::)
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 19 August 2014, 17:27:16


Greggs new corporate identity . . . . . . .

She love the cake CAKES!!  ;D ;D


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Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: tigers_gonads on 19 August 2014, 18:06:13
And a 1, 2, 3, ............. sit on my face and tell me that you love me  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: The Sheriff on 19 August 2014, 18:19:28
And a 1, 2, 3, ............. sit on my face and tell me that you love me  :D :D :D
If that sits on your head it would be like getting swallowed by Moby Dick. ;D
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Andy B on 19 August 2014, 18:33:26
And a 1, 2, 3, ............. sit on my face and tell me that you love me  :D :D :D
If that sits on your head it would be like getting swallowed by Moby Dick. ;D

She might be a really nice girl  :y ...... she probably a thyroid problem  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: 05omegav6 on 19 August 2014, 18:34:58
And a 1, 2, 3, ............. sit on my face and tell me that you love me  :D :D :D
If that sits on your head it would be like getting swallowed by Moby Dick. ;D

She might be a really nice girl  :y ...... she probably a cake problem  ::)  ::)
Fixed :y

Certainly no table manners... at least use a spoon and a plate ::)
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Andy B on 19 August 2014, 18:38:31
And a 1, 2, 3, ............. sit on my face and tell me that you love me  :D :D :D
If that sits on your head it would be like getting swallowed by Moby Dick. ;D

She might be a really nice girl  :y ...... she probably a cake problem  ::)  ::)
Fixed :y

Certainly no table manners... at least use a spoon and a plate ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

SWMBO's jaw literally dropped when I showed her  ::)
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: plym ian on 19 August 2014, 18:42:07
Think I woke up next to that one blurry morning :(

She definatly didn't look like THAT when we fell into bed  :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: 05omegav6 on 19 August 2014, 19:01:36
They never do :'(
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 August 2014, 19:14:46
Finding her 'lady parts' could present a problem..... :-\
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: CaptainZok on 19 August 2014, 19:18:01
Finding her 'lady parts' could present a problem..... :-\
Definately a bag of flour job.
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Tony H on 19 August 2014, 19:20:06
And a 1, 2, 3, ............. sit on my face and tell me that you love me  :D :D :D
I think it would be a case of come on fart love and give us a clue  :o
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Lagondanet on 19 August 2014, 20:47:21
Where is a moderator when you need one.  :o
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Andy B on 19 August 2014, 21:10:51
Finding her 'lady parts' could present a problem..... :-\
Definately a bag of flour job.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: omega3000 on 19 August 2014, 21:12:01
Finding her 'lady parts' could present a problem..... :-\
Definately a bag of flour job.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 19 August 2014, 21:19:04
Jesus H Christ. Nothing wrong with a bigger girl (though the posters in Evans window never match the customers inside) but that's taking the biscuit. And the crisps. And the cake. And the kebabs.
Title: Re: Greggs new corporate identity
Post by: Vamps on 20 August 2014, 00:23:30
If people want to stuff Greggs pasties into their fat faces, that's fair enough. But I really hate the sight of young children and even babies in prams having a sausage roll put into the tiny hands to 'keep them quiet'.
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Agreed, nothing basically wrong with Greggs food, but I do hate to see this, and seems to be the norm on the High Streets where I work.............. :( :(